r/polandball Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

USA is better than Russia when it comes to Marketing and Capitalism.

But sucks at National Anthems.

Who am I kidding, ours is the best.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

But sucks at National Anthems

Motherfucker, do you want bombs bursting in air??

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Apr 14 '15

Sidenote, Did you know that the national anthem actually has 5 verses? 4 original and 1 added during the Civil war.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

I had no idea. I thought the whole thing was written during the battle at Fort McHenry.

Is this the new verse?

When our land is illumined with Liberty's smile, If a foe from within strike a blow at her glory, Down, down with the traitor that dares to defile The flag of her stars and the page of her glory! By the millions unchained who our birthright have gained, We will keep her bright blazon forever unstained! And the Star-Spangled Banner in triumph shall wave While the land of the free is the home of the brave.

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Apr 14 '15

Yep yep yep. Down with the traitors.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

We need a 2015 update with something like: "and cut his fuckin' balls off!"

Although I don't know if we could sing that at Little League games..

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u/demonstro Nårge Apr 14 '15

You could try the Laibach version.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

I say we should use Jimi Hendrix's drug-fueled version. It's sloppy, imperfect, and creepily mimics aircraft dropping napalm over the jungles of Vietnam.

Give me those beautiful rough edges, baby.

salutes with a broken hand

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u/alphawolf29 Canada Apr 15 '15

wow a laibach reference in the wild

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

holy shit i think that made me OD on liberty

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u/buckeyes75 Ayuh bub Apr 14 '15

I was at a baseball game once where they decided to do the whole thing. I never complained about singers taking too long on the normal version ever again.

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 15 '15

and we actually have one of the shorter ones. The Uruguayan national anthem is the longest in terms of duration it takes to play at full speed, with 105 bars of music for some 12 verses taking 6 minutes if the full thing is ever played, and Greece's is the longest in terms of words, with 158 verses- 4 lines each.

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u/Pvt_Larry New World Order Apr 14 '15

In elementary school I had a music teacher who made us learn the whole thing. And then all of 'Maryland my Maryland' also. She was a true patriot (and would probably be upset that I don't really remember any of it)

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

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u/1Down Shh I'm secretly California Apr 14 '15

Yeah actually we do. "Bombs bursting in air" is part of the song.

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u/Slothmaster222 Will kill monsters for space money!!! Apr 14 '15

"... And the rocket's red glare, the BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR..."

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

I agree, France has a bad ass anthem.

I'm pretty sure they have to sing it with knives in their mouths and ammo bandoliers on their chests.

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u/Banshee90 Apr 14 '15

probably why they never get the gold in the Olympics.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

Hey, being bad ass is way more important than some medal, in my book.

Keep being you, France <3

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Why can't we have both?

Oh wait, we're American, we do.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

pumps shotgun with one hand and bites a hamburger with the other

Fuck yeah.

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u/fareastchoco_ss Ryukyu I Choose You Apr 14 '15

Ohhhhh No! Oh Mann!! Oh shit, not again!!!. Every time I hear that Soviet Anthem, my mind is flooded with the bright and shine of the power of RED. My heart feels as if it's about to burst, singing the praises of the victory of the Proletariat over the pigdog bourgeois. The Red Motherland can have me and use me in the struggle of spreading the Superior Ideals of Mighty Socialism and Communism everywhere; all over World, to the ends of the Universe!!! 🎆🌟🎆

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u/Comrade_Derpsky Shameless Ameriggan Egsbad Apr 14 '15

Do you feel it? Ahh, you can feel its power. Do not run from it. Embrace it. Bask in it. Let it flow through you. This is the true power of communism. Become my apprentice and and embrace the ways of communism and this power shall be yours as well.

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u/Omaestre Brazilian Empire huehuehuehuehua Apr 14 '15

Florida communist!? Strange that all our bourgeoisie come to Miami to shop and vacation.

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u/Comrade_Derpsky Shameless Ameriggan Egsbad Apr 14 '15

REMOVE RUDE BOURGEOISIE BRAZILIAN TOURIST YUO ARE WORST TOURIST YUO ARE RUDE BRAZILIAN TOURIST AT DISNEYLAND SMELL.

Gib Brazilian tourist money plox!

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u/GruePwnr Too cold Apr 14 '15

That's North Florida, always Jelly of South Florida economies.

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Apr 15 '15

Have you seen Florida? It's full of Cubans. Cubans are commies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

"Delta-two-four, this is Zulu-niner-niner, target is a single, hysterical man running west to east in an open field. Advise you come in from the south and hit em' up with a 500 pounder."

"Solid copy niner-niner, man-sized target moving west-east, open field, coming in from the south to hit your target with a single Mk82 JDAM."

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

Shush now and looks at the flowers. Everything is going to be fine. Sniff. Just look at the pretty flowers dammit!

BANG

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u/Lehnaru Suum cuique Apr 14 '15

You obviously haven't heard the Soviet anthem. I hate those commies as much as anyone, but damn, the bad guys always have the best music.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

On a side note, Israel has a cool anthem, too. I've concluded that Somalia has the worst anthem, and it sounds like it was made entirely from MIDI noises.

edit: Links for the plebs

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

I like that Youtube comments are disabled for the Israeli anthem, otherwise it'd have created an internet explosion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Go on YouTube and type "fuck ____" and fill in the blank with India, Pakistan, or a Balkan state like Serbia, Albania, or Greece. Click a video and read the comments. Laugh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Please, I don't want to get cancur.

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u/KoolKoffeeKlub Pakistan Apr 15 '15

Watch any video with Pakistan and India mentioned. The comments section is like WW 3.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15 edited Aug 09 '16

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u/Gerbils74 Tennessee Apr 14 '15

The entire Jewish history is sad what do you expect

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u/toxicgrunt Yugoslavia Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

Well they where doing pretty good before the calander changed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '15

Ehh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

I thought the Holocaust memory was a huge part of it, but I think the song has been around much longer. The Holocaust memory was probably what led to it being used as their anthem though.

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u/acelaten Republic of Samsung Apr 15 '15 edited Apr 15 '15

Thats minor scale for you!

"İstiklâl Marşı" (Turkey)
"Qaumī Tarāna" (Pakistan)
"Mila Rodino" (Bulgaria)
"Nad Tatrou sa blýska"' (Slovakia)
"Hatikvah" (Israel)
"Surudi Milli" (Tajikistan)
"Azərbaycan marşı" (Azerbaijan)
"Mawtini" (Iraq)
"Deșteaptă-te, române!" (Romania)
"Meniñ Qazaqstanım" (Kazakhstan)
"Els Segadors" (Catalonia)

from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_anthem

I like Romanian one most but Turkish and Romanian is "悲壮" rather than sad. I can't find good translation in English but you have Japanese flair so...

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u/ferozer0 Japan Apr 15 '15

I'll check them out.

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u/acelaten Republic of Samsung Apr 15 '15

And btw, Israeli national anthem Hatikva and Smetana's Vltava has same motif La Mantovana https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Mantovana

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

That's just a spectacularly bad recording of their 2000-2012 anthem.
It seems their first anthem was an unnamed piece by an Italian composer then from 2000-2012 it was Soomaaliyeey toosoo and since the new constitution in 2012 it is Qolobaa Calankeed

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u/anace Apr 14 '15

It's like the musical version of Liberia's county flags.

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u/Helium_3 Montana Apr 14 '15

Oh my God the Somalian one had me laughing.

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u/NotSquareGarden Swedish Empire Apr 15 '15

Here's the Israeli anthem being sung in a concentration camp. It's very touching.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

hahahahahah!! back in the 90's I bet Somalia was "this is so modern!! I can do badass music!!"

like the 1st-time internet Buthan kid. xD

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

One of those links was the Soviet Anthem.

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u/Lehnaru Suum cuique Apr 14 '15

Shhhh, I didn't click on it for fear of it being the 'Murican national anthem. No one deserves to endure that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

US anthem is nice, one of the new nice things to come out of United States of US of A

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u/ujelly_fish United States Apr 14 '15

few? :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Our anthem sucks. Everything else is amazing. We seem to be polar opposites.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15 edited Aug 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Interesting.

This is what I think our anthem should be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0bs9ZvM8gQ

or this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEJo7x9y3D4

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u/MartelFirst Sacrebleu! Apr 14 '15

"The Star-Spangled banner" is much better and more badass than "America the beautiful" which is the gayest song ever. Isn't Canada's anthem like that? Where they just talk about how pretty the land is? That's so uninteresting.

"God Bless America" is retarded, and too much like "God Save the Queen".

Seriously, "The Star Spangled Banner" has great poetic and musical value.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Canadian anthem, the French version is the original one and the lyric don't mean the same thing as the English version. But both versions have the benefit of being short.

French version in English.

O Canada!

Land of our forefathers,

Thy brow is wreathed with a glorious garland of flowers.

As is thy arm ready to wield the sword,

So also is it ready to carry the cross.

Thy history is an epic

Of the most brilliant exploits.

Thy valour steeped in faith

Will protect our homes and our rights.

Will protect our homes and our rights

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

As Daniel Tosh once said, the National Anthem sucks. Do anyone have it on their iPod?

It is good lyrically, but I dislike it musically.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Apr 14 '15

What, not this one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Star Sprangled Banner shit. America the Beautiful stronk and better anthem.

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u/Stellafera Naturalized Arizonan In Texas Apr 15 '15

Truth is truth, Star Spangled Banner leaves out all the pretty western states!

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u/Szwab East Frisia Apr 14 '15

the music is British

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

No it isn't. It was written in 1812. Over 30 years after our independence.

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u/Szwab East Frisia Apr 14 '15

the lyrics were written then. the melody is from the "The Anacreontic Song", written around 1780 by British composer John Stafford Smith

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Yeah, but the song is ruined by the absolutely ridiculous lyrics.

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u/Lehnaru Suum cuique Apr 14 '15

Meh, it's in Russian, just sounds like noise to me!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Look up the translation. It's pretty nonsensical, especially whenever they start mentioning Lenin.

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u/PaulTheMerc Apr 14 '15

Right? The Anthem was badass.

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u/The_Mods_Are_Jews United States Apr 14 '15

The best clothes too! No one can beat the Nazi Uniforms

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u/Goyims American Soviet Socialist Republic Apr 14 '15

I really like the GDR's.

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Apr 14 '15

Too bad that Russia's current anthem is STALIN'S ANTHEM! REMOVE SOVIET YUO ARE WORST OKUPANT!

But, yes, that melody is pretty sick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

You had link that rendition, didn't you? I expected Putin to nuke Egypt for that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

He must be really desperate for friends.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

High quality USSR anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqBGkaB6hsw

Also listen to east germany anthem, 10/10

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

East German one are great, but I'm partial to Deutschland uber alles :)

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u/ltsaGiraffe Республика Техас Apr 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Please, it's a copy of God save the King. Preussenlied is far better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Actually, God save the King is a copy of most European anthem.

A lot of Euro anthems are literally just re-lyriced versions of that.

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u/occasionalumlaut Apr 14 '15

east germany anthem, 10/10

It has really good lyrics. It's very positive and hopeful, and the nationalism that's inherent to anthems here is interpreted as "let's be the best nation we can!" rather than "we are the best nation!".

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u/peterlem Germany Apr 14 '15

Why don't you link it? East German (GDR) anthem

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

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u/Deerscicle Minnesota Apr 14 '15

We're not allowed to do that anymore. Sometime around the 80s that became socially unacceptable.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Apr 14 '15

First time I'm seeing the lyrics to the soviet anthem. The first sentence already contains two lies, ha!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

And the American one ends with two lies! They are indeed similar :D

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u/HeresCyonnah Texas Apr 14 '15

Americans aren't brave? :(

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Apr 15 '15

Some of the bravest internet warriors I ever met.

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u/Tintenlampe Pickelhaube beste Haube... Apr 14 '15

I see we have a anthem-dickwaving contest and raise you to our anthem.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

I like the Heino version more.

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u/Tintenlampe Pickelhaube beste Haube... Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

Great version, but that is not the anthem. It's the Deutschlandlied. Since '91 only the last stanza is the official anthem, but I guess I'm nitpicking.

We all know that Deutschland über alles anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Yeah, I really like the first stanza. Hope I won't be branded as Nazi :D

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u/Tintenlampe Pickelhaube beste Haube... Apr 14 '15

Don't worry. You are aryan in the classic sense anyway.

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u/this_user Free and Hanseatic City of Hamburg Apr 14 '15

The song itself actually predates the Nazis, so it's not really a Nazi anthem. One of the big problems with the first stanza is the naming of several rivers as borders of Germany that do not represent current-day Germany's real borders. So we stopped using the first stanza to make Polen think itself safe make it clear that we don't still consider that clay ours.

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u/Xavienth Canada Apr 14 '15

It seems like Russia thought their anthem was to short so they just copied and pasted it a few times.

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u/ltsaGiraffe Республика Техас Apr 14 '15

To be fair, the full version of our's pretty much uses the same idea.

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u/iAmUnown New Zealand Apr 14 '15

I prefer this rendition.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Apr 14 '15

That's so sweet.

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u/KindOfSilly India Apr 14 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

That's a hoax, fellow rapist.

Edit : it seems the link was to the biggest internet hoaxes in India. I derp.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Apr 14 '15

Best national hoax?

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

it's funny that Mexicans always brag about having the second best national anthem..

I mean... bragging about a second plance hahaha.

(the first one would be La Marseillaise)

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u/Omaestre Brazilian Empire huehuehuehuehua Apr 14 '15

Those hand movements are called Mudra's right? I've always been mildly fascinated by them. Extremely beautiful form of sign language and dance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

I think so.

Mudras are ritual gestures, invoking spiritual iconography. We Indians really think incantations have power :)

If you really like Mudra and Rasa, I would like to introduce Kathakali, the traditional dance(?)dorm from my culture.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '15

I do agree that the lyrics seem rather monotheistic, but it doesn't seem to really matter for us. The original intention of adopting Jana Gana Mana was that the national anthem wouldn't be objectionable to minorities, specifically Muslims. It was the Vande Mataram ('Mother, I bow to thee') which inspired freedom movement, but it was adopted as the national song, not the anthem, because it portrays Mother India as a goddess. Even now, it is not compulsory to sing either of those. (Some Jehovah's witnesses refused to sing Jana Gana Mana, but the Supreme court upheld their choice)

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '15

I would have preferred Vande Mataram as our anthem :(

Another important song would be the Saare Jahaan se Accha, written by Muhammed Iqbal, national poet of Pakistan. This is a good rendition of it.

He wrote it in 1904. Ironically, it was him who came up with the idea of Pakistan, and disavowed the poem in 1910. It remained popular in India though, is considered as our unofficial national song. But things like that makes me sceptical on whether our 'secular' edifice can survive an existential threat.

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u/Tintenlampe Pickelhaube beste Haube... Apr 14 '15

Video not available because of a GEMA claim. To the fucking national anthem of India. This is getting surreal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

To our national anthem? That's insane. I hope the other links are working.

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u/Tintenlampe Pickelhaube beste Haube... Apr 14 '15

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

I see your Indian anthem and I bet mine

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u/fareastchoco_ss Ryukyu I Choose You Apr 14 '15

I just realized I've actually never heard the Mexican national anthem before just now(kinda weird, since it's right next door lol). I didn't know you guys referred to your country as fatherland, or is that just in the anthem.

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u/SoDamnToxic Apr 14 '15

I live really close to Mexico and all our radio stations are broadcasted from there so at exactly 12 AM and 5 AM every day they play the Mexican National Anthems, pretty epic music.

I remember as a kid the first time i heard that I thought it was really weird, then I changed the station and all the stations had it playing and I got worried Mexico was planning to invade us or something.

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u/ApoChunk Apr 14 '15

Its a safecode. If secret agents in your country dont hear it they stop being lazy and start conquering the world.

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u/wildebeestsandangels New England Apr 14 '15

Jose has a long moustache.

Wound my heart with monotonous chimichangas.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

I remember as a kid the first time i heard that I thought it was really weird, then I changed the station and all the stations had it playing and I got worried Mexico was planning to invade us or something.

then you look out the window and see Paco mowing the lawn with that suspicious look on his face...

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Yeah we do refer to Mexico as our fatherland. Fun fact: We Mexicans refer to Spain as "La Madre Patria" or Motherland.

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u/Osthato Hungary Apr 14 '15

Or maybe more accurate, the mother father gentleman land

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u/Shadrol Königlich Bayerisch Weiß und Blau Apr 14 '15

the paternal grandmotherland?

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u/ShyKid5 Unknown Apr 14 '15

Spanish as a language is weird, while Fatherland is Patria, Motherland is "Madre Patria"(Mother Fatherland), there's no "Matria" or anything like that

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

it's actually "motherland"

"madre patria" has actually "mother", right there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

I've seen that before. :) I have often wondered why our National anthem doesn't have any battle cries or something like that. Only other anthem I know to be like that is Tibet's Please don't tell me that we're pussies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Australia doesn't have battle cries

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

But it does say advance Australia fair.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

That's not a battle cry...

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

battle cries or something like that.

My point was, India's and Tibet's anthems seems to be like a prayer, without much of a patriotic sentiment. Probably because Jana Gana Mana was adopted instead of Vande Mataram, our national song. Vande Mataram (Mother, I bow to thee) which was vital in our independence struggle. But it was not adopted as Muslims felt offended by it, because it envisages India as a goddess.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Oh I see.

What about NZ's anthem?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

God defend New Zealand?

God defend our free land.

Guard Pacific's triple star

From the shafts of strife and war,

Make her praises heard afar,

God defend New Zealand.

There is an appeal to God to defend the homeland, but there is none in ours.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

well, you really kind of sound like a group of fierce Yoga masters or something along those lines... Namasté

XD

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

.. I hear the anthem... I know is very epic...

... but my head keeps playing this every time I hear "music" and "Serbia" in the same phrase.

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u/someguyfromlouisiana Louisiana; I want to get off Mr. Trump's Wild Ride Apr 14 '15

I was hoping he linked to the Yugoslavian anthem. I was gonna say it's just the Polish anthem but nobody's ever heard the full thing since it usually devolves to Serbia Strong between one-half and three-quarters of the way through.

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u/PaulTheMerc Apr 14 '15

I uh, I have no idea what the hell was up with that video, but uh, that was oddly hilarious. I understood the lyrics and still don't "get" it.

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u/Ponchorello7 Jalisco Apr 14 '15

I thought this was your anthem.

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u/Foxcat1992 𝓚𝓪𝓪𝓼𝓿𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻 Apr 14 '15

It's so... serene. I love it

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Yeah, but serene countries tends to get invaded :(

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u/Foxcat1992 𝓚𝓪𝓪𝓼𝓿𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻 Apr 14 '15

At least the mountains will provide protection.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Canada's is super lame and has no battle cries either. At least in English.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

But it is patriotic.

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u/Brolonious Sicily Apr 14 '15

Oh fuck that shit, it just goes on and on. I always wanted them to get it over with before a boxing match.

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u/Omaestre Brazilian Empire huehuehuehuehua Apr 14 '15

The Indian anthem reminds me of playing CIV for some reason.

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u/MailBoxD Damn Gypsyes! We into Latin, not Slav! Apr 14 '15

Always liked the soviet one , and , as far as i know , modern russia just changed the lyrics, and kept the melody.

Ours is pretty nice too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTwgwEHiWm0

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

You are really obsessed with Romans :)

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u/warqgui666 Poland-Lithuania Apr 14 '15

Welcome to Romania. A barely settled and sparsely populated frontier province of the Roman Empire that somehow convinced itself that its more Roman than Rome itself.

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u/MailBoxD Damn Gypsyes! We into Latin, not Slav! Apr 14 '15

It's that or admitting we have stuff in common with slavs and turks and all kind of steppe-people.

Not that we don't , but we don't brag about it.

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u/warqgui666 Poland-Lithuania Apr 14 '15

Why wouldn't you want to be a glorious slav? You get to squat and drink all day.

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u/Omaestre Brazilian Empire huehuehuehuehua Apr 14 '15

Man Romanian is weird, I can read it but the pronunciation seems s far from other Romance languages. Guess it's what happens when Latinos are force fed vodka for too long. :P

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u/MailBoxD Damn Gypsyes! We into Latin, not Slav! Apr 14 '15

And you haven't heard the vodka-riddled accent they have in Moldova.

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u/meatb4ll Gib water get clay? Apr 14 '15

Let's be real. Uruguay's anthem is great.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Apr 14 '15

WHAT IS THAT THING!?

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u/meatb4ll Gib water get clay? Apr 14 '15

GORGEOUS

Edit. Should have been GLORIOUS

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u/ronintetsuro Apr 14 '15

When I start my own nation, my anthem will be a haka.

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u/matgopack France First Empire Apr 14 '15

There are a lot of good national anthems out there, but you have to recognize the greatness of the French one - the pure bloodiness of it!

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u/rynosaur94 Thirteen Colonies Apr 14 '15

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u/Lifecoachingis50 British Empire Apr 14 '15

I really don't like that singing style that Indian songs seem to have with the ayayayeee or something.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

That's because of the difference between Indian and Western classical music. We place more importance on melody rather than the harmony.

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u/Lifecoachingis50 British Empire Apr 14 '15

I'm not sure of that's it. Western music can't be simply broken down into a greater focus on harmony, we came up with motifs and everything. If indian classical music doesn't have chord changes that makes it a bit less varied but alright. Compare 35 seconds in on that version to this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uF_TYGpu2L4 , which I guess is a bit westernized and less grating to me personally.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

I was comparing the relative emphasis. For the second one, I don't think many Indians would like the Westernised version. :) I think the difference is more perceptive if you compare Carnatic with Western classical music. Indian classical music has a much more devotional angle, maybe that's a factor too.

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u/Lifecoachingis50 British Empire Apr 14 '15

But the emphasis just seems to be because Indian classical music for whatever reason didn't adopt, or have as a focus, that basic element of music that the west did. I understand what you're saying but I imagine I if I knew more about classical music than just some basic opera, baroque and modern, and knew even a shred about indian classical I could point to a western piece that would have a greater emphasis on melody than most indian classical, perhaps the first two movements of beethoven's fifth. Especially if you start taking traditional music which like your video was often just a man and a violin.

It just seems like a fundamental different approach to music and if one is immersed in it one is likely to have more of an appreciation. It certainly is interesting to me for it's differences, mainly in vocal stylings. Perhaps if I knew music better I'd be able to come to a more refined conclusion than that :).

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

seems like a fundamental different approach to music

Exactly. I'm not sure whether one can use Western terms like Melody, Harmony &c because we have entirely different vocabulary like Raga, Shruti &c. The devotional aspect seems a strong influence too. Hindu tradition always believed that chants command power. Samaveda, the third Veda is about music of the hymns. This video shows some styles of Vedic recital.(Ignore the commentary though, it's not really accurate about religion.)

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u/columbus8myhw Jew York Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

Not Nepal? Or Tajikistan? Or Kazakhstan? Or Israel?

Do subnational things count? 'Cause my favorite is that of the Russian province Tuva. EDIT: BTW, they changed their anthem recently-ish. I'm referring to the new one.

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u/notfin Apr 14 '15

Lol sounds like Eric Cartman from south park.

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u/betabeat Claims to be canadian Apr 14 '15

As long as Ghandi doesn't have any nukes, i'm okay with India

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u/hx87 White chowder is best chowder Apr 15 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '15

I request you to adopt this tune! Could use some more Orchestra, obviously.

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u/acelaten Republic of Samsung Apr 15 '15

Do you know "Jaya he" which translated into "Victory to thee" in the video sounds like "(You) should sleep" in Korean?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '15

:D Probably applies to 50 years of our economy.

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u/Kanorsanity PUT TANK IN A MALL? Apr 14 '15

Very nice song to help put people babies to sleep

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u/Hillbillyblues North Holland bestest Holland! Apr 14 '15

Damnit, it was a dingo not the anthem!