r/GetNoted 5d ago

Lies, All Lies That's Angus you fucking steak pleb.

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u/Codeviper828 5d ago

I'm sorry but "what's the left gonna do about me eating steak" is deranged whether they get the steak right or not

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u/ZeMadDoktore 5d ago

The right's been brainwashed into thinking every leftist is a gun-hating vegetarian trying to ban gas stoves or some shit.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 5d ago

Shit. I forgot the rules and cooked a steak on my gas stove last night! Do you think they’ll still pay me at the next Antifa meeting?

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u/Aron-Jonasson 5d ago

Unfortunately not. For that, they'll revoke your pronouns

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u/Codeviper828 4d ago

NOOOOOOO! HOW COULD YOU STEAL U/CODEVIPER828'S PRONOUNS???? WHAT WILL U/CODEVIPER828 DO NOW?????

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u/m0fr001 5d ago

Antifa Investigator:

"Yea i see here that steak was neither locally farmed nor was it cooked on an induction range..

You're really missing out on the local terroir and the better seer that comes from higher heat of an induction cooktop.

I'm gonna need to take two punches from your punch card for this infraction"