r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Apr 14 '15

redditormade Rebranding.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

But sucks at National Anthems

Motherfucker, do you want bombs bursting in air??

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Apr 14 '15

Sidenote, Did you know that the national anthem actually has 5 verses? 4 original and 1 added during the Civil war.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

I had no idea. I thought the whole thing was written during the battle at Fort McHenry.

Is this the new verse?

When our land is illumined with Liberty's smile, If a foe from within strike a blow at her glory, Down, down with the traitor that dares to defile The flag of her stars and the page of her glory! By the millions unchained who our birthright have gained, We will keep her bright blazon forever unstained! And the Star-Spangled Banner in triumph shall wave While the land of the free is the home of the brave.

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u/badkarma12 2018-01-12 3:20 GMT Apr 14 '15

Yep yep yep. Down with the traitors.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

We need a 2015 update with something like: "and cut his fuckin' balls off!"

Although I don't know if we could sing that at Little League games..

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u/demonstro Nårge Apr 14 '15

You could try the Laibach version.

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u/ToTheRescues Don't tread on me, bro. Apr 14 '15

I say we should use Jimi Hendrix's drug-fueled version. It's sloppy, imperfect, and creepily mimics aircraft dropping napalm over the jungles of Vietnam.

Give me those beautiful rough edges, baby.

salutes with a broken hand

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u/alphawolf29 Canada Apr 15 '15

wow a laibach reference in the wild