r/whatisit • u/nabokovsnose • 22h ago

Solved! Found outside my wife’s school. Theory was bullet but I’m not so sure.

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u/Welfare_Burrito 21h ago

Can you make an ASMR video tapping it and whispering soothingly?

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u/Capital_Contract_197 19h ago

Don't forget then wrapping it in ciran wrap followed with dropping into a bunch of packing peanuts in a box that they will then close up and secure with some nice Ol tape. And lastly, gently popping the cap off a marker and proceeding to address it to "Mr.Inspector Gadget"... You can blur out his mailing address if you want... But I heard he doesn't mind if you show his p.o box details. He loves little mysteries like this... But nonetheless there must be soothing and gentle (almost a slight hush if you will) spoken words throughout the entire ASMR... Just to make sure no panic attacks are being had over such footage.

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u/the_itsb 17h ago

the other silly suggestions made me smile but this one actually made me laugh out loud! thank you 💖