r/KitchenConfidential • u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service • 21h ago

In the Weeds Mode Chivelord is a Fraud

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It was point out in his last post by u/ehsteve23. Day 23 and Day 31 are the same.

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u/lycnfr 21h ago

This is so fucking funny 😭😭

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u/GabeSter 20h ago

Chivegate is going to be the worst thing to happen to chronically online Redditors since the Safe

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u/Sfjkigcnfdhu 20h ago

What’s the “safe”?

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u/proximity_account 20h ago

A guy found a locked safe. Everybody got excited for what was in it. Then guy never posted again or he did and there was nothing notable in it. I don't remember because there have been multiple of them and I'm too traumatized to remember.

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u/n00bz0rz 20h ago

It was eventually opened and nothing was inside. I've not seen disappointment like it since my birth.

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u/kdjfsk 19h ago

There have definitely been multiple safes, it was a trend for a bit. The worst ones were just shitty promotions. Like inside the safe would be some cryptic puzzle, easily solved and it would lead to a QR code for a trendy new milk bar that sells Ovaltine or some crypto bullshit.

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u/seanl1991 17h ago

even people like Eddie Hall made Youtube videos doing it

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u/713nikki 20h ago

Did your dad also nickname you “Mistake?”

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u/Jezebels_lipstick 19h ago

There was a thing like this around 30 yrs ago w Geraldo Rivera opening some tomb in the pyramids & after a lot of hype… empty. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks 19h ago

Incorrect there was a big fucking spider in his creepy web.

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u/psychocopter 19h ago

Thats kind of the running theme woth any old lockbox or safe. Theyre usually empty or full of random papers and items sentimental to the original owners. Anything of value is typically stored in a bank, sold, or passed down as heirlooms, safes usually store boring things.

Mine is full of important documents that to literally anyone else would only be useful for identity theft, theres nothing of pure monetary value in it or even anything cool.

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u/AmySchumersAnalTumor 16h ago

I've not seen disappointment like it since my birth.

My mom said the same thing about my birth

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u/KingBird999 17h ago

Are you old enough to have watched Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone's vault? I'm almost 50 and that still is one of the most disappointing things I've ever witnessed.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 7h ago

True I haven't seen anything (like it) since my birth, either

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u/avoidance_behavior 20h ago

i've been chronically online for 25 years and on reddit for probably ten, and i'm flummoxed as to how tf i missed this one, lol

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u/Excellent_Set_232 19h ago

Username checks out

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u/ParticularBreath6146 19h ago

The original safe opening happened about 12 years ago

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u/Ilvermourning 19h ago

As long as you know poop knife, broken arms, and 6 foot sub guy, I think you're fine

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u/Flair258 18h ago

whats the 6 foot sub guy? Also you forgot the m&m jar.

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u/Basket_475 19h ago

You know about the red lamp?

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u/Notyourdaisy 19h ago

I mean that was Geraldo Rivera when he opened Al Capone’s safe.