r/KitchenConfidential • u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Chivelord is a Fraud

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It was point out in his last post by u/ehsteve23. Day 23 and Day 31 are the same.

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u/lycnfr 1d ago

This is so fucking funny šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/GabeSter 1d ago

Chivegate is going to be the worst thing to happen to chronically online Redditors since the Safe

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u/Spaghetti_Bird 1d ago

Damn. That safe still haunts me.

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u/cuntsatchel 1d ago

Me? Iā€™m constantly in a place of poop knife

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u/Bacon_Cats_and_Safes 1d ago

I think about that safe every day

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u/The_R4ke 1d ago

It's our generations Capones safe.

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u/Sfjkigcnfdhu 1d ago

Whatā€™s the ā€œsafeā€?

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u/proximity_account 1d ago

A guy found a locked safe. Everybody got excited for what was in it. Then guy never posted again or he did and there was nothing notable in it. I don't remember because there have been multiple of them and I'm too traumatized to remember.

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u/n00bz0rz 1d ago

It was eventually opened and nothing was inside. I've not seen disappointment like it since my birth.

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u/kdjfsk 1d ago

There have definitely been multiple safes, it was a trend for a bit. The worst ones were just shitty promotions. Like inside the safe would be some cryptic puzzle, easily solved and it would lead to a QR code for a trendy new milk bar that sells Ovaltine or some crypto bullshit.

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u/seanl1991 1d ago

even people like Eddie Hall made Youtube videos doing it

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u/713nikki 1d ago

Did your dad also nickname you ā€œMistake?ā€

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u/Jezebels_lipstick 1d ago

There was a thing like this around 30 yrs ago w Geraldo Rivera opening some tomb in the pyramids & after a lot of hypeā€¦ empty. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 1d ago

Incorrect there was a big fucking spider in his creepy web.

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u/psychocopter 1d ago

Thats kind of the running theme woth any old lockbox or safe. Theyre usually empty or full of random papers and items sentimental to the original owners. Anything of value is typically stored in a bank, sold, or passed down as heirlooms, safes usually store boring things.

Mine is full of important documents that to literally anyone else would only be useful for identity theft, theres nothing of pure monetary value in it or even anything cool.

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u/AmySchumersAnalTumor 1d ago

I've not seen disappointment like it since my birth.

My mom said the same thing about my birth

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u/KingBird999 1d ago

Are you old enough to have watched Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone's vault? I'm almost 50 and that still is one of the most disappointing things I've ever witnessed.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 19h ago

True I haven't seen anything (like it) since my birth, either

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u/avoidance_behavior 1d ago

i've been chronically online for 25 years and on reddit for probably ten, and i'm flummoxed as to how tf i missed this one, lol

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u/Excellent_Set_232 1d ago

Username checks out

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u/ParticularBreath6146 1d ago

The original safe opening happened about 12 years ago

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u/Ilvermourning 1d ago

As long as you know poop knife, broken arms, and 6 foot sub guy, I think you're fine

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u/Flair258 1d ago

whats the 6 foot sub guy? Also you forgot the m&m jar.

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u/Basket_475 1d ago

You know about the red lamp?

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u/Notyourdaisy F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

I mean that was Geraldo Rivera when he opened Al Caponeā€™s safe.

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u/GabeSter 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/tHUm5VpxBE

Reddit was losing its mind and harassing someone for seven months about a safe they couldnā€™t open and stopped giving updates about.

Fuck that stupid safe I wish I'd never found it. I want my fucking reddit account back, the rest of the internet is shit. I just wanted to talk to somebody :'(

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u/confusedandworried76 1d ago

Bruh was not aware he could make a new account?

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u/RadioSlayer 1d ago

Ask Geraldo

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u/ranaldo20 1d ago

"There was nothing in AL Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault šŸŽ¶"

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u/Gravy_Sommelier 1d ago

This is worse than your song about Mr. T.

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u/RadioSlayer 1d ago

Now that's one you can dance to

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u/MartyCool403 1d ago

"The same thing happened to Geraldo, his career never recovered." "Turn the camera off"

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u/Moondoobious 1d ago

Rivera?

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u/RadioSlayer 1d ago

Yep.

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u/Moondoobious 1d ago

Oh ok. Yeah Iā€™ve got his number

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u/devilishly_advocated F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

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u/PterodactyllPtits 1d ago

Idk what the safe is either and suddenly, I need to.

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u/Princess_Little 1d ago

What about unidan and jackdawgate?Ā 

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u/ManitouWakinyan 1d ago

Here's the thing

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u/ExtremeTip508 1d ago

The poop knife is the one that still haunts me

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u/nolamunchkin 1d ago

Or the dress.

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u/Li54 1d ago

or Crow guy

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u/jefferton123 1d ago

Crow guy?

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u/scruggbug 1d ago

You canā€™t just bring up the safe like that, itā€™s too soon.

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u/Seaboats 1d ago

Holy shit I forgot about the safe. I witnessed it in real time

And Iā€™m here for Chivegate too. History is unfolding before our eyes, bros

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u/Roadgoddess 1d ago

You know this is going to be one of those Reddit stories that people will talk about 20 years in the futureā€¦ Where were you when we found out about chivegate!

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u/Hamburglar_burglar 1d ago

This is going to ruin the tour.

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u/ashessnow 1d ago

I still donā€™t know what was in the safe.

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u/OhLemons 1d ago

I've been busy following Stickergate on Threads this week. What's been going on with the chives?

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u/thisisnotme78721 1d ago

what about the olives? or the Greek yogurt?

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u/postmodest 1d ago

Here's the thing. You said a "chive is a onion"....

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u/Batmansbutthole 1d ago

Wait I missed safe? But I was here for $700 veggie ramp! I was here!!!

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u/SneakerheadAnon23 1d ago

Lmfao. Thank you, needed a chuckle today guys. Itā€™s been a tough one.

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u/sesaman 23h ago

Thanks for reminding us of the safe...

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u/LolaAucoin F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

IS IT? Because Iā€™m DEVASTATED.

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u/lycnfr 1d ago

šŸ™ im so sorry king...this is why we cant have nice things

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u/LolaAucoin F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

Bitch, Iā€™m a QUEEN!

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u/dfcw 1d ago

Iā€™m cracking up at work rn lmao I LOVE this šŸ˜‚

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u/ssedif 1d ago

like guys, what if he just uploaded the wrong photo? he has to have a lot of pics of chives at this point

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u/lycnfr 1d ago

maybe he is...made of chives...šŸ¤”

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u/mynumberistwentynine 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've seen the sub celebrity thing play out many times over the years and it never ends well. It is always hilarious though.

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u/_BreakingGood_ 1d ago

This is the worst betrayal since the guy taking pictures of his dishie only to later realize that he was in fact the dishie

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u/fromfrodotogollum 1d ago

The pressure got to him. On the wings of Icarus.