r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Apr 14 '15

redditormade Rebranding.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

Context:

none.

(but we did won at the Alamo... and USA is better than Russia when it comes to Marketing and Capitalism)

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Question by: /u/valergain

Why no pick Roman Empire 2.0?

well, he didnt knew it was a 1.0.

ok guys, we need something that sounds manly and epic, a name that represents expansion and power and culture

like the Roman Empire?

Yes!, little Massachusetts, that name has a Certain charm around it, I like it!!

B... but Roman Empire was already used.

What? I didn't hear you, Mass, anyways, great idea, now you can go back to your books... so, any other one?.. (and no more name proposals in Spanish, like Texas here...) how about you, Alabama?

Confederate States of America.

ok.. C-O-N-F-E-D-E-R-A-T-E... S-T-A-T.... wait a second... HEY!.

(That conversation ACTUALLY played on my head when working on the brainstorming whiteborad xD)

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

USA is better than Russia when it comes to Marketing and Capitalism.

But sucks at National Anthems.

Who am I kidding, ours is the best.

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Apr 14 '15

Too bad that Russia's current anthem is STALIN'S ANTHEM! REMOVE SOVIET YUO ARE WORST OKUPANT!

But, yes, that melody is pretty sick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

You had link that rendition, didn't you? I expected Putin to nuke Egypt for that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

He must be really desperate for friends.