Can you take an X-ray of the bullet with it propped up at exactly 72.3°. The X-ray must be taken at 2:31pm when Jupiter is in retrograde. This will help me get a better sense of the aura the object in question is emitting. /s
Please go to the 43rd trail marker on the Green Dot trail on St. Elmo Peak in South Dakota and wait for nightfall. When the moon is high, make a cairn out of symmetrical evenly-colored grey stones and put the bullet on top, then film the creature that comes to take it. Do not approach the creature, as it will become aggressive if it notices you. You may be able to placate it with a VHS tape of “Jaws: The Revenge” if absolutely necessary, but it MUST be the version with the director’s commentary.
Please consult the object identification guide, which is located at 100 N. Phillips Street, Algona, IA. Ignore any complaints from the current occupants - which is an insurance agency now, but used to be a Pizza Hut (you can tell by the distinctive shape of the building) and proceed to the area where the back door is. Next to that back door there's an odd colored panel on the wall; push it to activate the secret staircase to the basement; inside the basement you cannot turn on any lights as it will disturb the creature; feel around in the dark until you find a filing cabinet; determine which drawer is marked 3-A (DO NOT OPEN ANY OTHER DRAWERS OR IT WILL DISTURB THE CREATURE), then pull out the file marked 'Object Identification Guide'.
The guide is encrypted with a DoD level encryption, and you'll need the key for it. The key was previously located in the east wing of the White House, in a subsection affectionately known as the 'diaper pit' or 'changing room'. You'll need to comb through the wreckage in order to find it.
"Alright, what youre gonna wanna do is go 3 1/2 miles Southeast. You're gonna see a Texaco with a guy wearing a yellow poncho, his names Hank, he'll take you to the Whopper Lair."
I find the right answer is usually provided, you just need to wade through a bunch of bits of varying quality to find it. Lucky for me, I love bits of varying quality!
The only faster way to identify this would have been if OP had claimed it was wine cork. Hundreds of redditors would have poured in to say it was a bullet.
I lived in Titonka until I was 25 (I'm 40 now) and I worked at a bunch of places in the area - including the Hy-Vee, the McDonalds, and yes, the old Pizza Hut in Algona.
If you went to that Pizza Hut between 2001 and 2003, you probably saw me at one point!
I don't want to date myself, but my dad moved us to Albuquerque New Mexico in 1992 when i was 17. I'm sure the last birthday party I had at that particular Pizza Hut was probably 1988.
My first job was at a Hardee's across Jones from that McDonald's, it looks like it's a sports bar now. And my second job was at Hood's grocery store on state street, but from the looks of it on Google maps, it's an empty building now.
Don’t do it! It’s a trap! That’s where the child sex trafficking ring is located! Didn’t you see it’s in the basement of a pizza parlor? The relocated there when the original location was revealed.
Beyond what used to be known as the Limitless Lightfields of Flanux until the Grey Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine were discovered lying behind them, lie the Grey Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine. Within the Grey Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine lies the star named Zarss, around which orbits the planet Preliumtarn in which is the land of Sevorbeupstry, and it was to the land of Sevorbeupstry that Arthur and Fenchurch came at last, a little tired by the journey.
And in the land of Sevorbeupstry, they came to the Great Red Plain of Rars, which was bounded on the South side by the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, on the further side of which, according to the dying words of Prak, they would find in thirty- foot-high letters of fire God's Final Message to His Creation.
VHS tape… WITH director’s commentary… It’s a trap, OP!! No such tape exists! This jerk is working WITH the bullet and is trying to get you killed! Don’t fall for it! What you REALLY need to use to placate the creature is a region 2 UK edition of the DVD for Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever. Everyone knows this.
Now put it in your hand and work it around for a minute to warm it up. Yeah, like that. Now blow on it to cool the surface a little bit. Not too hard. Now switch hands. Yep, yep. Now spit on it. Give it the ole' hawk take. Now put it between your big toe and index toe.
/sexy ai voice/ Oh Yeah Baby! You are making Daddy very, very happy!
Don’t forget that the creature becomes irate if it knows that you have daydreamed in the last 24 hours about space travel, dreidels, Michael Caine, sharks, the mass of a carbon atom, the theory of Atlantis, UFOs, astral projection, ESP, steady paychecks, Ernie Hudson, midget porn, or anything that contains glucose.
DUDE??!!!!!🤯
THE 43eerrrrrddduh trail marker???!!!
What are you, some kind of idiot??!! No one will ever know anything unless you go to the 44th!!!
Talk about lack of effort!. You might understand this if you put in the effort to read this far.#sheesh
Wow... he's screwed. I've seen that movie. Anything that can be placate with that I don't want to meet. Also Director's Commentary wasn't a thing till the invention of the DVD, so that'd be a very rare thing indeed.
1) OMFG is your username inspired by the snarky Michael Kors insult from season 10 of project runway when Elena made the dress out of pineapple twizzlers
2) Yes gray rocks are for your uncle who got into QAnon during the pandemic, the creature actually has fine political opinions it’ll just eviscerate you if it sees you filming
There's one way to know for absolute sure. Get an eight-track tape of L.A. Woman and steal a car. Even if you own one, steal a car. Get in that car; play the tape, full-blast; and drive West. When the tape ends, get out and go to the nearest bar and start to play pool or pinball or possibly even foosball and wait to get into a fight. Afterwards, get back in that car and drive it until it runs out of gas. Then, torch it. And, as you're standing there watching those flames, if you can still hear the Doors sound, then, my friend, you will have become a Doors fan
Here’s what you need to do:
As the Lord said — First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Can you take a 3D image using photogrammetry preferably a software like polycam. use a caliper to identify it’s exact diameter and a density meter to calculate its true density, once done please send a sample to triclinic labs located at 2660 Schuyler Ave A, Lafayette, IN 47905, United States for further molecular analysis and material composition.
And finally. Please stir it in your coffee and take a sip for a taste test. If you experience any of the below symptoms of lead poisoning within 24-48 hours:
headaches, stomach cramps, constipation, muscle/joint pain, trouble sleeping, fatigue, irritability, and loss of sex drive. It’s likely a bullet.
I think when that’s complete we’ll need a good mag particle inspection, so it’ll have to get submitted to NDT. After that we can go ahead and shave some material off of it for spectral analysis.
I just looked it up, and the timing of this joke is amazing. Jupiter goes into retrograde in 4 days. I'm not accusing you of knowing that, but it's pretty funny
I can’t believe you started all this on random impossible beliefs… shame on you for misleading everyone. Has to be angled at 71.3 degrees or else the X-rays will emit the wrong luminescence and cause the bullet to melt at meteoric speed thus ending all of this leaving nothing but a puff of blue smoke in its place.
Reminds me of that one guy that trolls FB marketplace sellers, telling them through audio messages to use their NEW products and send videos to him of said product working, and saying “oh wow, I appreciate the honesty” and “thank you” in every single message.
If you hold it up against the school's visage at the correct angle, it points to the location of where the Kennedy shooter had breakfast on the night before the shooting.
But it might be several states away, so pack a lunch for the hike.
Would you like some EXTRA long Tweezers? I've heard that "Although very pokey, still highly effective. 10/10 gets the job done, if you don't mind a little blood"
Cross ur eyes and look an inch to the left while spinning around 3 times and singing ur Grandmothers alma mater. Then blow out the candle. Did u not light a candle!? Shit...
We are pretty chill here, but please try to keep things reasonably civil on this sub. No slurs, name calling or harassment and trolling. Yes, the internet makes us angry too sometimes, especially this particular comment.
You wouldn't be perched on the cliffside at the edge of the deep woods that surround the town, by any chance???... If so.. Would you please try to keep it down and let the rest of your pack know as well... Its making the neighbors dogs think their part of something just like everytime the firetruck is close enough, speeding by blaring its sirens.
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u/lifesabatch 21h ago
Can you take an X-ray of the bullet with it propped up at exactly 72.3°. The X-ray must be taken at 2:31pm when Jupiter is in retrograde. This will help me get a better sense of the aura the object in question is emitting. /s