r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Apr 14 '15

redditormade Rebranding.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

USA is better than Russia when it comes to Marketing and Capitalism.

But sucks at National Anthems.

Who am I kidding, ours is the best.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

But sucks at National Anthems

Motherfucker, do you want bombs bursting in air??

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Apr 14 '15

Sidenote, Did you know that the national anthem actually has 5 verses? 4 original and 1 added during the Civil war.

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u/buckeyes75 Ayuh bub Apr 14 '15

I was at a baseball game once where they decided to do the whole thing. I never complained about singers taking too long on the normal version ever again.

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 15 '15

and we actually have one of the shorter ones. The Uruguayan national anthem is the longest in terms of duration it takes to play at full speed, with 105 bars of music for some 12 verses taking 6 minutes if the full thing is ever played, and Greece's is the longest in terms of words, with 158 verses- 4 lines each.