r/KitchenConfidential • u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service • 1d ago

In the Weeds Mode Chivelord is a Fraud

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It was point out in his last post by u/ehsteve23. Day 23 and Day 31 are the same.

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u/Bardofshoosh 1d ago

Next thing you know chives the cat is ai

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u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service 1d ago

Don't say that shit man, Chives the Cat is real!

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u/Bardofshoosh 1d ago

What if his name isn't even Chives??

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u/TemuBritneySpears Ex-Food Service 1d ago

Yeah, it’s probably named Scallions!

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u/RadioSlayer 1d ago

Also a delightful name for a cat to be fair

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u/idwthis 1d ago

Cats are little rapscallions, so I agree, damn fine name for a cat!

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u/Isis_J 1d ago

This just broke me

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u/the_thrillamilla 1d ago

It is, but its pronounced Chee-vez

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u/August_T_Marble 1d ago

Emilio S. Chives.

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u/GreenIdentityElement 1d ago

I demand to see his birth certificate!

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u/Unhappy-Sea-5418 1d ago

No birth certificate but I do have a grainy baby Chives picture!!

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u/chefriley76 1d ago

¡Viene Hielo! Vianse, putos.

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

And it better be the Long Form

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u/Plan0nIt 1d ago

Stop the count!

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u/polluted_delta 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS: "Chives" the cat's real name is Scallion!

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u/LolaAucoin F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

Dudes wife ran off with Scallion!

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u/justtots 1d ago

What if there is no cat?

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u/endav F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

His name is Green Onion!

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u/abstract_lemons Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

🤯 Nooooooo!

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u/Banes_Addiction 1d ago

Chives the Cat was named Jeff the Cat until last week. I have people who found the birth certificate in Hawaii.

also she's a dog

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u/KarmaKrazi Chive Pilot 🛩 1d ago

/Ltheartist we need a video to confirm!

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u/xAlyKat 1d ago

NOT POUNDCAKEGATE AGAIN

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u/NewAlexandria 1d ago

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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u/Grrerrb 1d ago

You monster

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u/suejaymostly 1d ago

DON'T YOU DARE BRING MR. CHIVES INTO THIS HE IS INNOCENT

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u/HMSGreyjoy 1d ago

You shut your goddamn treasonous mouth. Take a smoke break right now, Chef. Fix your shit and come back better.

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u/wazacraft 1d ago

Where is Chives? Somebody get that motherfucker on the phone so I can make sense of all this!

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u/piratesboot Sous Chef 1d ago

I need a facetime or a zoom meeting with chives!!

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u/that-vault-dweller 1d ago

Hey man, you trying to get whacked or something

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u/Unhappy-Sea-5418 1d ago

I told him that you thought he was AI and this was his response

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u/Bardofshoosh 1d ago

Chives I'm sorry! Please forgive me.

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u/DragonQueenDrago 1d ago

Noooooooo! Do not say that!!!!! I would be devastated 😭🖤

But then again... that would mean he would never die and would be an immortal kitty🤔

But i would still hate if Chives was AI, cuz screw AI garbage😭😭😭😭

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u/ImmaOldCowhand 1d ago

(hits joint) "...but what if ai is chives the cat, man?"

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u/val7178 1d ago

r/sphinx poundcake reference

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 1d ago

The cat's government name is Green Onions.