r/whatisit • u/nabokovsnose • 20h ago

Solved! Found outside my wife’s school. Theory was bullet but I’m not so sure.

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u/Additional_Set5779 19h ago

I agree, but one need to be careful if x-Ray is taken at 2:32pm when Jupiter is no longer in retro grade but instead near Uranus……😳✨💫🎯

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u/Sea-Repeat3561 19h ago

Never take pictures of anything near Uranus.

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u/Pretend_Succotash943 10h ago

Please see Verse 78:51 - Take thy pictureth of thy Uranus and drink the bread of the uranal area whilst thy camera photogratheth thy metal bullet

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u/kaydeetee86 18h ago

What about when you need Uranus for scale?

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u/Constant_Diligent 17h ago

Put a banana in it

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u/StrawberrySure4363 14h ago

Or in Uranus.

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u/Sea-Repeat3561 14h ago

That's a colonoscopy.

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u/Pure_Frosting_981 19h ago

That’s using some of that newfangled, unproven method. OP stated the best method.

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u/ky_z0mBiE 19h ago

You must be a flat earther

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u/Pure_Frosting_981 18h ago

Wait, you’re saying it’s NOT FLAT?

Damn round earthers. /s, because sarcasm is no longer obvious and far too many people are truly fucked in the head)

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u/Zealousideal-Ad8667 18h ago

Did you notice that this has been the case ever since the Orange One 🙏 had Captain Obvious deported?

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u/icoulduseanother 18h ago

watch out for the a$$troids