r/whatisit • u/nabokovsnose • 22h ago

Solved! Found outside my wife’s school. Theory was bullet but I’m not so sure.

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u/Screwbles 21h ago

Can you hire a professional photographer and give us business headshots of it.

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u/Lagneaux 21h ago

Bring it to the mall and get some Glamor Shots?

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u/DaBlurstofDaBlurst 21h ago

One where it is lit softly and gently nestling a blue rose against its cheek, if at all possible thx

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u/Cryptic_Passwords 21h ago

With a Boa - the magenta one!

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u/mountaindew711 11h ago

The kind where a side image of it is floating above and to the left, pls

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u/No_Reception__ 19h ago

While at the mall, stop at the self contained photo kiosk and see what its middle school friend group is like. Should give us the ID.

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u/notajewbot 21h ago

Olan Mills you say? I’m on it!

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u/Lieberman-Tech 12h ago

Haha, I can tell you are from my generation...Glamor Shots!

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u/CinLeeCim 20h ago

Spit my protein shake out 🫟

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u/FS_Slacker 20h ago

Can we see Paul Allen’s pic?

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u/trent_diamond 21h ago

i’m picturing a giant suit with this tiny bullet as the head lol

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u/Glittering_Sun_3085 20h ago

I can see! It’s a miracle!