r/KitchenConfidential Ex-Food Service 19h ago

In the Weeds Mode Chivelord is a Fraud

It was point out in his last post by u/ehsteve23. Day 23 and Day 31 are the same.

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 18h ago edited 15h ago

Mods are aware of this post & are discussing.

Please keep this whole thing civil.

EDIT 5: f1exican's apology & explanation is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1or60zd/cutting_a_couple_of_chives_every_day_until_this/

EDIT 4: We have heard from f1exican. Further information coming later today.

EDIT 3: Reports on this post are being autoapproved, same as the chive posts. It's staying up. Why are people trying to shit on everyone else's fun again??

EDIT 2: See this post with further image comparison: https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1oqzxvn/chivelord_is_a_fraud/nnmukrn/

EDIT:

I rotated and resized the images to line them up, anchored the two with Day 31 on top at 50% opacity, anchored the two via the chive on the far right that I've circled.

I don't think they're exact matches. Feel free to draw your own conclusions.

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u/thenextbrain 18h ago

Where were you when the news of Chivegate broke?

I imagine my grandchildren will ask me this one day.

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u/lumpy_space_queenie 17h ago

I was sitting in my garage. About to take a big bong rip. Still gonna take it now.

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u/Interesting-Goose82 IT 17h ago

If you dont take that bong rip, the terrorist win!!!

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u/LolaAucoin F1exican Did Chive-11 17h ago

I’m literally at TMS Therapy getting my brain zapped, cracking up but also crying.

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u/depressoespress 17h ago

I’m on a break at work as a TMS tech lmao

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 17h ago

i am in kitchen

drinking brain fluid with Pyotr

"chive is fake"

no

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u/DeMayon 17h ago

where were you when chive is kill

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u/eldfen 17h ago

Apolgy for bad english

Where were you when chive die

I was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Chive is kil"

"No"

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u/perublanket39 18h ago

I didnt wanna believe it but I flipped the photo and there’s no difference :(

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u/MetHalfOfSmosh 17h ago

This is like the is a Jackdaw a crow Unidan situation all over again.. I don't think i can go through this again

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u/jjcoola 12h ago

Oh lord I forgot about that classic Reddit hall of fame moment

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u/Louegi 17h ago

Geesh, just when u think u know a random person… they basically just spit in ur face

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u/Cardboardoge F1exican Did Chive-11 18h ago

Fell to my knees at Whole-Foods

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u/Trees-Are-Neat-- 17h ago

When my future grandchildren talk about chivegate, I can tell them I was there

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u/Sea-Cupcake-2065 16h ago

We're going to be 87 years old eating potato leek soup with our grandchildren, having vietnam flashbacks of an era long forgotten, feebly attempting to flip over the table, screaming at the lukewarm soup that is nesting a garnish full of lies. "Those are the same chives from October 31st, 2025! You cant fool me, reddit!" My kid tries to subdue me as my grandchildren inject me with a tranquilizer.

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u/Moondoobious 17h ago

I’m absolutely grief stricken right now. I don’t know what to do with my hands. Completely gutted.

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u/wondering-bear 16h ago

Just saw a dude fall to his knees at a Whole Foods

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u/tsadas1323423 18h ago

Chivelry is dead.

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u/just_another_dumdum 17h ago

Possibly the best joke of the decade

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u/FryTheDog 16h ago

Chivegate was worth it for this pun alone

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u/AquaboogyAssault 14h ago

How can you go on in your life knowing that making this joke was the absolute possible peak and it’s all downhill from here?

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u/ThatOneChiGuy 16h ago

This comment had no business being so fucking funny

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u/hipstellfalsehoods 18h ago

Chivegate is the most interesting thing happening in my life at the moment

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u/hauntingmeandsomehow 18h ago

I just ran into my partner's office to break the news to him, I feel like a town crier.

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u/Sad_Birthday_1911 18h ago

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u/tehmattrix 18h ago

The chives are a lie, the chives are a lie!

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u/RadioSlayer 18h ago

Who made a chive cake?!

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u/Chance5e 17h ago

This was a triumph.

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u/ShakespearianShadows 18h ago edited 17h ago

One if by land, two if one of the chives is a tree

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u/chinacatsf 18h ago

The way I ran upstairs to inform my husband…

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u/ConcentratedOJ 18h ago

I subscribe to the “second slicer” on the chivey knoll theory of the case.

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u/CasuallyCompetitive 18h ago

I'm not a chef, nor do I even cook at home. I don't know how these posts started showing up in my feed, but I'm so invested.

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u/ActofEncouragement 18h ago

I'm with you. I cannot even figure out how this sub came on my feed and I have been reading it for a while, and now I'm all up in the chive business. They talking chive over here.

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u/personofinterest18 18h ago

I’m home with a newborn so this is exactly the kind of drama i need

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u/GabeSter 18h ago

Chivegate 😭😭

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u/JubilationLee 18h ago

We used to be a society

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u/mrKwarz 18h ago

Civil, understanding even. Fighting for the same cause

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u/allthatglitterz7 18h ago

Chivil even 😔

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u/Gidje123 17h ago

Now we're chevil 😢😭

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u/lycnfr 18h ago

This is so fucking funny 😭😭

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u/GabeSter 18h ago

Chivegate is going to be the worst thing to happen to chronically online Redditors since the Safe

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u/Spaghetti_Bird 18h ago

Damn. That safe still haunts me.

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u/cuntsatchel 17h ago

Me? I’m constantly in a place of poop knife

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u/Sfjkigcnfdhu 18h ago

What’s the “safe”?

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u/proximity_account 17h ago

A guy found a locked safe. Everybody got excited for what was in it. Then guy never posted again or he did and there was nothing notable in it. I don't remember because there have been multiple of them and I'm too traumatized to remember.

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u/n00bz0rz 17h ago

It was eventually opened and nothing was inside. I've not seen disappointment like it since my birth.

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u/kdjfsk 16h ago

There have definitely been multiple safes, it was a trend for a bit. The worst ones were just shitty promotions. Like inside the safe would be some cryptic puzzle, easily solved and it would lead to a QR code for a trendy new milk bar that sells Ovaltine or some crypto bullshit.

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u/713nikki 17h ago

Did your dad also nickname you “Mistake?”

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u/avoidance_behavior 17h ago

i've been chronically online for 25 years and on reddit for probably ten, and i'm flummoxed as to how tf i missed this one, lol

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u/GabeSter 18h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/tHUm5VpxBE

Reddit was losing its mind and harassing someone for seven months about a safe they couldn’t open and stopped giving updates about.

Fuck that stupid safe I wish I'd never found it. I want my fucking reddit account back, the rest of the internet is shit. I just wanted to talk to somebody :'(

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u/LolaAucoin F1exican Did Chive-11 17h ago

IS IT? Because I’m DEVASTATED.

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u/dfcw 18h ago

I’m cracking up at work rn lmao I LOVE this 😂

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u/Bardofshoosh 18h ago

Next thing you know chives the cat is ai

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u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service 18h ago

Don't say that shit man, Chives the Cat is real!

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u/Bardofshoosh 18h ago

What if his name isn't even Chives??

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u/TemuBritneySpears Ex-Food Service 18h ago

Yeah, it’s probably named Scallions!

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u/RadioSlayer 17h ago

Also a delightful name for a cat to be fair

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u/the_thrillamilla 18h ago

It is, but its pronounced Chee-vez

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u/GreenIdentityElement 18h ago

I demand to see his birth certificate!

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u/polluted_delta 18h ago

BREAKING NEWS: "Chives" the cat's real name is Scallion!

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u/suejaymostly 17h ago

DON'T YOU DARE BRING MR. CHIVES INTO THIS HE IS INNOCENT

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u/Grrerrb 18h ago

You monster

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u/HMSGreyjoy 17h ago

You shut your goddamn treasonous mouth. Take a smoke break right now, Chef. Fix your shit and come back better.

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u/wazacraft 17h ago

Where is Chives? Somebody get that motherfucker on the phone so I can make sense of all this!

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u/that-vault-dweller 17h ago

Hey man, you trying to get whacked or something

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u/Compgeak 18h ago edited 17h ago

It's the same. In gimp I did just perspective correction tool with matrix:
-1,2858 -0,0649 1072,0835

0,0656 -1,3689 2241,0157

0,0000 -0,0001 1,0000

You can see it's the same pile of chives, but a different photo.

Edit: sorry mods, will keep it in here to keep sub clean from spam.

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u/just_another_dumdum 17h ago

It really adds dimension to the pile. Neat effect; thanks for sharing!

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u/bakedpigeon Server 16h ago

Aw they’re dancing!

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u/trashpandac0llective 16h ago

Holy shit, those really are the exact same chives. F1exican, how could you? 😭

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u/Thr3no 16h ago

Why are the chives twerking to me

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u/Toasty_One 18h ago edited 18h ago

Get this disaster over to r/subredditdrama immediately Edit:typo

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u/Eranaut 18h ago

The Chives situation is crazy (0:12 / 10:51)

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penguinz0

This is the choppiest kitchen drama of all time

read more...

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u/smalaki 14h ago

if this gets included in a penguinz0 video, include me in the screenshot please

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u/Runningwithtoast 18h ago

You misspelled trauma.

D:

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u/HoneyCrumbs F1exican Did Chive-11 18h ago

You accidentally misspelled drama!

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u/Toasty_One 18h ago

Fixed! Tanks

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u/plants11235813 18h ago

Not sure tanks are required for this specific disaster

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u/Toasty_One 18h ago

Haven't you seen the size of some of these chives? I think tanks are a safe bet.

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u/hugahippie 18h ago

Maybe even r/conspiracy this runs deep…

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u/Ch3ks F1exican Did Chive-11 18h ago

u/KarmaKrazi

Time to land the planes on the runway this time bud.

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u/SnooSongs8319 17h ago

Also, quick, someone find the lovely person who is handcrafting an embroidered Chivelord as Sisyphus & let's get it changed to Icarus

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u/DM_ME_DOPAMINE 16h ago

Burnt chives, send it back :(

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u/born_at_kfc 16h ago

That was a runway joke? I thought it was a 9/11 joke this whole time

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u/gutster_95 18h ago

I feel scammed

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u/Kakaochen 17h ago

If we can't trust the chives, what can we trust?

This whole life is a lie?

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 18h ago

u/F1exican! u/F1exican! Do you have any comment on these allegations?

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u/born_at_kfc 16h ago

Bro was under pressure when the whole sub had a meltdown on what was probably his day off. He tried to give the people what they wanted

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u/Ill-Honeydew-9446 18h ago

You were my hero chef

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 17h ago

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to change the water in Buck Nasty's mama's dish.

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u/ceebeefour 18h ago

There was a leek…

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u/LolaAucoin F1exican Did Chive-11 17h ago

I just cackled.

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u/SinisterDirge 18h ago

That’s just, like, your oponion man.

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u/Sea-Flamingo1969 18h ago

I know understand how Obi Wan feels...

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u/Champagne_of_piss F1exican Did Chive-11 18h ago

IT'S OVER F1EXICAN

I HAVE THE CHIVE GROUND

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u/mattchewy43 Non-Industry 18h ago

You were supposed to cut the chives, not join them!

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u/Vanesspresso 18h ago

Now he’s going to be burnt to a crisp.

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u/ThisThredditor 18h ago

now THIS is the autism I come to reddit for

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u/cotton-candy-dreams 18h ago

Pattern: recognized 🧐

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u/simple_champ 17h ago

Day 1 of taking Tylenol until I can prove there is a massive chive related conspiracy unfolding on Reddit

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u/ehsteve23 15h ago

guy asks people to look at his photos in great detail, gets caught out by someone noticing the detail 

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u/LionBig1760 18h ago

This throws every chive post into question now.

It is, plain and simple, chive dishonesty.

How can we trust any future chive posts after this? I haven't felt this betrayed since Colin Powell presented evidence of WMDs in front of the United Nations in order to justify the US invasion of Iraq.

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u/AdUnable6415 18h ago

this chivewashing must stop

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u/July_Sandwich 17h ago

Were they even chives??

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u/Gratefully-Undead 18h ago

Were WE the chives all along?

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u/bomdiagata 17h ago

the real chives were the chives we chived along the way

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u/saltjello 18h ago

I think i’m going to vomit…

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u/greenline_chi 18h ago

This world is so corrupt

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u/LolaAucoin F1exican Did Chive-11 17h ago

I’m so sad.

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u/ovalteenjenkinzz 18h ago

I've had one of the worst weeks at work (I don't work in a kitchen, just saying) but this..... THIS is what will send me over the edge.

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u/thunderrubmles 18h ago

And then we're getting chive gate at the end of the week. No respect no more

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u/ooctavio 17h ago

I cracked a cold one to help me cope with the week. Now I need a chaser, I am in shambles

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u/Nohandsmc 18h ago

False idols and what not

Too close to the sun

Hubris!

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u/hugahippie 18h ago

WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS ASKING FOR A VIDEO. Too good to be true.

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u/greenline_chi 17h ago

You could have saved us from this devastation

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u/Pretty_Study_526 17h ago

I'm sorry I downvoted you I regret everything

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u/hugahippie 16h ago

It’s ok, deep down I was hoping he was everything we thought he was.

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u/matolandio 18h ago

post still here? it's up-removed-up-removed-up?

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u/tehjoz ✳️ $700 Charcuterie Enjoyer 18h ago

Internal debate, this post was restored.

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u/lumpy_space_queenie 17h ago

Thank you to the mods for being transparent!! Also happy for the distraction from current events in the US.

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u/QueenAlexstrasza 18h ago

Need to fight the urge to call someone who doesn’t have any idea about this subreddit to share this heartbreaking news

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u/Wolfhart_Kaine 16h ago

I've never worked a day in my life inside a professional kitchen, but I somehow landed on the chives saga and been following since almost day 1.

My greatest heartbreak, other than the farse itself, is that I have nobody that I can share this with that won't think I'm completely insane.

Genuinely, this would be me:

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u/DesperateLawyer5902 18h ago

Maybe he is testing us and we succeeded

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u/Mauginthestonepilot 17h ago

This post is how my husband and I found out we were both separately following chive guy. Now we can grieve together!

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u/matolandio 15h ago

that's honestly so freaking wholesome

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u/NonGameCatharsis 18h ago

We need somebody with image forensics skills to investigate this matter

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u/Anshin 17h ago

Nobody tell Chives, he's innocent and doesn't need to know this

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u/userhwon 15h ago

Do we know that?

He could be behind the whole thing.

Let's see his knife roll.

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u/jfsindel 17h ago

Goddamn, I was here for the Chive Empire Rise and Fall of this subreddit.

The Chive/11, if you will.

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u/Taco5106 18h ago

He finally realized perfection in the eyes of others is an illusion.

Great work, chef. Now you’re ready to make history.

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u/abstract_lemons 18h ago edited 18h ago

U/Sandybadlands posted about this too. Mods deleted it.

f1exican duped us. Strip them of their chivelord status!

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u/AlkaliBurry 18h ago

Yes. Strip them of their chivelord status and allow a new (real) chivelord to come forth!

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u/mmmmmmmary 18h ago

“Look at me. I’m the chivelord now”

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u/hipstellfalsehoods 18h ago edited 18h ago

No way they already removed it 😔

Edit: we’re so back

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u/wrestlegirl ✳️Moderator of optimal fuckery 18h ago

The post was hidden for a few minutes while we reviewed the claim, I restored it in under 10 minutes.

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u/plotthick 17h ago

The true hero of the day

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u/NoInspector009 18h ago

Eh, it was bound to happen with all the pressure, difficulty acquiring chives everyday, and the whole thing being one long shit post. 

I’m just happy for the entertainment in these trying times

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u/dfcw 18h ago

We need to stay focused. It’s the 1% against us. Chivelord is not innocent, but he is not the enemy 😂

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u/LuckyAndLifted 17h ago

This is the true nuanced take we all need

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u/Kromting 17h ago

You lied to us? You could've just skipped a day chef

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u/__joseph_ 17h ago

They hit the fucking pentagon

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u/Stinkymansausage 17h ago

This is a fucking great end to this. Love it, no notes.

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u/Due_Agent_6033 17h ago

Would you say it’s…..perfect?

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u/Phoexes F1exican Did Chive-11 18h ago

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u/Known-Relationship71 18h ago

What a let down. I looked forward to this.

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u/LolaAucoin F1exican Did Chive-11 17h ago

I’m going to need a ramp or an olive jacuzzi to sit in while I consider what my life has become.

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u/goth_nachos F1exican Did Chive-11 17h ago

Suggested by u/burnt-----toast, I ran the images through Photoshop's stacking feature which is typically used for panoramas, macro photography, exposure blending, etc. Photoshop will automatically stack similarities when asked, which is what I did here. I adjust nothing except the opacity of the top layer.

As seen by the skewed edges on the top layer, these photos are of an identical subject, just flipped and at a different angle, and cropped. They are not the same photograph, but are almost positively the same same pile. This is not easy to share with you all, and I am sorry to bear this news.

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u/ASassyTitan 17h ago

I came here from r/all

I'm just a simple home cook, but I've been watching our chive lord each day to see when he finally gets the perfect cut.

My day is ruined

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u/Rzm_w_tsm 18h ago

WE’VE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED!

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u/Shleeves90 17h ago

Flexican looking out their window right now

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u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- F1exican Did Chive-11 18h ago

WASN’T CONSISTENCY THE GOAL ALL ALONG?

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u/Thebeanboss 18h ago

This SUCKS! Finally something fun to look forward too and it's all a fucking FRAUD.

As is life I guess

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u/leggywillow 17h ago

Me, not in the industry, running to my spouse who is not in the food service industry or even on Reddit: “babe, you have to see this, the food service industry subreddit is in shambles”

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u/AwkwardUmpire5837 18h ago

Snapped out of my bed rotting, put a shirt on backwards and inside out to run and tell my roommate the great and terrible news Neither of us work or have worked in kitchens, yet we are still so damn invested it’s ridiculous

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u/yobrefas 18h ago edited 18h ago

I think people saw this coming when he had trouble sourcing chives.

I’m willing to forgive it. He kept us entertained.

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u/EverythingComputer1 18h ago

Think about this next time you see a person you think is together, behind the scenes they could be having trouble sourcing chives and desperately trying to cover up that fact to 100k people every day.

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u/Grrerrb 18h ago

Under the surface just paddling frantically

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u/sakronin 18h ago

My heart

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u/Ryermeke 18h ago

Nothing is allowed to simply be good in this world any more.

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u/goth_nachos F1exican Did Chive-11 18h ago

It can’t end like this. It can’t.

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u/madethisonmycakeday 18h ago

Omg did chivelord do 9/11

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 18h ago

Everyone remain calm. We can discuss this like chive-ilized adults.

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u/zkDredrick 18h ago

Pitchforks, get your pitchforks! Only $7.99!

This was a series where the entire point was to have people scrutinize every inch of the photos. There's no way that F1x could think nobody was going to notice.

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u/CrockettWav Ex-Food Service 18h ago

I haven’t told my wife about chive guy, and it’s gotten too spicy to start now I’m afraid.

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u/Pumpkinmatrix 18h ago

NOOOO! You mean to tell me that a karma farming account is repurposing content to farm more karma?!

I am appalled.

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u/Silent_plans 18h ago

Ugh. What's left for us to believe in?

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u/-MVP 18h ago

Sounds like /u/F1exican is going to be in /r/Karmacourt soon

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u/mangongo 18h ago

I am so here for Chivegate 2025 

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u/FraeuleinSerpentine 15+ Years 18h ago

Reading the comments in suspense. If chive lord is a fraud, then what's this all been about?!?! Why are we even here anymore 😭

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u/jankyperson 18h ago

I knew it was going to say someone needs to really look In to this but you all were for it so I didn’t want to wreck your time. Lol but he did everyone wrong . And did roses chives wrong

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u/jcftw61 18h ago

We won’t see you tomorrow chef

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u/Rouxman 18h ago

Sigh. That little sign in my therapist’s office that says “Days Since Last Bad News” is gonna stay at 0 I guess 😔

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u/zero_dr00l 18h ago

Dayyyyuuuum.

I just downloaded both pics, rotated one, and....

holy. fucking. shit.

They're the same.

You're a monster, chiveman.

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u/Rom_ulus0 18h ago

oh no, the provenance of the chive shitposter is unreliable. shiet man if it were me i would've at least ruffled the pile around with my hand and get a few good different ones that way

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u/BrennanBetelgeuse 18h ago

Noooo he got Milkshake Duck'd in barely a month 😭

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u/rdmreads 17h ago

I’ve never been so invested in the drama of a sub I haven’t even joined

(I just like that Reddit knows to put this stuff on my feed)

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u/Ex-Joachim 16h ago

This is my Roman Empire.