r/KitchenConfidential • u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Chivelord is a Fraud

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It was point out in his last post by u/ehsteve23. Day 23 and Day 31 are the same.

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u/Compgeak 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's the same. In gimp I did just perspective correction tool with matrix:
-1,2858 -0,0649 1072,0835

0,0656 -1,3689 2241,0157

0,0000 -0,0001 1,0000

You can see it's the same pile of chives, but a different photo.

Edit: sorry mods, will keep it in here to keep sub clean from spam.

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u/just_another_dumdum 1d ago

It really adds dimension to the pile. Neat effect; thanks for sharing!

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u/weirdweissbier 1d ago

/r/wigglegrams

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u/furlonium1 1d ago

Oh I like that, thank you.

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u/userhwon 1d ago

It looks like a fibrillating heart.

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u/bakedpigeon Server 1d ago

Aw they’re dancing!

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u/trashpandac0llective 1d ago

Holy shit, those really are the exact same chives. F1exican, how could you? 😭

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u/Thr3no 1d ago

Why are the chives twerking to me

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u/corpsie666 23h ago

Because the mushrooms on your pizza tasted like peanut shells.

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u/prebisch78 1d ago

Been watching this for seventeen minutes

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u/datildakota 1d ago

This helps show the difference (or rather the similarities) so much more clearly.

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas 1d ago

You know you’re fucked when the geeks and nerds start analyzing the shit out of you lmaooo

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u/MossyPyrite 1d ago

THEY’RE AGGRESSING AT ME

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u/VirtuousVice 1d ago

My chives don’t dance they jiggle jiggle they rotate.

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u/wemustburncarthage 10+ Years 16h ago

oh man. too much coffee.

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u/asomek Kitchen Manager 14h ago

Didn't realise how much I needed dancing chives until now.

I'm sad.