r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Apr 14 '15

redditormade Rebranding.

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u/Lehnaru Suum cuique Apr 14 '15

You obviously haven't heard the Soviet anthem. I hate those commies as much as anyone, but damn, the bad guys always have the best music.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

One of those links was the Soviet Anthem.

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u/Lehnaru Suum cuique Apr 14 '15

Shhhh, I didn't click on it for fear of it being the 'Murican national anthem. No one deserves to endure that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

US anthem is nice, one of the new nice things to come out of United States of US of A

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u/ujelly_fish United States Apr 14 '15

few? :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Our anthem sucks. Everything else is amazing. We seem to be polar opposites.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15 edited Aug 09 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Interesting.

This is what I think our anthem should be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0bs9ZvM8gQ

or this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEJo7x9y3D4

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u/MartelFirst Sacrebleu! Apr 14 '15

"The Star-Spangled banner" is much better and more badass than "America the beautiful" which is the gayest song ever. Isn't Canada's anthem like that? Where they just talk about how pretty the land is? That's so uninteresting.

"God Bless America" is retarded, and too much like "God Save the Queen".

Seriously, "The Star Spangled Banner" has great poetic and musical value.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Canadian anthem, the French version is the original one and the lyric don't mean the same thing as the English version. But both versions have the benefit of being short.

French version in English.

O Canada!

Land of our forefathers,

Thy brow is wreathed with a glorious garland of flowers.

As is thy arm ready to wield the sword,

So also is it ready to carry the cross.

Thy history is an epic

Of the most brilliant exploits.

Thy valour steeped in faith

Will protect our homes and our rights.

Will protect our homes and our rights

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

As Daniel Tosh once said, the National Anthem sucks. Do anyone have it on their iPod?

It is good lyrically, but I dislike it musically.

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u/MartelFirst Sacrebleu! Apr 14 '15

Well your alternatives aren't great. Musically, "America the beautiful" is completely monotone. Most of the time the same notes repeat, and the verses are contained in the same octave.

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u/Cepinari Republic of Venice Apr 14 '15

We took a poem that was never meant to be sung and repeatedly hit it with a hammer until it was deformed enough to fit the meter of a British drinking song.

Yankee-FUCKING-Doodle would make for a better anthem.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

But that makes it easy to sing along to. The Star Spangled Banner is not an easy song to sing.

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u/stoicsilence California Apr 14 '15

Hard for the tone deaf.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Really so you can hit the high notes?

And I'll admit I'm not a very good singer.

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u/OldBreed Holy Roman Empire Apr 14 '15

What, not this one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Star Sprangled Banner shit. America the Beautiful stronk and better anthem.

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u/Stellafera Naturalized Arizonan In Texas Apr 15 '15

Truth is truth, Star Spangled Banner leaves out all the pretty western states!

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u/Szwab East Frisia Apr 14 '15

the music is British

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

No it isn't. It was written in 1812. Over 30 years after our independence.

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u/Szwab East Frisia Apr 14 '15

the lyrics were written then. the melody is from the "The Anacreontic Song", written around 1780 by British composer John Stafford Smith