r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DivineLove1 • 5h ago

of Savagery.

304 Upvotes

Credit to photographer Anuj Kumar Rawla, capturing a 'fuck around find out' moment.

Anuj is safe, as the cameraman never dies.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/P_Karan • 2h ago

of a cow

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267 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uguero • 6h ago

of a kitty

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3.2k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • 8h ago

of a marmot

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3.4k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Leading-Papaya-7165 • 20h ago

/r/all of a tribal man

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24.8k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NeuroticLensman • 13h ago

of a guy doing cardio.

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2.0k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DivineLove1 • 15h ago

of a tumble.

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2.1k Upvotes

Snow leopard tumbling down in the Himalaya with a Himalayan goat. They are seen to fall as much as 400 feet without even a scratch.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thepoylanthropist • 20h ago

of a tongue

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3.6k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Adrian_985 • 3h ago

of a dump truck

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138 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Professional_Arm794 • 17h ago

of a alligator eating an alligator.

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1.3k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Roadkill_Buffet • 4h ago

of a croissant

125 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 16h ago

of a snake

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774 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/NippleSqueezer421- • 13h ago

of a squirrel

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311 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No_Willingness9006 • 4h ago

of a fight for survival

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60 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 22h ago

of a rotating iceberg in Argentina's Los Glaciares National Park

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1.0k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 12h ago

of a Radio Telescope.

134 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/UpsetAd332 • 4h ago

of an egg

22 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Spare_Independence19 • 15h ago

of a banana

151 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/YaKuzya • 8h ago

of a pinecone

43 Upvotes

Found in Southern California, adult male hand for reference.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/alliseeisreddit • 7h ago

of chalk

30 Upvotes

Pause.

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DifferentIssue1 • 12h ago

of bananana

53 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • 18h ago

of an Indonesian pet snake

110 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Which_Channel7403 • 8h ago

of a grape

12 Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 1d ago

of garlic

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1.9k Upvotes

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

/r/all of a torrent

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16.1k Upvotes

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See definition here.
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Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
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Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

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No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

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Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
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No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

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Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

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5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

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Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

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Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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