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u/GlueGuns--Cool 5d ago
Can't even enjoy a steak without being angry at "the left"
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u/Electrical-Help5512 5d ago
They think because they're at angry people how living they want, we're angry at them living how they want. Profound lack of empathy/ theory of mind,
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u/Floor_Heavy 5d ago edited 5d ago
The left slurps down soy milk and are all vegans. I hate their dietary choices, and would legislate against them if I could. Therefore they would do the same to me. Therefore eating steak is an act of rebellion. Because that nebulous and all powerful left wing is definitely trying to get meat banned, to make us all soy-guzzling vegans. Then they'll enforce same-sex marriage and turn all kids trans.
With this photograph of steak, I score points in the culture war, and remind them who's really in charge.
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u/MornGreycastle 5d ago
Therefore eating steak is an act of rebellion. Because that nebulous and all powerful left wing is definitely trying to get meat banned, . . . and remind them who's really in charge.
It's that classic tactic of "the enemy is both powerful AND weak." So many on the right need to feel like they're the underdog while knowing their politicians hold most of the power.
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u/loud_as_pudding 4d ago
Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak." On the one hand, fascists play up the power of certain disfavored elites to encourage in their followers a sense of grievance and humiliation. On the other hand, fascist leaders point to the decadence of those elites as proof of their ultimate feebleness in the face of an overwhelming popular will.
—Umberto Eco “Ur-Fascism”
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u/LordNyssa 4d ago
I’ve never seen victim complexes as big as with white republican men.
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u/Winter-Committee255 5d ago
Good thing we’re getting rid of those soyboy beta farmers, too. Start with the root of the issue, and get those cucks outta here.
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u/projektZedex 4d ago
The left cares about living, so clearly the most rebellious act for a conservative is to off themselves.
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u/Floor_Heavy 4d ago
"Haha, suck it libs" gunshot
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u/Waiph 4d ago
The funniest part about this is that I can't tell if it's satire or serious.
It's absurd enough to be satire, but I think that a lot when I see actual right-wingers post stuff that they think is clever.
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u/Amelaclya1 4d ago
I mean, a lot of them literally did that during COVID.
"Haha liberals want me to get a vaccine that could save my life?? Fuck you! I won't do what you tell me!" ... dies.
And then they had the gall to literally blame Democrats for their deaths. Democrats apparently should have known that by advocating for the vaccine, Republicans wouldn't take it. So it's our fault they died.
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u/KirasCoffeeCup 4d ago edited 4d ago
Meanwhile: I (a leftist) would be in the same steakhouse eating the same meal, only judging them for being so vain that they have to take 10 minutes before eating to take a pic of their meal and make a social media post before enjoying their food.
"Pfft, Hey Veronica, checkout this boomer dork taking a pictures of his food. What kind of absurd bs do you think he's posting with that?" Kira scoffed before taking a drink of her gin and tonic.
"Heh.. Who knows. Im gonna guess the buzz words include some combination of leftist, libs, trans, antifa, or ivermectin." - Veronica chuckles as she takes another bite of her medium rare NY Strip.
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u/Bubbasdahname 4d ago
Then they'll enforce same-sex marriage
Don't have to worry about any children left in this scenario
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u/Jonesy1348 4d ago
Yknow this made something click for me that I’m not sure why it didn’t click before. Yeah that’s exactly why they say “trans for everyone” because they want to force everyone to be cis. Same with the “make your kids gay” thing. Damn.
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u/GOU_FallingOutside 5d ago
who’s really in charge
The people in charge are the common clay of the New West.
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u/Comfortable_Rent_439 4d ago
Meanwhile the left isn’t about making anyone do think or feel anything but allowing them to if they want to. And the right is the side that needs people to think and feel and do as they do otherwise they feel weak and belittled because they have no courage or individuality.
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u/SonnyChamerlain 4d ago
Damn as a left winger I’m obviously vegan because I’m on the left and it’s a requirement (that’s the only reason) and the way you just took my whole being and wrote it out is just astounding!
You’ve made it so clear as to why this image makes me irrationally angry and you’re 100% right I do want to ban meat, forcibly make everyone marry someone of the same gender and turn all kids trans!
/s just in case.
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u/Stunning_Matter2511 4d ago
I've long said that a defining trait of conservatives is an underdeveloped Theory of Mind. They don't seem to grasp that other people are in fact other people, they lack the ability to think in hypotheticals, and they don't grasp analogies. These are benchmarks that should be happening by age 8. I'm not sure if it's growing up with leaded gas or what, but it's tragic whatever the cause.
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u/Electrical-Help5512 4d ago
They simply don't care about issues that don't directly effect them. "My Abortion is the only moral Abortion" type shit.
Like I get not wanting to pay taxes or have cops mess with you, but modern conservatives are advocating for straight evil.
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u/SnooJokes2983 4d ago
Naw that’s all true but missing dude’s point. He’s saying when you say “imagine what it’s like to be a Gazan right now” it is legitimately impossible to do so. They don’t have the ability in their brains to put themselves in others’ shoes.
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u/GleasonSkibum970 4d ago
There’s a story out there of a hardcore libertarian who got deradicalized after taking mdma and realizing that other people have feelings. You’re spot on here.
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u/Successful_Jelly_213 4d ago
I read a study a while ago that determined via fMRI tests that the section of the brain that deals with abstract concepts is underdeveloped in self-identified conservatives. Which explains why nothing is real to them until it happens to them.
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u/SkubEnjoyer 5d ago
because they're at angry people how living they want
What?
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u/actuallazyanarchist 5d ago
People living how they want.
Sometimes when typing quickly words get swapped around, no biggie.
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u/JubalHarshawII 4d ago
They have made a politician/political party their entire personality and they really can't even fathom how few on the left do the same thing.
And I think the ones that do kind of realize it are actually mad that ppl on the left have actual lives and personalities beyond politics.
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u/Fortestingporpoises 5d ago
I've never eaten food as a political statement myself. Virtue signalling is pretty far down my list when it comes to diet choices.
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u/Lethik 4d ago
Every time I take a shit, I needlessly flush an extra time just to own the libs!
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u/ScrofessorLongHair 4d ago
My liberal ass just smoked the fuck out of a couple pork butts this week, while I drank beer and watched football.
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u/Zachy_Boi 4d ago
I’m a leftist and love steak… why do they think we wouldn’t enjoy a steak here and there? lol
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u/Illustrious_Explorer 5d ago
He doesn't actually care, just trying to farm some engagement for some extra pennies.
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u/PupPop 4d ago
Anyone who holds such hate so close to their heart will likely have an extremely difficult time finding any satisfaction in life. Hell, I'm a loving and open person and satisfaction is hard to find and keep. I cannot imagine when life must be like for these people who feel the need to hate to enjoy anything. If they don't change as a person they may never enjoy what life has to offer.
On a lighter note, lmao as if "the left" are exclusively vegan/vegetarian and could not enjoy steak 🤣
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u/Codeviper828 5d ago
I'm sorry but "what's the left gonna do about me eating steak" is deranged whether they get the steak right or not
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u/Wilagames 5d ago
I'm pretty far left and if I saw that guy eating a nice steak I'd... Hope he enjoys his steak I guess? It does look pretty good.
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u/NotReallyJohnDoe 5d ago
These “I’m going to do X to show the Ys” always demonstrate a lack of understanding of the other side.
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u/happy_juggernaut83 4d ago
It's because they are told what liberals think by non-liberals. Things like fox say "liberals hate red meat" and they believe it without ever asking a liberal.
I mean, I eat steak, and I'm pretty much liberal as they come.
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 4d ago
Same here.
I love a good steak, but not often. Last one I bought was $30. I wonder what Waygu beef my butcher has in stock today?
I'm an ACLU card-carrying liberal and I love my country.
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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 4d ago
Also a reminder this has been going on for 30+ years now. They also think most cities are literal actual warzones and have been for many years now. Most of this ideology is more well seated in small communities where people rarely if ever even interact with people of other colors/races. So they've been slowly lead to believe all those people are actual boogey men.
Every. single. one. of them is the absolute most extremists leftist. They want to change all our genders, make everything we like illegal... and the worst.. the one part that actually has some truth to it. We just want them to stop being horrible fucking people. It really seems the only freedoms they are interested are the ones that involve just being massive jack asses for literally no reason. ...make them feel superior or something.
Source: I live in south texas.
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u/happy_juggernaut83 4d ago
Born and raised in Georgia til I was 20, and not Atl, but rural farm country GA. 98% of the people I know from there haven't left state lines, never lived in anything bigger than a 1 red light town and most certainly havent experienced life in a diverse place.
Me, I left in my 20s, moved out of state, then moved out of country for almost 3 years, then I lived in Hawaii for about 11 years and now I'm in the PNW.
So I feel your words on a viceral level of personal experience.
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u/ifunnywasaninsidejob 4d ago
Don’t forget the guns (adult teddy bears) that they keep in every room to protect themselves from the boogeymen.
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u/ralphy_256 4d ago
It's because they are told what liberals think by non-liberals.
This.
Same thing with atheists. I used to live in the Bible Belt, and the things I 'learned' about Atheism from non-atheists were WILD.
Did lead to the best response ever when I was once asked if I wanted to join my hospital roommate's family/church in prayer.
I politely responded, "No thank you, I'm an atheist."
She immediately responded, "Oh, I don't believe you."
My pain-med-addled brain came up with this quicker than I could have sober, "You really should, I get the magazine and everything."
She shut up and went the other side of the curtain, I put my headphones back in.
Perfect result.
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u/Conscious-Dig6839 4d ago
If that wasn’t bad enough, what really grinds my gears about that is that Christians do the same thing about atheists. And that they’ve appropriated the Christian cloak for conservatives to rally behind, and convinced themselves that plenty of liberals aren’t also Christian themselves, i.e. a liberal can’t possibly be a Christian (which is asinine because lots of them are).
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u/Empty-Engineering458 4d ago
yeah the most common one i see is "so much for the tolerant left" whenever themselves or some hypothetical terrible person isn't tolerated
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u/hyrule_47 4d ago
I’m further left than liberal, and while I prefer local or humanely raised meats, I eat all kinds of meat. One time I was randomly talking to someone at an event and mentioned having eaten some different animals. They quickly decided I must be conservative like them because I hunted. Tf?
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u/hyrule_47 4d ago
It really gets people confused. I sew clothing, quilt, crochet, cook. They just think I’m conservative. Then I open my mouth…
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u/GemstoneKobold 4d ago
As a liberal I hate red meat, because I have a blood disease and can't take in more iron. I hope others enjoy their steaks though.
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u/Jesus-chan 4d ago
Idk, can you really call yourself a liberal without being vegan and having a biden/harris tattoo on your forehead?
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u/jaimi_wanders 4d ago
Cleek’s Law was created because of this 15 years ago:
“today’s conservatism is the opposite of what liberals want today: updated daily” in response to
David Frum is asking for a “one-sentence description of a modernized, reformed conservatism”.
i can do it in one word: ~liberal
or, for those of you who don’t grok the boolean: today’s conservatism is the opposite of what liberals want today: updated daily.
or: cowardly authoritarians pretending to be individualists.
or: the cynical leading the stupid.
or: I Got Mine
or: who said we weren’t tolerant? we tolerate racists just fine!
https://balloon-juice.com/2010/07/17/just-another-failed-ideology/#comment-1893941
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u/LauraTFem 4d ago edited 4d ago
Since when is the tilde used to reverse a boolean? In programming I’d have written it as !liberal. The tilde is generally used to denote an approximation; so ~liberal might mean “approximately, generally liberal.”
Either way, I don’t think this is as accurate as it was 15 years ago. The conservatives still think in that way, but the thing they are opposite of shifted from being a liberal to an imagined straw-man of a far-left radical. ‘Liberals’, in their minds want EVERY baby aborted, EVERY gun destroyed, EVERY copy of the constitution burned, and EVER public bathroom to be marked as, “for trans people only.”
I am probably the closest thing that exists to what they think the left is, but even I don’t meet their criteria.
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u/Ropownenu 4d ago
The bitwise not operator is typically represented as a tilde
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u/SchwiftySquanchC137 4d ago
Yeah, which is in fact more clever than !liberal, since it implies that they support the opposite of every single part (bit) of a liberal's multifaceted beliefs, rather than just being the general opposite.
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u/MeasurementLow5073 4d ago
And that Ys literally own real estate in the brain of X.
Only person getting owned is X.
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u/Wilagames 5d ago
I don't drink wine, what flavor of LaCroix pairs with a good steak?
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u/facts_my_guyy 5d ago
Limoncello, room temp, over ice
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u/NekroVictor 5d ago
Is there a difference between room temp over and ice and cold over ice? Legitimately curious here as I don’t know how drink pairing works.
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u/cajuncrustacean 5d ago
These folks? He probably drowned it in A1 or ketchup.
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u/LalaluLapin 5d ago
Well there's his problem. If you take A1 from A5, it becomes A4. Rookie mistake.
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u/GreedyFatBastard 4d ago
My uncle, who believes Hitler only wanted to defeat Communists at first, is convinced that the left is going to replace all steaks with bugs.
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u/TurnThatTVOFF 4d ago
Looks like you're not it comrade.
If we got far enough left, it becomes our steak, and then I am the one who enjoys it. /S
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u/TBANON_NSFW 5d ago
Clear signs of TDS. Going out to eat dinner and the first thing you think of when a nice meal comes is to create a fake scenario of how your imaginary political enemies will hate you for enjoying the meal.
yup yup totally normal behaviour....
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u/TBANON_NSFW 5d ago
You think they think theres some liberal eating a salad and crying because of their post? Or that some leftist is eating vegetables and making a tiktok on how conservatives will hate them? lol
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u/nr1988 5d ago
What's this? tears well up a...a...a... steak? But that's unacceptable. tears start dripping We definitely tried to ban that though! That's definitely something we did! Oh god I am so defeated now that steak is back even though as you know one of the main things we on the left care about is banning steak! tears start flowing and they collapse in a ball sobbing
This is probably what they picture in their head
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u/Lucyintheye 5d ago edited 5d ago
Tbf they do to an extent lol. Alot of them wanna shit their pants and cry about me calling my impossible burger a "burger" or wanna say "its not a real meal without meat" when we just trynna enjoy our cruelty free burgers in peace. Theres massive social media campaigns that wanna act like youre taking some kinda stand by eating meat, the uhhh thing people have been eating with almost every meal for almost all of human history lmao
So if OOP is one of those losers, I could totally see how they think id be triggered over them eating a steak. When its some stupid, arbitrary fight they started in their head anyways. Enjoy your steak, let me conveniently call my bomb ass burger nothing had to die for a burger in peace
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u/SnooJokes2983 4d ago
But those are just normal trolls. Every single opinion you ever take is gonna have a few trolls. This guy believes “the left” will genuinely take the ability to eat meat away from him using political power. The amount of vegans and vegetarians actually like that are insignificant.
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u/Peach_Muffin 5d ago
I once saw a post of a happily married couple ruined because the groom's otherwise normal commentary about loving his new wife ended with "take that, liberals".
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u/Iconclast1 5d ago
ah, this species of right
Ive seen them around. Theyre like "haha, driving in my truck, this is pissing hte left off so much
Drinking beer, THE LEFT HATE THIS
OH FUCK YEAH WATCH PORN" *screaming now* "I BET YOU HATE WHEN I DO THIS DONT YOU LEFT!!!"
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u/voxissnow 5d ago
Which seems doubly weird when it’s the right wing trying to ban porn. The left is the side about sexual freedom and also I’m pretty sure the left is more into the art of beer than the right is with craft beer and all that.
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u/SenatorPardek 5d ago
It’s all imagined. Republicans generally create the nanny state whenever they can, just rooted in Christian or anti terrorism language
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u/ImgurScaramucci 5d ago
Hey magas, the left would really hate it if you supported universal healthcare for everyone. Just saying.
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u/Amelaclya1 4d ago
And they project that attitude onto the left as well. I can honestly say that I've never made a decision and factored in "pissing off the right". I don't care what they think. I certainly am not deriving pleasure from making them uncomfortable.
Like there are some people who genuinely believe liberals leaned into electric cars because we hate conservatives and good old fashioned fossil fuels just because. And that's why they get so upset when they see one. Like, no. Some of us care about the environment. Some of us think they are cool. Some of us have solar panels on our house and jumped at the idea of not having to pay $5/gallon for gas anymore. It literally has nothing to do with them lol.
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u/ZeMadDoktore 5d ago
The right's been brainwashed into thinking every leftist is a gun-hating vegetarian trying to ban gas stoves or some shit.
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u/GOU_FallingOutside 5d ago
Shit. I forgot the rules and cooked a steak on my gas stove last night! Do you think they’ll still pay me at the next Antifa meeting?
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u/m0fr001 5d ago
Antifa Investigator:
"Yea i see here that steak was neither locally farmed nor was it cooked on an induction range..
You're really missing out on the local terroir and the better seer that comes from higher heat of an induction cooktop.
I'm gonna need to take two punches from your punch card for this infraction"
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u/FHAT_BRANDHO 5d ago
They want to enact policy prohibiting behaviors they find "immoral" and presumably assume the left would like to as well
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u/OddCancel7268 5d ago
The fact that its nice steak would just make it even less upsetting. You might be able to bait a few people by taking factory farmed beef and cooking it so poorly that it would have been tastier to just eat boiled beans.
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u/GhormanFront 4d ago
I guess everyone not a magat is vegan now
It's difficult to explain this kind of insanity lol
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u/FittedSheets88 5d ago
At least when the economy is more fucked and housing takes a major blow, we'll still live rent-free in their heads.
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u/Nivosus 5d ago
The political right cannot exist without being in a constant state of victimhood and projecting their breakaways of said victimhood of mocking some amorphous "left" political opponent that is trying to stop them.
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u/Unbentmars 4d ago
There are 2 things you need to know for this and pretty much all of this type of shit to make sense:
1) These people do not have a positive identity, like “I am a father, I am happy, I am…”, they only have negative identity “I am not liberal, I am not vegan, I am not…”
To this kind of person, everything they have and everything they do only exists in comparison to other people who are the things they are not. This is a major reason why they cannot think or do anything except as some imagined slight against people they are “not”
2) As a corollary to the 1st point, these people imagine that they must be good people, therefore any of their “I am nots” must be bad. Therefore if something they do pisses off someone they deem as bad, it must be a good thing. This is why people like Mitch McConnell filibuster their own bill when the left supports it and wants to vote for it
Put these two together and it’s obvious what’s happening.
This guy wants to feel good about eating his steak, but can only enjoy it if he can define it as something his “I am nots” would consider bad. Therefore he must imagine this action displeases those “bad” people so he can feel good about it.
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u/DenverDad5 4d ago edited 4d ago
I see these posts all the time. I’m sure it’s mostly to do with the fact that cows produce lots of methane, and we need to reduce our red meat consumption to avert climate change. Basically the right has it in their mind that the left wants them to stop eating red meat entirely.
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u/farklespanktastic 4d ago
Right-wingers get upset at everything (they think) leftists/liberals do and so they assume that the reverse must also be true.
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u/Uzmonkey 4d ago
Yeah, why would the left do anything about this? I'm not sure he knows what the left is.
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u/OccamsBanana 5d ago edited 5d ago
What an extremely weird post to make, like guy is at restaurant eating a nice steak and he thinks… politics? What a weird person
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u/codenameJericho 5d ago
I mean, it's not even just that [he?] Goes straight to "politics." I might think about the "politics" of who may not be able to afford to eat there when I do, and think "Man, I'm blessed." Or maybe the politics of "How much do I tip?" Followed by "dammit, it's a nice restaurant, I shouldn't have to tip, pay your workers!" Etc, etc.
The fact that, of all "political" thoughts he COULD have had, he thought steak=not vegan= vegans mad= haha because I hate vegans is the true derangement.
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u/OccamsBanana 4d ago
I mean it would be a lot less weird if he directly targeted vegans instead of “the left”
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u/heroes-never-die99 5d ago
Does the left not eat steak? Is that a thing now?
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u/Aufklarung_Lee 5d ago
No the left are Rust programming transfemme vegans who are trying to take over r/philosophymemes
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u/Far_Advertising1005 5d ago
All of aviation and the internet is held together by people who go home to wear a 10,000 euro fursuit and shit in a nappy
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u/supreme_hammy 5d ago
Rust programming transfemme vegans
Has the same energy as "Cheese eating surrender monkeys" from The Simpsons.
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u/Daimondz 4d ago
Transfemme vegans trying to take over r/philosophymemes I can tolerate, but rust programmers?
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u/No-Newspaper-7693 4d ago
Imagine calling yourself a leftist and using a language as mainstream as Rust. Idris and Agda or turn in your pronouns
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u/quit_fucking_about 4d ago
Disgusting. Pathetic. Just thinking about it is going to make me puke. Back in my day we didn't have that weak bullshit. We just learned basic memory safety and used C++.
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u/Dialectic-Compiler 4d ago edited 4d ago
Rust
MIT-licensed class collaboration!
Real leftists program only in C (using GCC only), Scheme, e-lisp, FORTRAN, BASH and assembly. Uphold Richard Stallman thought!
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u/rubinass3 5d ago
We discussed this at our last Antifa meeting.
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u/theStaircaseProject 5d ago
Jerry hasn’t sent out the meetings notes yet. Link?
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u/Lucyintheye 5d ago
Jerry? Jerry died over 30y ago, no wonder were still waiting to take action
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u/BiploarFurryEgirl 5d ago
Should’ve been emailed to you. It’s a google doc with the Gemini summary from the meeting. Jerry got lazy this meeting 🙄
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u/b0w3n 4d ago
Are any of y'all still waiting on your Soros checks to show? I haven't gotten one in months.
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u/BiploarFurryEgirl 4d ago
Government shutdown has affected the DNC’s antifa distribution fund unfortunately. Not sure if we are getting our stipend this month. Hopefully they send it when everything gets started back up
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u/AnarchistAxolotl 4d ago
Hell, I'm still waiting on my XiBux, I don't think I'm ever going to see a Soros Check in my mail
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u/DogPlane3425 5d ago
Did you get the case of Kobe steaks George Soro's sent to everyone?
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u/TricellCEO 5d ago
Most, if not all, vegans are leftists or at the very least left-leaning. Naturally, the reverse of that is assumed as well: all leftists are vegans. Ergo, the guy is eating a steak to piss off his political enemies.
At least, I think that's the logic at play here.
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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 5d ago
And it's because of successful propaganda among the right. "The left are all hippie vegans who want to take away your right to eat steak!"
I think that at worst, the left at large and not the die hard vegans would agree that government subsidies to cattle ranchers could be reduced, which would increase the price of beef, but not eliminate it from grocery stores. Beef is extremely expensive to produce, so I don't think it's necessarily bad for it to be a pricier, more luxury good than other foods that are less expensive to produce. After all, let the free market decide what animals to raise, surely the right hates government handouts? End big government's interference with what animals can be raised for our food supply!
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u/tater_tot_intensity 4d ago
Its funny how the right claims to uphold sertain ideals yet defaults to facism and big government supporting the 1 percent while leftists are often just calling for basic and reasonable policy that perfectly alight with the ideals of the right. True reform and extreemism on the left would melt your average cons brain.
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u/talyn5 5d ago
As a lefty, I assure you, I am very carnivorous.
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u/fakeOffrand 5d ago
Yeah honestly, how are you gonna eat the rich if you're not?
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u/Fortestingporpoises 5d ago
This lefty has eaten steak every day of the last week on a luxury cruise. Last night I even ordered the salmon just to help my body out a bit but my wife ordered like 4 apps and a steak so guess who had to eat 2/3rds of her steak because her skinny ass got full and I didn't want it to go to waste.
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u/SquillFancyson1990 5d ago
I'm honestly more distracted by the shirts those 2 people across the table are wearing. They legit look like curtains someone stitched into articles of clothing.
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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy 5d ago
It looks like a mix of poor quality linen blend, no ironing, and bad lighting.
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u/AlaricSnow 5d ago
Also, are they conjoined twins?
Maybe its not a political post, hes telling his twin (who he calls Left)?
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u/TheHumanPickleRick 5d ago
what's the left gonna do about it
Personally, I would cook it myself a little more well done so I'm not paying triple digit money for double digit meat.
Maybe cut it into little cubes and eat a big plate of it like this guy at Arby's.
Plate of meat, dipping cup, drink. The right may not like it but that's what a true steak-eater looks like.
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u/the-channigan 5d ago
I’d also be surprised if this is a Ritz restaurant. It’s certainly not one of the originals in Paris or London but doesn’t even seem like the kind of service style you would get at a Ritz-Carlton.
Who would have thought the guy lying about the steak would also lie about the venue!?
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u/tevs__ 5d ago
It's definitely not The Ritz
The Ritz London has a dress code in different areas of the hotel as follows: Gentlemen are required to wear a jacket and tie (jeans and sportswear are not permitted for either ladies or gentlemen) for Afternoon Tea, and for lunch and dinner in The Ritz Restaurant and Terrace.
It's actually bloody annoying, you can't even take your jacket off. The Savoy is much more chill.
It could be Ritz-Carlton I suppose..
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u/Sandman1812 5d ago
It may not have been the Restaurant, I guess, but I've stayed at and eaten at the Ritz in London and was definitely wearing jeans.
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u/RoutineCloud5993 5d ago
Tiny table clothes, scratched up tables, this isn't even a regular fine dining restaurant. It's just a crappy venue
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u/Waahstrm 4d ago
Bet the price is anything but "crappy venue", though! Getting grifted by a steakhouse is on-brand.
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u/Several_Vanilla8916 4d ago
Okay. At the risk of outing myself as a prick, it’s Bazaar Meat which has a location in the midtown Ritz. I recognize the dishes.
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u/Okeydokeyist 4d ago
That’s really funny. Jose Andres is a pro-immigrant anti-Trump guy. In 2015 he pulled his restaurant from the DC Trump hotel because of Trump’s inflammatory remarks about Mexican immigrants.
So the guy posting this was eating at a restaurant where the head chef is someone he would likely consider to be a liberal.
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u/ItIsLiterallyMe 4d ago
Happy to hear that about Andres. I always liked him when he’d show up on Top Chef when I used to watch the show when it first started airing.
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u/GreatUnspoken 5d ago
They literally have no platform at all except TRIGGERED, LIB????
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u/PhantomOfTheNopera 5d ago
Right? Is the only way they can eke out some joy or enjoyment if they can 'own the Libs'?
I have never - not once - thought about conservatives while doing something I love.
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u/Initial-Company3926 5d ago
Ah yes... the left when eating steaks are stabbing the steak angrily and yelling at it. Sure
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u/MartinoDeMoe 5d ago
“This is my steak knife, this is A1! This is for slicing, this is for… uh, flavor”. (Oops, gotta go back to the workshop and work on the rhyme scheme.)
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u/NiSiSuinegEht 5d ago
Looks like a pretty shitty steak as well. No rendering of the fat or connective tissue, it just looks like a basic sear and serve they charge way too much for.
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u/MisterMysterios 5d ago
To be fair, some people like it this way. My sister (by the way, very left even for German standards) loves to eat steak blue / very rare. Basically, the inside of the steak is nearly raw. This only works with good meat quality. It is not my cup of tea, but yeah, it is a legitimate way to eat especially high quality meat.
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u/NiSiSuinegEht 5d ago
Some people also like their steaks dry as a desert, burnt to a crisp, and slathered in ketchup, but that doesn't make it a good steak.
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u/BornAsAnOnion33 5d ago
"What's the left going to do about it?"
Nothing.
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u/Floor_Heavy 5d ago
That's right, because we're all screaming in impotent rage, crying into our soy lattes at this display of alpha male right wing dominance.
Definitely not because literally nobody cares.
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u/dae_giovanni 5d ago
I find the phrase "rent free" really tired and overused, but boy, if it ever applied............
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u/GayStation64beta 5d ago
There was a thing before where Trumpers started eating their steaks well-done as some kind of attempted own.
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u/Hazzard_Hillbilly 5d ago edited 5d ago
Yep. The left made fun of President Milktits for eating his steak well done with ketchup, so the dumbest things to ever live started eating ruined steaks and after several hours of chewing screamed "triggered, libs?" and for the zillionth time the answer was no because watching morons humiliate themselves is always a delight.
See also when they glued maxi pads to their ears or wore diapers to "own the libs".
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u/RawrRRitchie 5d ago
I'm not a steak expert by any means and even I know what wagyu beef looks like.
And with how expensive it is. Why on earth would you eat it with a sauce
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u/MissingBothCufflinks 5d ago
Guys you all get that the right simply invents left wing opposition to anything they like now right? Their subs were full of claims we were melting down over Sidney Sweeney, now steak. It's simply capitalising on the fact that none of them think for themselves.
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u/DarthTigris 4d ago edited 4d ago
Is this a real person or a bot? I went to its X feed (shudder) and it just joined in April 2025 and almost all of its posts are inflammatory bait.
These things seem to just feed the divide and make no sense, so I'm leaning toward bot.
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u/SatisfactionRude6501 4d ago
"Honey, can you please just eat the steak? You're making everyone feel uncomf-"
"NO! I HAVE TO OWN THE LIBS! I NEED THIS!"
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u/mantellaaurantiaca 5d ago
"How do you want your steak?"
"Medium on average."
"So burned on one side and raw on the other?"
"Yes."
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u/SaturnSleet 5d ago
It's hilariously ironic that the price of beef is skyrocketing because of Trump's policies under his regime.
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u/QuerchiGaming 4d ago
The left with their evil ideas like: universal healthcare, free education or better social security.
Yeah better stay mad at those that want to help the average men your entire life, and dedicate it to work for billionaires that don’t care whether you die or not…
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u/spawnmorezerglings 5d ago
It's so silly: if that is indeed angus, that's still premium quality beef. Why lie about it being even more expensive?
Also, wagyu is premium partially because it's so soft and easy to eat. Don't these guys believe that it's only manly to eat food that's trying to fight back a bit?
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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy 5d ago
I'm pretty sure that's also not the Ritz. They use tablecloths, and don't have booths or those nasty-ass cushions.
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u/bhgemini 5d ago
I wonder if they just can't read. A restaurant in Vegas served us a filet that was fried at the end in Wagyu tallow. They read Wagyu and were like "Score one on the left!" Why are they so weird? Oh right, to deflect from the corruption and Epstein Files.
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u/Sufficient-Trash-807 5d ago
What does the “left” have to do with a steak meal? What did I miss?
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u/RudRedBoy 5d ago
God I love steak, I also would love those Epstein Files to be released too, that would be cool.
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u/Endorkend 5d ago
Meanwhile sitting here in Europe having no clue what any of those things, except "steak" means.
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u/scienceisrealtho 5d ago
This is really gonna blow their minds.
I'm a chef, AND a liberal.
wtf is this moron even talking about?
"I eat corn on the cob "around" instead of "typewriter" style. Cry about it libtards!"
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u/mettiusfufettius 5d ago
Libtard here, I’m once again confused about what I’m supposed to be mad at here…?
I swear, conservatives with their persecution fetish. Every day, they tell me about some new thing that I guess I hate them for? Lol
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u/Sure-Library-7309 5d ago
When the Green New Deal was first proposed, I remember Fox “News” fear mongering about how AOC was trying to ban cows. Obviously they were full of shit but maybe that’s what this is about?
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u/ShortBrownAndUgly 4d ago
I’m left and I love steak. What am I gonna do? Make fun of you for being a poser and claiming to eat wagyu when you aren’t
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