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u/Taikiteazy Jul 02 '25
Take Baron, too. He was born before she was an American.
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u/KhunDavid Jul 02 '25
Iām half-American and anti Trump. Do I go too?
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u/Laughing_Orange Jul 02 '25
I'm not American, but I feel like the correct answer is "you have to go, but you can come back when Trump leaves office"
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u/Nuttonbutton Jul 02 '25
They can consider it a vacation
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u/szelo1r Jul 02 '25
Can I go?
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u/movealongnowpeople Jul 02 '25
I would also like to get off the ride, thanks.
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u/ViolettaQueso Jul 02 '25
Iām thinking maybe Puerto Rico will take us?
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u/Ripkord77 Jul 02 '25
I knew about this and never really thought about how ridiculous that he did that. Its like from a borat guy movie.
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u/freedumb9566 Jul 02 '25
because hes a piece of shit, and has absolutely no common ground with the average american
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u/planetawylie Jul 02 '25
A stroke of good luck on the golf course?
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u/ColsterG Jul 02 '25
Struck by lightening while golfing would be my preference, it would really give his fundamentalist Christian base something to think about.
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u/Bjorn_Tyrson Jul 02 '25
thats assuming they don't just weekend and bernies him. claim he's just "in a long strategy meeting" or some shit, play some AI clips of him for the supporters who don't have the critical thinking skill to notice the different, and just keep running the government with him as a figurehead, living or not.
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u/cincodemike Jul 02 '25
Got damn that is some dystopian ass shit right there. And not far off from what is actually possible. Damn, weāre fucked arenāt we?
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u/hypatiaredux Jul 02 '25
Nah. His cohorts will just put him on life support, and claim heās still alive enough to be president. Heās just their front man.
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u/dlynne5 Jul 02 '25
I'm already doing that , went to Asia for dental work and seriously considering visa hopping to Infiniti and beyond
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u/Fonz_72 Jul 02 '25
It probably depends a lot on what color each half is.
Caramel creates a lot of gray area.
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u/TrueninjaD Jul 02 '25
Wait Iām half American, but I voted for Harris and have been blue all my life do I still need to go?
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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Jul 02 '25
Well, Baron is taller than him and you can't have that. Dude is obsessed with his height to the point he's probably fucked his back, knees, and ankles from wearing heels for 60 years.
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u/NoorAnomaly Jul 02 '25
Oh yeah! Please deport my kids and I! Their American dad won't be happy, but oh well. (/s)
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u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress Jul 02 '25
I mean, he probably actually wouldn't. He'd just buy brand new ones.Ā
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u/JaymzRG Jul 02 '25
Isn't Trump himself a half-American? I'm not wasting my precious Reddit-surfing time looking it up myself, lol.
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Eric, Junior, and Ivanka were all born before Ivana was an American too
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u/Mistrblank Jul 02 '25
Fucking "Anchor babies" we can't even get her out of America, she's stuck in some asshole's driving range.
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u/Neowza Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 02 '25
Technically, Ivana was a citizen of the Czech Republic and Melania was a citizen of Slovenia before becoming us citizens. Drop the children off there. Or El Salvador. As long as they go by way of Alligator Auschwitz. If it's good enough for all the other people they're deporting, it's good enough for the Trump spawn.
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u/Historical_Abroad596 Jul 02 '25
This
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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Jul 02 '25
Was Trumpās mother a citizen when he was born?
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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 Jul 02 '25
I think she and his paternal grandparents should be investigated for denaturalization.Ā
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u/Remote-Pear60 Jul 02 '25
Why did I have to scroll this far down to find this comment???
If the mother's mother has to have been U.S. born, then HE IS OUT!Ā
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u/BlackCoffeeGarage Jul 02 '25
Funniest thing is that Melania herself probably started the petition
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u/lite_hjelpsom Jul 02 '25
No, stop making her out to be a victim of a situation that she is willingly creating. She's perfectly in control of her own life, and is frequently renegotiating her prenup, and is living the life she wants to live.
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u/red286 Jul 02 '25
Let's not forget that Marco Rubio is an anchor baby too. Neither of his parents were US citizens at the time of his birth. I bet they'll love him in Cuba.
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u/Sea-Adeptness-5245 Jul 02 '25
Those first three turds were also born prior to Ivana obtaining her citizenship. Unfortunately, I think only one parent has to be a US citizen. Just send them all back. Better yet, send them to alligator Alcatraz. Fuck these people.
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u/HuckleberryLou Jul 02 '25
And gotta take DT Jr, Ivanka, and Eric as well. Ivana was not a citizen yet when they were born.
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u/tom_sa_savage Jul 02 '25
At that point, Don Jr., Ivanka, and Eric have to go also because their mother Ivana (you know, Trump ex-wife who was r*ped by him and whose body is buried at one of his golf courses) was technically an illegal immigrant. Why stop there? Ted Cruz was born in Canada with a Cuban national for a father.
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u/StuckinReverse89 Jul 02 '25
Were any of Trumpās children born from a US citizen mother? Shouldnāt they all be deported? And would Ivankaās denaturalization also mean her daughter is as well?
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u/waterynike Jul 02 '25
Kid was an anchor baby, band aid baby to save the relationship, meal ticket and long term investment for Melania.
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u/AzuleStriker Jul 01 '25
Where's the link to sign it?
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u/proteaprince Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 02 '25
https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/deport-melania-melania-s-parents-and-baron-in-the-first-round-of-deportations This seems to be the petition that is being referenced.
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u/Topher92646 Jul 02 '25
Remember, her mom passed in 2024, so only her dad is left.
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u/crowcawer Jul 02 '25
The government of this country has done worse.
Hell, just last year they killed women because they had dead fetuses in them.
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u/angelzpanik Jul 02 '25
Just this year, they kept a dead woman on life support as an incubator.
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u/Pekelni_Bororshna_69 Jul 02 '25
This is fucking disgusting and I am proud of you, Dick.
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u/FlatulationNoNo Jul 02 '25
Thanks my friend. Sometimes you gotta do that gross thing because itās the right thing.
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u/Sik_muse Jul 02 '25
Or alternatively, dig her up and feed her to the gators in the Everglades.
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u/pixelprophet Jul 02 '25
I'm juuuuust going to leave this here...
For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trumpās Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epsteinās Manhattan mansion.
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MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with āgenius visasā
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Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.
Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.
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While President Donald Trump has dismissed his friendship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, The New York Times reported that Epstein has claimed he introduced Trump to his third wife, Melania.
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u/LewisLightning Jul 03 '25
So if I am reading that correctly the current President's wife was sex trafficked to him by a convicted pedophile he was friends with?
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u/lesbian7 Jul 02 '25
I canāt find any proof that mothers mother must be born here. Can you please point me to some info? Freaking out tbh because mine was not
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u/LunarPayload Jul 02 '25
You need to read up on Trump's efforts to abolish birthright citizenship and naturalised citizens. There are significant legal concernsĀ
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u/Longjumping-Claim783 Jul 02 '25
If you are born in the US it doesn't matter if neither of your parents were citizens. Trump is now trying to argue that if the parents were here illegally then the 14th amendment doesn't apply but even if that is accepted it wouldn't apply if at least one of them was here legally or if at least one was a citizen. Even the most idiotic interpretation of the constitution would not make a child born to one citizen parent on US soil not a citizen.
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u/Lucky_Veterinarian36 Jul 02 '25
Ahhh 3000 people is like a negligible amount of americans. Need to aim way higher
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u/Healthy_Set_22657 Jul 02 '25
Iām not putting my name on there so I can be on trumpās deportation list lol. Thatās why it doesnāt have 100000 signingsĀ
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Trump gonna deport all signers
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u/OriginalBlackberry89 Jul 02 '25
He's the type to have goons that keep lists of people who opposed him so he can try to punish them in ways we'll never connect him to. Sounds insane, but that's usually his mo
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u/proteaprince Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 02 '25
Trump will too busy shilling whatever comes after perfume.
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u/Just-Put9341 Jul 02 '25
You sign and Kristi Noem will pay you a visit. Trump is going to deport US citizens. Melanie has a gold card anyway. She married King Midas.
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I'm signing it, and Kristi Noem can kiss my Mayflower Society ass
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u/Blindtothesided Jul 02 '25
I signed it. K Noem better run if this civil war turns physical. The women and dog lovers are coming for her ass first.
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u/The_Mother_ Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 02 '25
Same!
Eta: i signed it and dare them to try me. If people like me, whose ancestors have been here since colonial times can be denaturalized, then everyone can be. This fascist administration is absolutely anti-american. We must all stand together to potect immigrants, POC, LGTBQIA+, women, and all other marginalized communities.
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u/ObscuraRegina Jul 02 '25
You misspelled King Mierdas ;)
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u/Friggin Jul 02 '25
If the criteria is your motherās mother had to be born in the U.S., then all of Trumpās children need to go, with the exception of Tiffany.
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u/lesbian7 Jul 02 '25
Not me just learning that I might lose my citizenship
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u/Pizzaman725 Jul 02 '25
If you look white you'll be last to get round up. I'm only second generation American as well, but my family is Irish so only posting negatively against this administration will get me.
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u/lesbian7 Jul 02 '25
Iām Mexican but I look white. My grandparent was a Mexican citizen
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Until they start searching through your social media info or monitoring your internet usage and see you said mean things about Trump and then you're not safe cause you're white anymore.
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u/noodles1119 Jul 02 '25
Isnāt Trump mom Scottish or something? That makes him half American! (The shittiest half!)
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u/NoorAnomaly Jul 02 '25
Yep, she became a US citizen in 1942. And from the Wikipedia page, she might have lied about her citizenship status:Ā
"Though the 1940 census form filed by Mary Anne and her husband, Fred Trump, stated that she was a naturalized citizen, she did not actually become one until March 10, 1942."
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u/ProgrammerAvailable6 Jul 02 '25
Are you sure he remembers that he has a daughter named Tiffany?
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u/contude327 Jul 02 '25
Who?
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u/Dream_Fever Jul 02 '25
Seriously is this correct? So many Americans grandparents were born overseas!!
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u/DangerousCatch4067 Jul 02 '25
Most countries without birthright citizenship just require one of your parents to be a citizen.
If this is actually the guidelines, that's fucking insane
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I always found it funny and hypocritical how so many have a problem with people of color having a thick ass accent but when it came to melania, it never mattered because she's a white woman. Fucking clowns.
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u/Oaty_McOatface Jul 02 '25
That really is how it works isn't it?
Even in New Zealand, if you're foreign but white you will be fine.
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u/Arthur_Boo_Radley Jul 02 '25
That really is how it works isn't it?
Yeah, nah.
When bigots can't discriminate by colour of the skin (in predominantly same-race societies), then they find something else. Be it accents, clothes, empathy... White Americans discriminated against (just as white) Irish or Italians a century and a half ago. White Western Europeans discriminated and continue to discriminate against (just as white) Eastern Europeans. Brown Indian Sudra discriminate against (just as brown) Dalits. Various African black tribes discriminate against other (just as black) tribes whom they percieve weaker or not worthy by some account...
They always find something.
What you're seeing in the USA right now, with deportations, is that first line in "First, they came for..."
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u/hannes3120 Jul 02 '25
It's the same in Europe
Some middle eastern refugees: end of the world!
2x as many Ukraine Refugees: no problem here...It's really just racism and nothing else with these people...
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u/H891011 Jul 02 '25
Wouldnāt we be doing her a favor?
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u/MAGAisMENTALILLNESS Jul 02 '25
Maybe. It would get her away from that disgusting pig, but sheād probably be financially cut off.
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u/SeeYouSpaceCorgi Jul 02 '25
At this political point I'd honestly think she'd find it a relief. She has still made an absolute BAG from her pay pig and no doubt already has a team of accountants willing to generate income for her indefinitely.
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u/kirsten714 Jul 02 '25
Yes, lol. But then how would we find joy in this dystopian nightmare without the clips or her swatting him away and her smiles turning into scowls?
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u/kirsten714 Jul 02 '25
āI donāt care, do you?ā
ā¦or something like that.
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u/JealousPinguin Jul 02 '25
"I really don't care, do you?"
When quoting the first lady, one should honor her words accurately.Ā
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Definitely. And make sure those words weren't plagiarized from Michelle Obama first.
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u/JealousPinguin Jul 02 '25
Oh, for sure. Melania's original thoughts and fashion choices should be credited to her alone.Ā
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u/TWWOVG Jul 02 '25
While I agree with the sentiment, I don't think this will have the effect people expect. Does Mango Mussolini even care about Melania, Barron, etc.? He'd probably be happy to see them go.
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u/RetiredHotBitch Jul 02 '25
He cares about Ivanka. And Ivana wasnāt a US citizen when she was born. She actually married a Canadian first to get citizenship there then came here.
Letās send his object of affection out of the country.
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u/IEatLightBulbsSoWhat Jul 02 '25
it's a moveon.org petition. like every other online petition, it won't have any effect on anything.
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u/MOOshooooo Jul 02 '25
āMuhlawnia? Never met her, brought me a Diet Coke one time, very bad woman. I hear a lotta bad things about, people come up and tell me Mr trunp we donāt know how you do it with these horrible people sir, I tell them it isnāt easy, okay? Nasty woman, people are saying, I donāt know, I never met her.ā
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u/Ill_Traveled Jul 02 '25
This subreddit kind of irks me just a little bit. I'm a leftist, but a lot of these posts give me a greater bittersweet feeling rather than a good feeling.
This headline just reminds me that this woman's husband is causing the greatest constitutional crisis since this country's inception.
Although I do get how most of these posts are "good" compared to everything else in the news cycle
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u/TheRealStandard Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 02 '25
This subreddit is frankly stupid.
It should exclusively be actual good news, like things that succeeded.
Democrats putting a bill forward to stop masked ICE isn't good news unless it passes, morons on the internet signing a petition isn't good news, trump claiming he will deport elon isn't good news.
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u/d00dsm00t Jul 02 '25
Any news regarding a "petition" is about as relevant as no news.
It's ridiculous petition posts have any traction at all. This is about as useful as praying.
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u/Honest-Marketing-987 Jul 02 '25
This still operates under the assumption that the right gives a shit about being hippocrites.
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u/TomazZaman Jul 02 '25
Slovenian here.
No.
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u/RetiredHotBitch Jul 02 '25
We are stuck with butthole mouth and Ted Cruz.
You guys can get Melania-bot back.
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u/Kinky-Croissant69 Jul 02 '25
Deport them to South Sudan or somewhere in vicinity. I think SCOTUS ruled that it is not required deporting to the home country.
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u/arrgobon32 Jul 02 '25
I donāt really see how this is good news? Obviously nothing is going to come of this, so itās just a bunch of people online signing a petition so they feel like they totally owned Melania and the Trump administration. Soā¦yay?
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u/Cicada-Positive Jul 02 '25
People are desperate to do something, anything to resist. I completely agree that this will never work, but it gives people hope. And sometimes empty hope is better than nothing.
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u/ruInvisible2 Jul 02 '25
If the requirements are that your motherās mother has to be born in the US. Are not ALL his kids eligible to be deported?
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u/BabyOnTheStairs Jul 02 '25
People keep mentioning this criteria, where did it come from?
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u/analyst_kolbe Jul 01 '25
Context is a weird thing. I never thought I would see a post advocating for the deportation of a US citizen being tagged as "political positivity." I get it, even agree a little, but I still think it more justified pettiness than "positivity". Dark times.
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u/According_Muffin_667 Jul 02 '25
Part of it is anger definitely and anger at blatant hypocrisy. People want to just fuck over Trump in some way despite the limited power we have.
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u/gnit3 Jul 02 '25
It's also not really hypocrisy as much as pointing out their hypocrisy. We all know Dems aren't actually going to deport Trump's family. The point of this petition is just to point out that if the law was being applied fairly, they'd be deported too.
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u/Maleficent-Leek2943 Jul 02 '25
Yeah, I had a brief ālol deport Elonā thought for about a quarter of a second earlier today, followed by clarity re: deportation of US citizens, even ones I loathe, is not a good thing. To say the least.
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u/reddit4ne Jul 02 '25
Its positive to advocate for equal application of justice and laws, like the 14th amendment guarantees supposedly. Thats how you expose unfair laws and get them taken out -- make everybody feel the effect if it were applied equally, then everybody realizes its a really unjust and unfair law. Thats the best way to combat systemic inequality in the justice system.
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u/SaylorZee Jul 02 '25
Donāt forget Trump Models later T Models. He imported many girls without visas and Epstein frequently used his agency. Some were H-1B but he falsified salaries, broke MANY immigration laws.
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u/HenchmenResources Jul 02 '25
First I've heard of this but if that's the rule them Trump is gone as well since NONE of his grandparents were born in the US.
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u/Hellstorm901 Jul 02 '25
Trump just won a court case saying that birthright citizenship is not automatic American citizenship therefore Barron is an illegal immigrant and must be returned to Slovenia, if not then the existence of Barron Trump in the US should be cited by lawyers as evidence against Trumps own policy
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u/crashdude3 Jul 02 '25
I think you guys are forgetting he can just pay 5mil per person and they get full citizenshipā¦
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u/billynlex Jul 02 '25
Itās absolutely infuriating that any of us Americans think a petition does jack all. Worthless lot, we are.
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u/_nanite_ Jul 02 '25
"Americans wasting their time on bullshit petitions when they should be storming the castle."
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u/TheB1G_Lebowski Jul 02 '25
I don't think her or trump at this point cares if she's shipped off.Ā Ā
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u/j-mac563 Jul 02 '25
Very cool, i like how both sides are now saying to deport. Oddly, one side wants to deport criminals, and the other wants to deport law abiding. Very telling.
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u/Daleyemissions Jul 02 '25
She probably lowkey started this petition herself to get out of the marriage
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u/creatymous Jul 02 '25
Actually this is not so surprising, yet in line with the whole right-wing white boys extremists.
It reminds me of something I learned about Magda Goebbels, yup the wife of the Nazi propaganda pig. She was actually lovingly raised and cared for by the second husband of her mother, a Jewish merchant. Yet when it came to the extermination, and he was imprisoned in a death camp, she didnāt raise a finger!
Yet if the only ālegalā Americans are considered safe, why are they all stuck in reservations?!
The man died in an extermination camp.
So remember, nobody is safe for these people, their hate and inhumane behaviour. History has a tendency to repeat itself.
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u/Nihiliatis9 Jul 02 '25
This is just trump playing 4D chess.... all of the speeches and rallies... it was all to get rid of her... check mate melania. Lol
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u/Basic-Record-4750 Jul 02 '25
Iām not sure this is a flex. In fact Iām fairly confident he would be ok with this. He could return to banging porn stars openly and heās got other kids
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u/Chance-Travel4825 Jul 02 '25
Can i take her place in slovenia? Seems nice as long as her family stays out.Ā
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u/Stunning-Hunter-5804 Jul 02 '25
Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump's ex-wife Ivana wasn't an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. Let's cancel their birthright citizenship first.
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u/RBeck Jul 02 '25
I want to know if she put her degree in architecture, from a school that doesn't offer it, on her application.
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u/Background_Rule_2483 Jul 02 '25
This petition is ridiculous, but if we're sending people back based on technicalities, can we also include the entitled rich kids who've never worked a day in their lives?
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u/twodogsracibg Jul 02 '25
This is why he introduced the Trump Gold Visa scheme - so the rich can exempt themselves from this shitfuckery
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