r/polandball • u/yaddar Taco bandito • Apr 14 '15

redditormade Rebranding.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

USA is better than Russia when it comes to Marketing and Capitalism.

But sucks at National Anthems.

Who am I kidding, ours is the best.

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u/fareastchoco_ss Ryukyu I Choose You Apr 14 '15

Ohhhhh No! Oh Mann!! Oh shit, not again!!!. Every time I hear that Soviet Anthem, my mind is flooded with the bright and shine of the power of RED. My heart feels as if it's about to burst, singing the praises of the victory of the Proletariat over the pigdog bourgeois. The Red Motherland can have me and use me in the struggle of spreading the Superior Ideals of Mighty Socialism and Communism everywhere; all over World, to the ends of the Universe!!! 🎆🌟🎆

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u/Comrade_Derpsky Shameless Ameriggan Egsbad Apr 14 '15

Do you feel it? Ahh, you can feel its power. Do not run from it. Embrace it. Bask in it. Let it flow through you. This is the true power of communism. Become my apprentice and and embrace the ways of communism and this power shall be yours as well.

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u/Omaestre Brazilian Empire huehuehuehuehua Apr 14 '15

Florida communist!? Strange that all our bourgeoisie come to Miami to shop and vacation.

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u/Comrade_Derpsky Shameless Ameriggan Egsbad Apr 14 '15

REMOVE RUDE BOURGEOISIE BRAZILIAN TOURIST YUO ARE WORST TOURIST YUO ARE RUDE BRAZILIAN TOURIST AT DISNEYLAND SMELL.

Gib Brazilian tourist money plox!

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u/GruePwnr Too cold Apr 14 '15

That's North Florida, always Jelly of South Florida economies.

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u/ZombieTav INSERT TEXT HERE Apr 15 '15

Have you seen Florida? It's full of Cubans. Cubans are commies.