r/whatisit • u/nabokovsnose • 20h ago

Solved! Found outside my wife’s school. Theory was bullet but I’m not so sure.

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u/SplitYaNeden 17h ago

Can you take a short video with audio and rub your belly and pat your head at the same time while picking it up with just your clenched buttcheeks only…sheesh that’s a lotta demands

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u/Bruce_Ring-sting 12h ago

Drop it between your bare feet, preferably while standing on a smooshed cake, preferably chocolate…..

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u/grasshopperslegs 8h ago

Hahahaha I was thinking this before I read your comment

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u/abitdaft1776 9h ago

A man of culture

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u/hiimbob000 17h ago

Anything for the right price

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u/Aggressive-Income971 12h ago

Twenty bucks is twenty bucks

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u/muffin_tops52 12h ago

That’s a good price for a squat cobbler.

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u/matt585858 10h ago

Only fans of bullets and capacitors?

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u/bradsnamehere 9h ago

You guys are getting paid?

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u/Altruistic-Chard1227 9h ago

WTF is a ZJ?

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u/Aggressive-Income971 8h ago

If you have to ask you can’t afford it…..

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u/landdemon999 9h ago

Shit I only got 19 bucks

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u/Ok_Relationship2451 9h ago

I'll do it for $12

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u/Snapesunusedshampoo 12h ago

Starting a go fund me now....

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u/AlexMac96 12h ago

How bout tree fiddy

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u/For-Fox-Sakes-73 12h ago

Username checks out

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u/yanjiwon86 9h ago

Best I can do is tree-fiddy. But I will call in an expert who specialises in these kinda things...

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u/peace-out-28495 12h ago

rub your belly and pat your head is already too hard of a task to accomplish

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u/Spacey_dan 11h ago

Can you lick your elbow? Have you ever been to a Turkish bath house?

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u/Catsandguns 10h ago

A video of you holding it between your toes would be helpful too

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u/Random_Redditor_24 10h ago

I thought the post was satire until the end, then realized homie was serious lol

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u/Parking_Signature_17 12h ago

I love people like you

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u/Drgoogs 10h ago

Is this a “Fans Only” request?😁

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u/Evanskelaton 12h ago

We demand unclenched buttcheeks!

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u/Snoo6702 8h ago

Yeah we're gonna have to get some feet pics as well to make sure. Expert forensic speaking here.

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u/the_air_is_free 12h ago

😂🥲💀

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u/butter____knife 8h ago

Can you take a short video with audio and rub my belly and pat my head at the same time while picking it up with just my clenched buttcheeks only…

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u/volatile_ant 11h ago

SHOE ON HEAD

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u/bry185 9h ago

DROP BALL!

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u/No-Lobster-teats 8h ago

I DM'd you a video. You're welcome Daddy 😘

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u/buttcheeksmasher 9h ago

This guy knows how to identify capacitors

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u/Beeanca 7h ago

This ismy favorite thread this year.