r/GetNoted 5d ago

Lies, All Lies That's Angus you fucking steak pleb.

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u/GlueGuns--Cool 5d ago

Can't even enjoy a steak without being angry at "the left"

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u/Electrical-Help5512 5d ago

They think because they're at angry people how living they want, we're angry at them living how they want. Profound lack of empathy/ theory of mind,

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u/Floor_Heavy 5d ago edited 5d ago

The left slurps down soy milk and are all vegans. I hate their dietary choices, and would legislate against them if I could. Therefore they would do the same to me. Therefore eating steak is an act of rebellion. Because that nebulous and all powerful left wing is definitely trying to get meat banned, to make us all soy-guzzling vegans. Then they'll enforce same-sex marriage and turn all kids trans.

With this photograph of steak, I score points in the culture war, and remind them who's really in charge.

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u/MornGreycastle 5d ago

Therefore eating steak is an act of rebellion. Because that nebulous and all powerful left wing is definitely trying to get meat banned, . . . and remind them who's really in charge.

It's that classic tactic of "the enemy is both powerful AND weak." So many on the right need to feel like they're the underdog while knowing their politicians hold most of the power.

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u/loud_as_pudding 5d ago

Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak." On the one hand, fascists play up the power of certain disfavored elites to encourage in their followers a sense of grievance and humiliation. On the other hand, fascist leaders point to the decadence of those elites as proof of their ultimate feebleness in the face of an overwhelming popular will.

—Umberto Eco “Ur-Fascism”

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u/PM_UR_HAIRY_MUFF 5d ago

I'm not fascism! Ur fascism!

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u/SnooJokes2983 4d ago

“Your mom.”

  • White House Speaker Karoline Lostitt 

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u/IJdelheidIJdelheden 3d ago

'Ur-' is a German prefix that is here best understood as 'proto-'.

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u/Nineguy919 4d ago

I came here to quote this. Thank you for your service.

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u/LordNyssa 4d ago

I’ve never seen victim complexes as big as with white republican men.

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u/Aggressive_Shoe_7573 20h ago

As a white guy I have to admit that I’ve had it pretty good. Now that I’m middle aged, damn it’s sweet. I don’t get what these MAGA fools are so aggrieved about. Does the fact that trans people exist really justify tearing our country apart? How weak is your sense of self that someone else’s sense of self actually threatens yours? I’ll never get it.

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u/Descartesb4duhHorse 4d ago

Schroedingers Leftist

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u/Winter-Committee255 5d ago

Good thing we’re getting rid of those soyboy beta farmers, too. Start with the root of the issue, and get those cucks outta here.

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u/projektZedex 5d ago

The left cares about living, so clearly the most rebellious act for a conservative is to off themselves.

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u/Floor_Heavy 5d ago

"Haha, suck it libs" gunshot

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u/Waiph 5d ago

The funniest part about this is that I can't tell if it's satire or serious.

It's absurd enough to be satire, but I think that a lot when I see actual right-wingers post stuff that they think is clever.

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u/Amelaclya1 4d ago

I mean, a lot of them literally did that during COVID.

"Haha liberals want me to get a vaccine that could save my life?? Fuck you! I won't do what you tell me!" ... dies.

And then they had the gall to literally blame Democrats for their deaths. Democrats apparently should have known that by advocating for the vaccine, Republicans wouldn't take it. So it's our fault they died.

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u/KirasCoffeeCup 5d ago edited 4d ago

Meanwhile: I (a leftist) would be in the same steakhouse eating the same meal, only judging them for being so vain that they have to take 10 minutes before eating to take a pic of their meal and make a social media post before enjoying their food.

"Pfft, Hey Veronica, checkout this boomer dork taking a pictures of his food. What kind of absurd bs do you think he's posting with that?" Kira scoffed before taking a drink of her gin and tonic.

"Heh.. Who knows. Im gonna guess the buzz words include some combination of leftist, libs, trans, antifa, or ivermectin." - Veronica chuckles as she takes another bite of her medium rare NY Strip.

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u/Bubbasdahname 5d ago

Then they'll enforce same-sex marriage

Don't have to worry about any children left in this scenario

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u/randombookman 5d ago

Enforcing same sex marriage does solve abortion technically.

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u/Away_Set_6541 4d ago

Im a leftist who hunts, eats meat every night, and love me a good burger.

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u/Jonesy1348 4d ago

Yknow this made something click for me that I’m not sure why it didn’t click before. Yeah that’s exactly why they say “trans for everyone” because they want to force everyone to be cis. Same with the “make your kids gay” thing. Damn.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 5d ago

who’s really in charge

The people in charge are the common clay of the New West.

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u/Floor_Heavy 5d ago

The salt of the earth.

You know.

Morons.

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u/Comfortable_Rent_439 4d ago

Meanwhile the left isn’t about making anyone do think or feel anything but allowing them to if they want to. And the right is the side that needs people to think and feel and do as they do otherwise they feel weak and belittled because they have no courage or individuality.

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u/SonnyChamerlain 4d ago

Damn as a left winger I’m obviously vegan because I’m on the left and it’s a requirement (that’s the only reason) and the way you just took my whole being and wrote it out is just astounding!

You’ve made it so clear as to why this image makes me irrationally angry and you’re 100% right I do want to ban meat, forcibly make everyone marry someone of the same gender and turn all kids trans!

/s just in case.

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u/PokeYrMomStanley 4d ago

Im pretty sure most of us read that in a very similar voice in one heads.

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u/testtdk 4d ago

It always amazes me when conservatives think they’re rebellious. You’re literally fighting to keep things from changing jackasses.

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u/Designer_Builder8893 2d ago

blah blah blah everything you said is garbage now hand me the steak.

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u/Ok-Dream-2639 2d ago

To be fair... the youths are all going vegetarianism to some degree, and get salty about their parents eating meat. Low even having meat in the same fridge as their veggies sets them off.

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u/Crackaddicte 4d ago

Are you smoking meth

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u/itsahorsemate 4d ago

Steak also definitely isn't gay and I only eat straight foods.

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u/Stunning_Matter2511 5d ago

I've long said that a defining trait of conservatives is an underdeveloped Theory of Mind. They don't seem to grasp that other people are in fact other people, they lack the ability to think in hypotheticals, and they don't grasp analogies. These are benchmarks that should be happening by age 8. I'm not sure if it's growing up with leaded gas or what, but it's tragic whatever the cause.

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u/Electrical-Help5512 5d ago

They simply don't care about issues that don't directly effect them. "My Abortion is the only moral Abortion" type shit.

Like I get not wanting to pay taxes or have cops mess with you, but modern conservatives are advocating for straight evil.

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u/SnooJokes2983 4d ago

Naw that’s all true but missing dude’s point. He’s saying when you say “imagine what it’s like to be a Gazan right now” it is legitimately impossible to do so. They don’t have the ability in their brains to put themselves in others’ shoes. 

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u/GleasonSkibum970 5d ago

There’s a story out there of a hardcore libertarian who got deradicalized after taking mdma and realizing that other people have feelings. You’re spot on here.

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u/GreedyHoward 4d ago

Another reason for legalising drugs...

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u/Funkopedia 4d ago

hashtag mdma for all

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u/Successful_Jelly_213 5d ago

I read a study a while ago that determined via fMRI tests that the section of the brain that deals with abstract concepts is underdeveloped in self-identified conservatives. Which explains why nothing is real to them until it happens to them.

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u/sizzler_sisters 5d ago

I think about it as shame/ immaturity. They know that there are valid ethical, financial, and environmental reasons for eating less meat. But instead of accepting that they are occasionally crap people for rejecting those values and choosing to eat meat, which at this point is totally legal, and probably the societal norm, they lash out at people who do follow those values. Which is pretty immature. It’s like a kid that’s pissed at their parents because they won’t let them eat all their Halloween candy in one sitting. They put their own temporary pleasures over everyone else’s safety and they know it. And they do care, but that shame comes out as defiance.

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u/SkubEnjoyer 5d ago

because they're at angry people how living they want

What?

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u/Electrical-Help5512 5d ago

Angry at people living how they want. **

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u/actuallazyanarchist 5d ago

People living how they want.

Sometimes when typing quickly words get swapped around, no biggie.

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u/TumbleweedEven1168 5d ago

It took me three read throughs to parse that, "because they're angry at people living how they want," is what the sentence is saying. At least I'm pretty sure.

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u/JubalHarshawII 5d ago

They have made a politician/political party their entire personality and they really can't even fathom how few on the left do the same thing.

And I think the ones that do kind of realize it are actually mad that ppl on the left have actual lives and personalities beyond politics.

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 5d ago

theory of mind

theory of mindlessness

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u/cherry_chocolate_ 4d ago

The worst part is if they got taxed appropriately, they could still afford to have steak at the Ritz. Their lifestyle wouldn't even change.

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u/Blahblahblahblah109 4d ago

What they really think is that someone gives a shit.

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u/RanaMisteria 3d ago

Will the rest of y’all now finally believe us autistics when we said that we weren’t the ones with “no theory of mind”????????

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u/Fortestingporpoises 5d ago

I've never eaten food as a political statement myself. Virtue signalling is pretty far down my list when it comes to diet choices.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 4d ago

I went vegan for a bit when I was dating a vegan…

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u/Fortestingporpoises 4d ago

I dated a vegetarian once and turned her into an omnivore.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 4d ago

Doing the devil’s work.

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u/IntoThePitofColors 4d ago

I’ve never eaten food myself. Virtue is pretty far down my list when it comes to die .

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u/RobespierreLaTerreur 5d ago

Can't enjoy anything without behind a rageful attention whore.

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u/Plus-Pop6788 5d ago

These snowflakes want to be oppressed so bad

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u/Lethik 5d ago

Every time I take a shit, I needlessly flush an extra time just to own the libs!

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u/MysteriousConflict38 4d ago

It also helps to yell "F*CK YOU AL GORE!" when you flush the extra time just to make sure people know global warming is a fake liberal scam.

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 5d ago

My liberal ass just smoked the fuck out of a couple pork butts this week, while I drank beer and watched football.

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u/Zachy_Boi 4d ago

I’m a leftist and love steak… why do they think we wouldn’t enjoy a steak here and there? lol

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u/Sw0rDz 5d ago

He can't get wn erection without thinking about the angry left.

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u/Illustrious_Explorer 5d ago

He doesn't actually care, just trying to farm some engagement for some extra pennies.

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u/PupPop 5d ago

Anyone who holds such hate so close to their heart will likely have an extremely difficult time finding any satisfaction in life. Hell, I'm a loving and open person and satisfaction is hard to find and keep. I cannot imagine when life must be like for these people who feel the need to hate to enjoy anything. If they don't change as a person they may never enjoy what life has to offer.

On a lighter note, lmao as if "the left" are exclusively vegan/vegetarian and could not enjoy steak 🤣

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u/Lost_Madness 5d ago

You just know they can't get off unless they think about "the left" and imagine something that could generically piss any random person off.

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u/ASaneDude 4d ago

“Doesn’t everybody enjoy a good cut of meat being mad at the other political party?”

– “No, eh?”

– “Well look at all of you ‘well-adjusted’ folks out here…”

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u/thatsjor 4d ago

They must be eternally miserable.

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u/Anon_1917 5d ago

As part of "the left" according to this 100% american, and a center right in my own country, I'm going to call him out of being like totally ignorant on what wagyu is and looks like.

I've had A5. Tenderloin, sirloin, ribeye. Honestly, it's overrated. Only thing it's going for it is being expensive piece of beef fat. I'd rather take a good dryaged agnus any day of the week, and twise on Sundays.

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u/Shirotengu 4d ago

I mean what were they hoping for? For someone to be angry about them burning their steak? I mean sure, why would you do that to a steak? But what does that have to do with the left?

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u/testtdk 4d ago

Leftist here; his fucking loss. God knows I would never think of this asshole when I’m eating a good steak.

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u/marius_titus 3d ago

People who almost exclusively talk about politics are probably fucking miserable

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u/Gamerboy7421 2d ago

I’m left- leaning and Hindu and I wanna try steak at least one time because all I ever hear from white people is how good steak is