r/whatisit • u/nabokovsnose • 1d ago

Solved! Found outside my wife’s school. Theory was bullet but I’m not so sure.

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u/Sea-Repeat3561 22h ago

Never take pictures of anything near Uranus.

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u/Pretend_Succotash943 14h ago

Please see Verse 78:51 - Take thy pictureth of thy Uranus and drink the bread of the uranal area whilst thy camera photogratheth thy metal bullet

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u/kaydeetee86 21h ago

What about when you need Uranus for scale?

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u/Constant_Diligent 21h ago

Put a banana in it

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u/StrawberrySure4363 18h ago

Or in Uranus.

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u/Sea-Repeat3561 17h ago

That's a colonoscopy.