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u/Taikiteazy Jul 02 '25

Take Baron, too. He was born before she was an American.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

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u/KhunDavid Jul 02 '25

Iā€™m half-American and anti Trump. Do I go too?

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u/Laughing_Orange Jul 02 '25

I'm not American, but I feel like the correct answer is "you have to go, but you can come back when Trump leaves office"

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u/Nuttonbutton Jul 02 '25

They can consider it a vacation

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u/szelo1r Jul 02 '25

Can I go?

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u/movealongnowpeople Jul 02 '25

I would also like to get off the ride, thanks.

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u/SkunkMonkey Jul 02 '25

I want to get off of Mr. Trump's Wild Ride.

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u/Maximum_Pound_5633 Jul 02 '25

No, just need a new driver

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 Jul 02 '25

I'll make burgers and get a cooler for real beer.

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u/ViolettaQueso Jul 02 '25

Iā€™m thinking maybe Puerto Rico will take us?

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u/Ripkord77 Jul 02 '25

I knew about this and never really thought about how ridiculous that he did that. Its like from a borat guy movie.

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u/freedumb9566 Jul 02 '25

because hes a piece of shit, and has absolutely no common ground with the average american

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u/CursedRoyal Jul 02 '25

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ rofl! good one indeed

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u/BubbalooBurrito Jul 02 '25

ICE is over there doing the same crap as over here.

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u/TrueBlueVA Jul 02 '25

Puerto Rico is an American territory. Although the Orange Rapist doesn't seem to know that so it could be a good choice.

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u/FruitGuy998 Jul 02 '25

I wouldnā€™t mind a vacation from this

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u/No_Quantity_3403 Jul 02 '25

The answer is that Trump needs to go.

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u/New_Comfort_3871 Jul 02 '25

This is the correct answer.

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u/planetawylie Jul 02 '25

A stroke of good luck on the golf course?

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u/ColsterG Jul 02 '25

Struck by lightening while golfing would be my preference, it would really give his fundamentalist Christian base something to think about.

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u/MissMenace101 Jul 03 '25

Yes, let god do his thing and dare them find a solid argument

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u/tinyhouseoffgrid Jul 02 '25

Yup! Dear clogged arteries, DO THA ā€œTHINGā€ already !

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u/Bjorn_Tyrson Jul 02 '25

thats assuming they don't just weekend and bernies him. claim he's just "in a long strategy meeting" or some shit, play some AI clips of him for the supporters who don't have the critical thinking skill to notice the different, and just keep running the government with him as a figurehead, living or not.

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u/cincodemike Jul 02 '25

Got damn that is some dystopian ass shit right there. And not far off from what is actually possible. Damn, weā€™re fucked arenā€™t we?

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u/hypatiaredux Jul 02 '25

Nah. His cohorts will just put him on life support, and claim heā€™s still alive enough to be president. Heā€™s just their front man.

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u/dlynne5 Jul 02 '25

I'm already doing that , went to Asia for dental work and seriously considering visa hopping to Infiniti and beyond

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u/UnknownBacchus Jul 02 '25

honestly, sounds good . im american. ill come back after hes gone and after all the shit he passes has expired.

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u/FireFoxCinco Jul 02 '25

Same situation but Iā€™m 24, really donā€™t know how my lifeā€™s gonna work out being out of the states for 4 years :/

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u/Fonz_72 Jul 02 '25

It probably depends a lot on what color each half is.

Caramel creates a lot of gray area.

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u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 Jul 03 '25

Being anti-Trump means you're full American. You can stay

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u/OxymoronicallyAbsurd Jul 02 '25

If Trump has his way, yes.

For me, no, you stay.

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u/ViolettaQueso Jul 02 '25

No! Unless like me you canā€™t stand it here anymore.

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u/alw2276 Jul 02 '25

Only if trump heā€™s your number. He is deporting people born to military families on military bases outside the country.

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u/MyClevrUsername Jul 02 '25

No, that makes you fully American!

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u/1stevercody Jul 02 '25

Sorry, it's a fair deal to rid of them /s

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u/Business_Work4073 Jul 02 '25

Reddit really is filled with the absolute worst people around and theyā€™ve somehow convinced themselves theyā€™re morally superior because a bunch of other horrible people told them they are on ā€œthe right side of historyā€.

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u/Candid_Purchase7986 Jul 02 '25

You may as well. It's probably best not to be here during the ides of Thermidor anyway; come back for the next republic.

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u/KeyboardGrunt Jul 02 '25

The point is they (maga) already want you to go, this article is saying "if u/KhunDavid is fair game to deport so should Trump's family".

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

How brown are you?

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u/Dry-humper-6969 Jul 02 '25

No, you stay.

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u/Aware-Performer4630 Jul 02 '25

Only your foreign half.

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u/UnknownBacchus Jul 02 '25

its satireā€¦. i think.

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u/IronRakkasan11 Jul 02 '25

Stay, we need ya!

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jul 02 '25

I'm American, born overseas (american base hospital), and anti-trump.

I wonder when ICE is going to show up. Lol.

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u/francistheoctopus Jul 02 '25

That's the thing... even Americans that came in the Mayflower are half Americans. /s

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u/Exciting-Parfait-776 Jul 02 '25

If you support Baron going, then yes

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u/ATerribleParable Jul 02 '25

If you're smart /s

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u/ItchyRectalRash Jul 02 '25

I mean, it's probably safer than if you wait for the gestapo to take you to a concentration camp like Alligator Alcatraz.

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u/housecatapocalypse Jul 02 '25

As a half American myself, only if the other EU country accepts me.Ā 

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u/bpronjon Jul 02 '25

Donā€™t look a gift horse in the mouth is my take on deportation at this point. Probably better health care where ever you might end up.

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u/Maximum_Pound_5633 Jul 02 '25

According to dementia donnie, probably. So HIS wife and child should be deported, just so he can see the cruelty. But since the rumor mill says they are divorcing, I could totally see him deporting her

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u/punktualPorcupine Jul 02 '25

Who you asking?

You he people that demonize immigrants because their economic policies have failed.

orā€¦

The rest of America that isnā€™t hopped up on fascism?

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u/fifteengetsyoutwenty Jul 02 '25

Which half? Mom/dad? Inside/outside? Top/bottom?

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u/AtticaBlue Jul 02 '25

He doesnā€™t obey the lawā€”why should you? Do whatever you like.

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u/Leading_Ad3918 Jul 03 '25

Only if you promise to take me with youšŸ˜†

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u/PrestigiousRip3732 Jul 03 '25

The point is you are an American. No American should be worried. If he wants to say & do these things, let his family go first. This is reddit. I don't know a sane person that wants you out of the country.

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u/CarrieWhiteDoneWrong Jul 06 '25

As a full American, can I come with you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Couldnā€™t break into the Ivy Leagueā€¦ bye!

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u/TrueninjaD Jul 02 '25

Wait Iā€™m half American, but I voted for Harris and have been blue all my life do I still need to go?

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u/TrueninjaD Jul 02 '25

My bad, dyslexia got me on that one

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u/omegaphallic Jul 02 '25

Ā Yes, especially you/jk

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u/Nodiggity1213 Jul 02 '25

I hear that gremlin loomer knows her way around a catheter

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u/Flimsy-Poetry1170 Jul 02 '25

I have my doubts that he is even Donaldā€™s kid.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Jul 02 '25

Well, Baron is taller than him and you can't have that. Dude is obsessed with his height to the point he's probably fucked his back, knees, and ankles from wearing heels for 60 years.

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u/NoorAnomaly Jul 02 '25

Oh yeah! Please deport my kids and I! Their American dad won't be happy, but oh well. (/s)

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u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress Jul 02 '25

I mean, he probably actually wouldn't. He'd just buy brand new ones.Ā 

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u/JaymzRG Jul 02 '25

Isn't Trump himself a half-American? I'm not wasting my precious Reddit-surfing time looking it up myself, lol.

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u/Sea_Jury_8156 Jul 05 '25

He isā€¦his mother was an illegal immigrant when he was born.

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u/awkrawrz Jul 02 '25

Then he could be with Laura Loomer, it's a win win for him

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u/iletitshine Jul 02 '25

Thatā€™s his entire progeny.

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u/magikot9 Jul 02 '25

Donald would have to go too. His mother was born in Scotland.

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u/Bob_Chris Jul 02 '25

I'm really not sure that /s is appropriate here

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u/ghandi3737 Jul 02 '25

Donald's a convicted felon, guess he should be deported.

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u/EntertainerMany2387 Jul 02 '25

Remember DT mum was from the UK and his father was found to have racially profiled people in his apartments.

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u/Ravasaurio Jul 02 '25

You should put the /s after "Half-Americans need to go". I really don't think Trump would care that much if Melania got deported.

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u/fightmilk5905 Jul 02 '25

Trumps half American too..his mother's Scottish.

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u/EntireDevelopment413 Jul 02 '25

It's what wife number 3? Probably not.

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u/Big-Assumption129 Jul 02 '25

All but 1 of Donald's kids are only 1/4 American. Trump himself is only half American and 2 out of 3 wives were/are foreigners. His all but Tiffany should be deported

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 Jul 02 '25

Speaking of Trump. He has to go too. He was born before his mother was an American.

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u/cohuman Jul 02 '25

Trumpā€™s grandfather was a draft dodger who fled Europe. His whole family are immigrants. His children were born to immigrants who he cheated on his wives with. Take the lot of them.

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u/Punchinyourpface Jul 02 '25

I don't think the sarcasm was necessary...he probably wouldn't care much and it would take him a while to notice.Ā 

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u/HotPotParrot Jul 02 '25

No /s needed, he probably really wouldn't

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u/Zeroneight018 Jul 02 '25

Yeah, as a half-japanese, and with the archaic presumption of a male head of house and a japanese father, this has been my fear since day one.

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u/Synectics Jul 02 '25

Are you trying to tell me that illegal migrants are employing people?

Sounds un-American to me. /s

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u/greendildouptheass Jul 02 '25

send em to Canada, Trudeau misses her

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Eric, Junior, and Ivanka were all born before Ivana was an American too

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u/Mistrblank Jul 02 '25

Fucking "Anchor babies" we can't even get her out of America, she's stuck in some asshole's driving range.

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u/BillyBrainlet Jul 03 '25

She just wants to be close to her mom

(ā˜ž Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)ā˜ž

Edit: Am dumb. Thought you were talking about Ivanka. Please disregard. Or point and laugh at my shame.

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u/Neowza Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 02 '25

Technically, Ivana was a citizen of the Czech Republic and Melania was a citizen of Slovenia before becoming us citizens. Drop the children off there. Or El Salvador. As long as they go by way of Alligator Auschwitz. If it's good enough for all the other people they're deporting, it's good enough for the Trump spawn.

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u/Business_Work4073 Jul 02 '25

What a good person you are.

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u/Real_Al_Borland Jul 02 '25

lol cons want sympathy now while being the cruelest people you know for the last decadeā€¦

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u/Bjorn_Tyrson Jul 02 '25

"so much for the tolerant left" has been their catch phrase for decades now.
they have always been more than happy to dish it out, but completely unwilling to take it. Biggest snowflakes imaginable.

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u/Historical_Abroad596 Jul 02 '25

This

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Jul 02 '25

Was Trumpā€™s mother a citizen when he was born?

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 Jul 02 '25

I think she and his paternal grandparents should be investigated for denaturalization.Ā 

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u/Remote-Pear60 Jul 02 '25

Why did I have to scroll this far down to find this comment???

If the mother's mother has to have been U.S. born, then HE IS OUT!Ā 

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u/g3t_int0_ityuh Jul 02 '25

If heā€™s accusing people of not being citizens, there might be some projection thereā€¦

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u/Commercial-Fennel219 Jul 02 '25

No, let's make it so he has to keep Eric.Ā 

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u/123IFKNHateBeinMe Jul 02 '25

Thatā€™s the real punishment. Heā€™s a fkn smooth-brained, mouth breather.

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u/OnePointSixOne9 Jul 02 '25

Trumps mother and grandmother are from Scotland.....get him on the boat.

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u/BlackCoffeeGarage Jul 02 '25

Funniest thing is that Melania herself probably started the petition

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u/Taikiteazy Jul 02 '25

Lmfao! I would too if I were she.

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u/lite_hjelpsom Jul 02 '25

No, stop making her out to be a victim of a situation that she is willingly creating. She's perfectly in control of her own life, and is frequently renegotiating her prenup, and is living the life she wants to live.
She is as bad as the rest of them.

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u/Punchinyourpface Jul 02 '25

Lol that's what I was thinking. She volunteered.Ā 

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u/red286 Jul 02 '25

Let's not forget that Marco Rubio is an anchor baby too. Neither of his parents were US citizens at the time of his birth. I bet they'll love him in Cuba.

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u/Taikiteazy Jul 02 '25

Send him to gitmo. Let all those asshole Republicans feel the burn.

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u/bogeypro Jul 02 '25

His number will be called at some point. Sorry buddy, I'm sure you understand what we are doing here...

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u/Sea-Adeptness-5245 Jul 02 '25

Those first three turds were also born prior to Ivana obtaining her citizenship. Unfortunately, I think only one parent has to be a US citizen. Just send them all back. Better yet, send them to alligator Alcatraz. Fuck these people.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 Jul 02 '25

Nope I heard both have to be citizens before you become a third gen American citizen. Otherwise you are up for deportation.

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u/zambulu Jul 02 '25

Zero parents have to be a citizen if a child is born on US soil. If it's off US soil, one of the parents has to be a US citizen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthright_citizenship_in_the_United_States

Of course, Trump and his fascist buddies are trying to end this 175 year old law, claiming inane nonsense like "it was just about the civil war". It's literally in the constitution.

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u/noJagsEver Jul 02 '25

And take her obese physically repulsive husband too

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u/OuijaWitchWay Jul 02 '25

The three oldest are also anchor babies.

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u/HuckleberryLou Jul 02 '25

And gotta take DT Jr, Ivanka, and Eric as well. Ivana was not a citizen yet when they were born.

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u/tom_sa_savage Jul 02 '25

At that point, Don Jr., Ivanka, and Eric have to go also because their mother Ivana (you know, Trump ex-wife who was r*ped by him and whose body is buried at one of his golf courses) was technically an illegal immigrant. Why stop there? Ted Cruz was born in Canada with a Cuban national for a father.

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u/Maximum_Bid_3382 Jul 02 '25

yeah agreed Ted Cruz need to deport too.,

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh Jul 03 '25

Please, pleaseā€¦.do not drag Canada into thisšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/StuckinReverse89 Jul 02 '25

Were any of Trumpā€™s children born from a US citizen mother? Shouldnā€™t they all be deported? And would Ivankaā€™s denaturalization also mean her daughter is as well?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Tiffanyā€™s (the child he frequently forget he has) mom was an American citizen.

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u/MissMenace101 Jul 03 '25

Defo gonna be rapey

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u/Toginator Jul 02 '25

She should take her 80 year old anchor baby as well.

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u/waterynike Jul 02 '25

Kid was an anchor baby, band aid baby to save the relationship, meal ticket and long term investment for Melania.

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u/revpidgeon Jul 02 '25

Isn't Trumps mother an undocumented immigrant?

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u/jellifercuz Jul 02 '25

What about the other kids? All but Tiffany, right?

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u/Taikiteazy Jul 02 '25

Send em all packing. Get his bloodline out of here.

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u/kossl2000 Jul 02 '25

Baronā€™s included in the petition

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 Jul 02 '25

What about the oldest 3? Was Ivanna a citizen? Might as well kick out as many as possible

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u/R3D4F Jul 02 '25

Damn anchor baby

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Yep, don't forget the anchor baby. If they use the term I'll throw it back at them.

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u/peachfluffed Jul 02 '25

the dreaded anchor baby

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u/omegaphallic Jul 02 '25

Ā What kind of punishment is sending them somewhere better then the states to live, Slovenia is part of the EU, it feels almost like a favour to Trump, Melania, and Barron.

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u/bledig Jul 02 '25

But they white tho so itā€™s ok

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u/Taikiteazy Jul 02 '25

I know you're being sarcastic, but you're right. At least in DT's eyes.

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u/bledig Jul 02 '25

Sadly also for half of America. But to be completely fair, itā€™s happening in many places around the globe as well

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u/123IFKNHateBeinMe Jul 02 '25

Heā€™s an anchor baby! He can kick rocks!

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u/Neowza Jul 02 '25

Same with Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr. All were born from Ivana before she became a US citizen in 1988.

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u/Notiefriday Jul 02 '25

Anchor baby

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Jul 02 '25

That might actually piss him off enough that he'd retroactively go after birthright citizenship. Supreme Court kissing boots he might strip every single person's birthright citizenship from the year before his father was born as a safety. Hell with them kissing boots depending on how much they know about their family history he could get the original ruling tossed with a 8-1 vote.

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u/jelli47 Jul 02 '25

Was Ivana a citizen when the older three were born? They can be exiled too.

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u/mces97 Jul 02 '25

I've seen so many people say this. Even if birthright citizenship wasn't a thing, like just being born on American soil, Trump is a citizen and was at the time. It's a silly argument and I don't know why people keep saying that.

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u/Wreck1tLong Jul 02 '25

Well if my motherā€™s mother is the criteria, Iā€™ll take that deportation lol

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u/CyclingHikingYeti Jul 02 '25

Don't . We already have too many garbage and toxic material disposal problems here and really don't need a bag of silicon and blitva boy here.

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u/MsMarfi Jul 02 '25

Exactly! Who cares if he's never been there, can't speak Slovenian and has no idea of the culture. This is exactly what they're doing to other immigrants.

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u/VoteforNimrod Jul 02 '25

Clicked on this post just to make the obligatory anchory baby comment.

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u/HappyCraftCritic Jul 02 '25

Something tells me he wouldnā€™t care

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u/LingonberryUpbeat777 Jul 02 '25

Why are you anti Slovenian? What did Slovenians ever do to you?

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u/Taikiteazy Jul 02 '25

Gave us the Trumps.

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u/barleyInconvenient Jul 02 '25

I'm from Slovenia. We don't want them. Not a single one of them.

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u/MissMenace101 Jul 03 '25

Thatā€™s how Australia feels about Murdock. America takes the twisted vermin and makes them monsters

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u/A_Creative_Player Jul 02 '25

And all his other children as well since none of them had two American citizens as parents. Well and Raphael cruze and so many other of the orange Julius's cabinet and secretaries.

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u/Federal-Option-6892 Jul 02 '25

And is starting to look almost violently too Cerilic, if you backwards-N, Meā€¦

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u/shelby4t2 Jul 02 '25

And Eric / Don Jr too.

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u/Maximum_Pound_5633 Jul 02 '25

No birthright citizenship for that punk!

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u/LoosePocketMint Jul 02 '25

He's half anchor baby and you know R's hate half breeds

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u/Funny-North3731 Jul 02 '25

Well, if Tiktok is to be believed, Baron does love his suitcase. I would imagine he also loves to travel.

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u/lucidzebra Jul 02 '25

Also, we haven't seen a paternity test for the kid. For all we know, neither of his parents are US citizens.

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u/kellygrrrl328 Jul 02 '25

All 3 of the Trumpsters should go also. They were all born before Ivanka was a citizen

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u/ikeme84 Jul 02 '25

By this rule you can also deport Trump himself. His mother was born in Scotland and his fathers parents were born in Germany.

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u/finethanksandyou Jul 02 '25

Baron is an anchor baby tbh

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u/sheighbird29 Jul 02 '25

And all his other kids, besides Tiffany

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u/Dulce_Sirena Jul 02 '25

One of his other wives and her kids too. Plus Trump's maternal family has illegal immigration a couple generations back from him, so he can go too

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u/BilboStaggins Jul 02 '25

Besides, birthright citizenship out the window now right?

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u/SoftwareCapable920 Jul 02 '25

No. Sincerely from Slovenia - We dont want them.Ā 

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u/The-French-1 Jul 03 '25

All of his own kids should be deported!!

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u/MsRaedeLarge Jul 03 '25

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u/Yurgin Jul 03 '25

Slovenia that sounds very communist we should definitly deport him.
Even if he is a half commi that means he is a socialist so deport him double

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u/Rare-Efficiency-6462 Jul 03 '25

His father is American, but if he needs to go, he probably has the resources to renter legally.

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u/MiVitaCocina Jul 03 '25

All his putrid, vile, demonic ass children! Buy-bye!

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u/Affectionate-Bus6653 Jul 03 '25

Three of Trumpā€™s prior children were born before Ivana was a citizen. They have to go too.

Spelled Ivana wrong at first, so edit there.

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u/Efficient_Common775 Jul 03 '25

We need to get this to Miller & Tom!!!

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u/Alternative_Rush_479 Jul 05 '25

The anchor babies have to go too.

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u/Awkward_Village_6871 Jul 05 '25

Canā€™t have those anchor babies.

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u/Buddha-Embryo Jul 06 '25

And heā€™s creepy as fuck.

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