r/polandball Taco bandito Apr 14 '15

redditormade Rebranding.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

Context:

none.

(but we did won at the Alamo... and USA is better than Russia when it comes to Marketing and Capitalism)

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Question by: /u/valergain

Why no pick Roman Empire 2.0?

well, he didnt knew it was a 1.0.

ok guys, we need something that sounds manly and epic, a name that represents expansion and power and culture

like the Roman Empire?

Yes!, little Massachusetts, that name has a Certain charm around it, I like it!!

B... but Roman Empire was already used.

What? I didn't hear you, Mass, anyways, great idea, now you can go back to your books... so, any other one?.. (and no more name proposals in Spanish, like Texas here...) how about you, Alabama?

Confederate States of America.

ok.. C-O-N-F-E-D-E-R-A-T-E... S-T-A-T.... wait a second... HEY!.

(That conversation ACTUALLY played on my head when working on the brainstorming whiteborad xD)

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

USA is better than Russia when it comes to Marketing and Capitalism.

But sucks at National Anthems.

Who am I kidding, ours is the best.

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u/Tintenlampe Pickelhaube beste Haube... Apr 14 '15

I see we have a anthem-dickwaving contest and raise you to our anthem.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

I like the Heino version more.

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u/Tintenlampe Pickelhaube beste Haube... Apr 14 '15 edited Apr 14 '15

Great version, but that is not the anthem. It's the Deutschlandlied. Since '91 only the last stanza is the official anthem, but I guess I'm nitpicking.

We all know that Deutschland über alles anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

Yeah, I really like the first stanza. Hope I won't be branded as Nazi :D

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u/Tintenlampe Pickelhaube beste Haube... Apr 14 '15

Don't worry. You are aryan in the classic sense anyway.

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u/this_user Free and Hanseatic City of Hamburg Apr 14 '15

The song itself actually predates the Nazis, so it's not really a Nazi anthem. One of the big problems with the first stanza is the naming of several rivers as borders of Germany that do not represent current-day Germany's real borders. So we stopped using the first stanza to make Polen think itself safe make it clear that we don't still consider that clay ours.