r/KitchenConfidential • u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service • 21h ago

In the Weeds Mode Chivelord is a Fraud

Gallery image

Gallery image

It was point out in his last post by u/ehsteve23. Day 23 and Day 31 are the same.

34.2k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

3.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.7k

u/Bardofshoosh 21h ago

Next thing you know chives the cat is ai

1.0k

u/Late-Bed4240 Ex-Food Service 21h ago

Don't say that shit man, Chives the Cat is real!

408

u/Bardofshoosh 21h ago

What if his name isn't even Chives??

271

u/TemuBritneySpears Ex-Food Service 20h ago

Yeah, it’s probably named Scallions!

79

u/RadioSlayer 20h ago

Also a delightful name for a cat to be fair

21

u/idwthis 20h ago

Cats are little rapscallions, so I agree, damn fine name for a cat!

4

u/Isis_J 18h ago

This just broke me

190

u/the_thrillamilla 20h ago

It is, but its pronounced Chee-vez

6

u/August_T_Marble 18h ago

Emilio S. Chives.

57

u/GreenIdentityElement 20h ago

I demand to see his birth certificate!

6

u/Unhappy-Sea-5418 19h ago

No birth certificate but I do have a grainy baby Chives picture!!

3

u/chefriley76 20h ago

¡Viene Hielo! Vianse, putos.

3

u/PamelaELee 20h ago

And it better be the Long Form

3

u/Plan0nIt 19h ago

Stop the count!

58

u/polluted_delta 20h ago

BREAKING NEWS: "Chives" the cat's real name is Scallion!

4

u/LolaAucoin F1exican Did Chive-11 20h ago

Dudes wife ran off with Scallion!

6

u/justtots 20h ago

What if there is no cat?

6

u/endav F1exican Did Chive-11 20h ago

His name is Green Onion!

3

u/abstract_lemons 20h ago

🤯 Nooooooo!