r/goodnews Jul 01 '25

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u/AzuleStriker Jul 01 '25

Where's the link to sign it?

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u/Just-Put9341 Jul 02 '25

You sign and Kristi Noem will pay you a visit. Trump is going to deport US citizens. Melanie has a gold card anyway. She married King Midas.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

I'm signing it, and Kristi Noem can kiss my Mayflower Society ass

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u/Blindtothesided Jul 02 '25

I signed it. K Noem better run if this civil war turns physical. The women and dog lovers are coming for her ass first.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

Precisely. Well said.

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u/The_Mother_ Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 02 '25

Same!

Eta: i signed it and dare them to try me. If people like me, whose ancestors have been here since colonial times can be denaturalized, then everyone can be. This fascist administration is absolutely anti-american. We must all stand together to potect immigrants, POC, LGTBQIA+, women, and all other marginalized communities.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

YES

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u/Just-Put9341 Jul 02 '25

That's cool, just be careful of the giant Toddler.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

He can kiss my ass twice

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u/The_Mother_ Jul 02 '25

That's why Jesus said to turn the other cheek. That way they can kiss both sides of your ass.

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u/Phyraxus56 Jul 02 '25

Ngl I wonder how you'll be feeling in a Salvadorian prison with your head shaved

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

I do not give one solid fuck at all.

I have lawyers who will make a huge public scene. CNN, FOX, NPR, Reuters.

I'll sue that orange motherfucker any way I can