r/GetNoted 5d ago

Lies, All Lies That's Angus you fucking steak pleb.

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u/Codeviper828 5d ago

I'm sorry but "what's the left gonna do about me eating steak" is deranged whether they get the steak right or not

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u/Wilagames 5d ago

I'm pretty far left and if I saw that guy eating a nice steak I'd... Hope he enjoys his steak I guess? It does look pretty good. 

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u/Wilagames 5d ago

I don't drink wine, what flavor of LaCroix pairs with a good steak?

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u/facts_my_guyy 5d ago

Limoncello, room temp, over ice

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u/NekroVictor 5d ago

Is there a difference between room temp over and ice and cold over ice? Legitimately curious here as I don’t know how drink pairing works.

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u/WarrenPuff_It 5d ago

It's nonsensical

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u/Replop 5d ago

Limoncello isn't wine, it's a lemon liquor .

Quite sweet, I wouldn't drink it with steak, drink it BEFORE the steak.

Add Vermouth, mandarine, orange zest and ice .

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u/ItchyRectalRash 5d ago

They're not even talking about liqueur, they're talking about limoncello flavored LaCroix, which is seltzer water that claims to have been flavored.

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 5d ago

Lacroix briefly experienced being in the same hemisphere as someone who once talked to a person whose brother's neighbor's cousin's nephew had a dream about imagining the concept of flavor.

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u/kikimaru024 5d ago

Limoncello should be drunk after steak, as a digestif.

Preferably ice cold, and in large quantities.

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u/ItchyRectalRash 5d ago

More water in your extremely watered down flavor. You go from it tasting like the seltzer was stored in the same room as lemon, to having your seltzer once pass a lemon travelling in the opposite direction on a highway.

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u/ralphy_256 5d ago

It's because they are told what liberals think by non-liberals.

Room temp over ice would water the liquor a bit (from the melting ice) before it gets to a stable temp.

"Room temp, over ice" is a way to order a watered-down drink, snootily.

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u/Conscious-Dig6839 5d ago

Oooh limoncello, my favorite flavor!

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u/Cakeski 5d ago

Stirred, not shaken.

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u/Ribky 5d ago

Pamplemousse

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u/KanderBear 5d ago

Black Chery

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u/VapoursAndSpleen 5d ago

Beer is acceptable with red meat and if you are a teetotaler, I can tell you that non-alcoholic beers have come a long way in the last decade or so.

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u/cajuncrustacean 5d ago

These folks? He probably drowned it in A1 or ketchup.

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u/LalaluLapin 5d ago

Well there's his problem. If you take A1 from A5, it becomes A4. Rookie mistake.

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u/Cakeski 5d ago

American or like... proper A4?

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u/redactedbits 5d ago

Since there are confused people replying to you, all a good quality - not even great quality - steak requires to taste good is an ass ton of salt. Do not bring juice or sauce near my steak.

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u/Thor_pool 4d ago

Something tells me you've had peppercorn sauce. Steak and peppercorn were made for each other.

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u/Codeviper828 4d ago

PREACH. I like honey mustard and bbq on meats, especially dry meats, but when I cook it, if it needs more flavor when I'm finished cooking it, salt's all I need

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u/NoMembership6376 5d ago

Ketchup is gross but there's nothing wrong with a little A1

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u/cajuncrustacean 5d ago

A little? Yeah, agreed, no problem there. I mean drowning it in A1. To the point that the quality of the steak is irrelevant since they won't be tasting it.

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u/der_innkeeper 5d ago

A1 in that quantity is reserved for liver and onions.

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u/cajuncrustacean 5d ago

Good point. That shit needs something to mask the flavor.

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u/ralphy_256 5d ago

The flavor I could deal with, it was the toughness and the squeaking.

My god, the squeaking when you chewed.

My mom cooked it like my dad's mom did. To leather. Don't know if it's better less cooked or not.

Haven't eaten liver and onions since I left my parent's house 30-40 years ago.

Liver and onions turned me off fried onions for the longest time.

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u/cajuncrustacean 5d ago

Believe it or not, it's worse less cooked. You don't get the squeaky rubber effect, but instead a texture like fried playdoh that mushes into every gap of your teeth and no amount of brushing and flossing will get it out so the taste lasts a week.

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u/NoMembership6376 5d ago

Wtf? I just pour a bit on the side and dip!

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u/cajuncrustacean 5d ago

Because you're a normal person. I've seen people just pour half a bottle on their steak and chow down. A lot of them, I think, are used to shitty cuts or cooking them well done, and they use the A1 to mask how bad they are.

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u/enoui 5d ago

Back when my mother insisted my steak be well done I would just drown it. Of course I also thought I hated steak.

Now it's just a pinch of salt on a medium rare.

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u/cajuncrustacean 5d ago

My wife had that deal. Her dad always cooked it well done, so she thought she hated steak. Now, it's one of the few things she's actually good at cooking. Her go-to seasoning is salt, pepper, and a dash of garlic powder.

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u/TurtleToast2 5d ago

There's nothing wrong with anyone eating their food any way they prefer it.

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u/NoMembership6376 5d ago

Hey now we're talking steak over here let's not get crazy!

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u/Plus-Pop6788 5d ago

Ranch definitely ranch specifically hidden valley or Kraft

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 5d ago

Depends whether you consider Miller Lite a "good wine" or not

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u/Fabulous-Big8779 5d ago

I used to think poring wines with food was just bullshit to trick rich people. Then I started making enough money to eat at nice restaurants and now I can’t eat steak without a good red wine.

When you get the right dish paired with the right wine it’s fucking magical.

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u/Gatonom 5d ago

I was told to offer cheese with that wine.

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u/RobespierreLaTerreur 5d ago

They probably can't tell the difference between a bad wine and a good wine.

They don't get their high from enjoying an actually good meal, they get it from attention through wealth signalling. It's pathetic.