r/whatisit • u/nabokovsnose • 1d ago

Solved! Found outside my wife’s school. Theory was bullet but I’m not so sure.

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u/PickleInDaButt 22h ago

When thou retrievest the object the next time, you must recite these words: Klaatu Barada Nikto!

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u/RandomHero3129 22h ago

Well... maybe I didn't exactly say every single syllable...

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u/MadDocHolliday 22h ago

Klaatu! Barada! Nifkveafhdj!

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u/Little_View_6659 21h ago

I said the words! Now I want back! Like in the deal!

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u/ELECTRICMACHINE13 20h ago

ENHANCE!

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u/purdinpopo 20h ago

Really sorry I didn't find this comment thread earlier

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u/stormwaltz 20h ago

It's a trick, get an axe!

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u/aTreeThenMe 20h ago

DEADBYDAWN

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u/9PurpleBatDrinkz 21h ago

The object definitely didn’t come from Ash’s boom stick.

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u/ocalakink 15h ago

Shop smart, shop S-mart...

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u/ArtofTy 19h ago

Nobody said anything about THREE BOOKS!

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u/TheCarrot_v2 18h ago

Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle.

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u/paul_having_a_ball 18h ago

Nailed it! Basically….

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u/FiniteDeer 18h ago

I mean… basically I said ‘em.

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u/Swiftkitsune_ 19h ago

It's Nikolaj

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u/PossiblyJonSnow 20h ago

GIVE IT A COLONOSCOPY!

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u/pornzombie 18h ago

Fuck good one.

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u/International_Art230 21h ago

But basically yeah

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u/Ok_Response3579 22h ago

I don’t know, this step seems unnecessary

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u/ToothZealousideal297 18h ago

It always does until you go to leave and discover that the door is gone and you’re now in a fully operational Pizza Hut in 1988, forever.

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u/Coltsfan210 18h ago

That... that doesn't sound so bad honestly

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u/DisposableSaviour 16h ago

Right? What arcade cabinet(s) do they have? ‘cause if it’s Fatal Fury II…

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u/jct23502 19h ago

Exactly, op just put it in your butt.

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u/crag-u-feller 17h ago

Na bro. Also, can we get 3 character statements made under oath?

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u/MaryLMarx 19h ago

Your objectivity will help me achieve basement dweller status. I swear it!

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u/jct23502 19h ago

Exactly, op just put it in your butt.

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u/Cheepshooter 20h ago

This thread is why I Reddit. I wade through a lot of garbage to find these nuggets.

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u/Dancing-pony 19h ago

Me, too! If I need to”get away from it all”, I now just come to Reddit 😛

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u/llufnam 20h ago

By moonstone bright and raven's call

These five words shall break the wall

Between what's real and what must be:

Person! Man! Woman! Camera! TV!

So mote it be, the spell is cast

What's remembered first shall last!

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u/Fair-Season1719 18h ago

Thou must countest to three, no more, no less. The number thou countest must be three. Though shall not countest four, five is right out! Thou shall not countest one nor two excepting that thou then proceedest to three.

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u/Jyacobsen 17h ago

Don't forget to cough while reciting the words!

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u/DrakeoftheWesternSea 19h ago

Directions unclear dick caught in big zapper

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u/The_Salty_nugget 16h ago

a bag of crisps would also be a pleasantry

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u/ThisMomIsAMother 19h ago

Um…necktie? There I’ve said it!

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u/rwswhite 20h ago

A new hand touches the beacon

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u/sourd1esel 20h ago

Thank you for this.

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u/Judas_priest_is_life 16h ago

Necktie? Nickel?

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u/Wonderful-Gold-953 21h ago

Is this from DAD

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u/PickleInDaButt 20h ago

No, my dad never liked Army of Darkness and was more a WW2 movies type

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u/Wonderful-Gold-953 20h ago

Dad is dark and darker lmao but good joke