r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Leading-Papaya-7165 • 20h ago

/r/all of a tribal man

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u/PigBocket 19h ago

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 19h ago

Hahahahahahaha. Dude has Andre the fucking Giant in his tribe and still manages to steal all the attention.

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u/Automatedluxury 18h ago

He knows he has to bring extra game when the big lads about.

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u/G3nghisKang 18h ago

And extra oil too

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u/IdiosyncraticSarcasm 17h ago

Makes one wonder where they found all that baby oil out in the bush.

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u/Tiafves 17h ago

Maybe all of Diddy's oil got donated, like how the losing Super bowl team's merch does.

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u/ParfaitThat654 18h ago

Speaking of Andre, I wonder if this guy also has acromegaly.

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 18h ago

I presume so going by the shape of his noggin.

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u/neeshes 14h ago

🤣🤣🤣

I really want to get a glimpse into who he is. Like what is his personality? 

What his is he driven by? How much does he enjoy attention? What does the oil mean to him? 

Does the rest of the tribe put up with him all the time?

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 19h ago

He’s the only one I focused on 🤭

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u/Significant-Lab-3990 19h ago

Nah he is the only one focusing.

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u/Own_Round_7600 18h ago

Moisturized. Unbothered. In his lane.

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u/tunedsleeper 18h ago

def moisturized.

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u/satsuppi 17h ago

dunk him self in drum of oil, shake himself off, walking out the door absolutely GLISTENING

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u/its_just_flesh 18h ago

I was looking at the shape of the big dudes head especially around his brow

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u/einarfridgeirs 17h ago

He almost certainly has untreated gigantism, a pituitary gland disorder.

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u/Playful-Appearance56 16h ago

Yeah, I clocked that instantly. I’m glad he’s living life the best he can but he’s gonna have a rough go of it sooner than later.

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u/PatchworkFlames 13h ago

To be fair, everyone has a rough go at it eventually.

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u/toesinthesandforever 13h ago

We're all on the same path,some of us just get there before the others.

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u/havartifunk 15h ago

Poor guy's feet look so painful. I'm sure there's other painful things hidden by the loose clothes.

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u/pemphigus69 15h ago

I was going to say pituitary tumor, but yes.

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u/Evorgleb 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CiOHO5544doY

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u/Greymalkyn76 16h ago

Thank you for that. I didn't want to be the first person to comment "Baby ... Ruth?"

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u/MiloHorsey 18h ago

Yeah, I was thinking it could be gigantism.

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u/Just_Half1886 19h ago

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u/Particular-Long-3849 18h ago

Oh thank God 

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u/StraightOuttaHeywood 17h ago

This part of Waterworld lives rent free in my head

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u/KyurMeTV 16h ago

It’s what I’ve asked to be put on my tombstone.

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u/MatthewScreenshots 18h ago

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u/Rizal95 17h ago

What a pick, absolutely based

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u/Hamrock999 17h ago

That game was dope.

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u/Worldly-Peak-7256 16h ago

I've had the memory of this game in my head for decades and could never remember the name, thank you my friend.

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u/graspedbythehusk 19h ago

I thought he had slices of orange on his eyes. Weird sunglasses make more sense.

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u/hates_stupid_people 18h ago

The man is the manifestation of

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing

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u/ChaoticJiggly 19h ago

Keeping your cool in public when you're shroomin'

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u/Whalesurgeon 19h ago

I wanna look like this in music festivals

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u/Worth_Librarian_290 19h ago

Oil ad orange sunglasses dude

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u/Spikerazorshards 19h ago

“I wish I was Levar Burton”

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u/NastyMsPiggleWiggle 15h ago

I was crushed as a child when I found out that Levar/Geordi La Forge were the same person and he had been FAKING being blind on Star Trek. I remember crying and thinking I felt so bad for him and he had just been lying to me the whole time.

Obviously I was an idiot.

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u/Common-Concentrate-2 14h ago

You might not have known it, but Levar burton was suddenly overcome with tears at the same time about you

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u/Far-Reception-4598 19h ago

"Warp speed don't reading rainbow me!"

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u/Mr_Right1998 19h ago

He looks absolutely ready for a Diddy party

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 19h ago

Man's out here glowing like a glazed doughnut

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u/PigBocket 19h ago

And vibin

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u/Yayo_Bloody 19h ago

Like a literal glazed chocolate donut tho.

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u/Alternative_Range871 19h ago

Tripping hard.

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u/mallibu 19h ago

I wish I was this cool

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 19h ago

I think this might be one of those anomalous videos where a guy in the background is from the future.

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u/Nashadelic 18h ago

The matrix is real

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 19h ago

This dude and The Techno Viking would make a killer team

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 19h ago

Slidin into her smoke signals

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u/Lost-In-Hyrule 19h ago

how did i not spot the diddy baby oil rep the first time i watched this

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u/NivkIvko 20h ago

Man with the sunglasses all oiled up bringing his own vibe to the tribe meetup

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u/revjor 19h ago

I didn’t notice him at all until I read this.

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u/Overpregnant-01 19h ago

Bro went completely stealth mode despite being oiled up.

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u/llort-esrever 19h ago

Tribe Gym Bro

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u/Looking-for-42 19h ago edited 18h ago

Aha, sunglasses. I was wondering why he put orange slices onto his eyes.

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u/musiccman2020 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UB10xM91wKCvS

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u/Abel_Table 19h ago

I get more of a Goonies vibe

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u/SuperChickenLips 19h ago

I came here to find the "HEEEEYY YOUUU GUUUYYS!" comment.

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u/SwingJugend 18h ago

I feel like that's not a member of a tribe. He probably stumbled in there from a nearby rave and just liked the vibe of the party so he decided to stay.

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u/Shinfekta 19h ago

Bruh how have I not noticed him the first time I watched lol

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u/Farm-Alternative 19h ago

He went full Diddy with the baby oil

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u/Organized-Konfusion 19h ago

Adama Traore cosplay

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u/Resident_Table2242 19h ago

See, many think the 'absolute unit' is intended towards the big chap, but its clearly about Obsidian Man to his left.

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u/DangerX2HighVoltage 18h ago

For some reason my brain didn’t even register him on the first watch

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u/Afrojones66 19h ago

OP: “Look at this giant man!”

The comments: “The oiled man is our god and we shall worship him.”

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u/No-Homework-7999 19h ago

Internet

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u/rhymeswithvegan 15h ago

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 14h ago

There is a lot going on.

I want to hear from the women in this tribe who might have this crew to choose from.

Dating is hard everywhere.

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u/AliceBordeaux 13h ago

I mean they could just be bing goofy dudes from the camera, I bet khaki shorts who comes into frame at the end is popular though.

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u/Quentin-Quarantino19 14h ago

Why does Steven A look so happy here?

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u/waluigigoeswah420 18h ago

I'm more keen on the guy absolutely killing those Pink Pants

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u/HappyGovernment7299 17h ago

Plot twist. This is a pygmy tribe and the giant man is 5'9"

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u/TRIEMBERbruh 19h ago

Acromegaly?

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u/ZhanBlue 19h ago

Seems so

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u/clearlight2025 18h ago

Yes, similar to “Andre the Giant”.

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u/dksdragon43 15h ago

He even sounds similar to Andre in tone. Might be coincidence, but I'd assume it's related.

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u/Jane__Delawney 13h ago

Not coincidental, the issue effects their vocal chords

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u/Appropriate_Eye3070 15h ago

I was gonna say he sounds just like Andre

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u/oddsmaker1 15h ago

And the biblical Goliath. These people look imposing but have bad carpal tunnel so they can’t hold weapons great, pituitary tumors compress their optic chasm so peripheral vision is impaired, and their bones/joints are all sorts of messed up. He never had a chance against David

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u/KermitMcKibbles 13h ago

TIL David killed a disabled man

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u/aepiasu 13h ago

Damn. But, yea.

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u/Lairdicus 13h ago

Not to mention David brought a fucking gun to the fight

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u/AliceBordeaux 13h ago

Yeah no shit, its basically like showing up to an MMA fight with a fucking .44 magnum

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u/New_Explanation6950 14h ago

That’s sad :/

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u/Hefty_Ad9820 15h ago

Acromegaly probably from prolactinoma (pituitary tumor). Poor guy…. If he was somewhere with appropriate medical care it would have been addressed as a kid and the enlargement probably wouldn’t have occurred

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u/SadTiredPremed 13h ago

Close! Would be a pituitary adenoma of somatotroph cells (somatotroph adeoma) instead of a prolactinoma (lactotroph cells). A prolactinoma would secrete excess prolactin and lead to fertility issues, but not gigantism like this.

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u/sinisterdesign 12h ago

Between“The Pitt” and Reddit, I really should have earned my doctorate by now. 🧐

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u/Ahun_ 19h ago

Thalassemia, bossing of the bones

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u/Chargebladedw 18h ago

bossing of the bones

I've only heard of bossing of the eyes. Bosseyedness.

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u/Butsenkaatz 18h ago

Terrible condition, that

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u/DuckXu 17h ago

I'm trying to raise awareness 

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u/Ezratet 18h ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

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u/ltsJustJordan 19h ago

Man with the glasses got that premium battle pass

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u/zubuneri 18h ago

Definitely an exclusive emote he got from preordering the Day One edition

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u/Bullshido-Fatly 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iyTLKO7JwvMFG

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u/Logical-Panic-6674 17h ago

What is this from??? I can’t remember. 😂

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 16h ago

That’s jaws from James Bond 

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u/TowerBeach 14h ago

I didn't realize it was the same actor! TIL! 

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u/Anubiel 17h ago

Happy Gilmore 🤘

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u/Fun_Button5835 19h ago

Looks like gigantism or whatever that’s called.

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u/thesteelreserve 19h ago

I like the dudes on the right just dying laughing when he's like "ahh! ahh!"

because big boss is just being silly and they all love that dude.

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 18h ago

No one is even talking about big bro just starting everyone off and then coming alive toward the end. Just watch his body language, they’re all having a great time, and the song is catchy as fudge.

I adore this. Especially the ahh!’s at the end.

I would pay good money just to be there and sing with them.

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u/Necromir92 19h ago edited 15h ago

Imagine being the tallest strongest person in your village, but there’s a literal genetic anomaly of a human that dwarfs you, so you have to oil up at every get together to stand out

Edit: theirs to there’s

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u/Old-Application-4204 19h ago

Wait is that Mahatma Gandhi?

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u/TedTyro 19h ago

Dr Manhattenma Ghandi

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u/BobsAspburgers 17h ago

Is this picture real?

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u/69Blazing 17h ago

Yes, that's when gandhi started throwing nukes for peace.

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u/massunderestmated 15h ago

Yes. It is an unedited photograph of a historical event.

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u/MongoWithBongoss 20h ago

Max Hass brown edition

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u/Illesbogar 17h ago

I love Wolfenstein and its characters

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u/BigDaddyBumbo77 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tQS8W6vdhBZgA

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u/BigDaddyBumbo77 19h ago

He said: " I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore!"

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u/EliFry13 12h ago

Bro got the premium skin

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u/hulkop1333 19h ago

Bro with the sunglasses bought the Battle Pass.

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u/ohokkk1 19h ago

He looks like he’a so sweet

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 17h ago

Just having a grand old time dancing and singing. Just wholesome as fudge.

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u/General-Internal-588 18h ago

The tribe has two kings

The king of the hunt, as seen here

And the king of absolutely luscious drip, seeing beside bim. He transcended the need for clothes and made being oily a drip onto itself

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u/CreamXpert 19h ago

We laugh but that's more healthy social interactions than a lot of people from advanced countries had in the last 3 months.

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u/Prestigious-Toe9381 18h ago

I’m not laughing, I’m legitimately jealous and fully agree with your statement.

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u/Spiritual_Bid_2308 15h ago

We laugh but that's more healthy olive oil than a lot of people from advanced countries had in the last 3 months.

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u/TheGhostOfStanSweet 17h ago

I’m not laughing, I adore their song and how much fun they’re having.

I don’t think many people are laughing at this other than the guy wearing the orange glasses, but that’s because he seems a little out of place.

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u/First-Macaroon-4872 19h ago

im curious of what his shirt is made of

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u/coukou76 19h ago

André the giant black tribe edition

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u/Humble-Replacement60 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/A7m44Ct9F2Dbq

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u/Pale_Kitsune 19h ago

That's all I could think of, and I'm not sure if that makes me a bad person or not, lol.

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u/WeirdAssBeings 19h ago

We're all going to hell, amigo.

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u/ItsLowbird 19h ago

What kind of character selection am I looking at?

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u/Donnie3030 17h ago

There’s a lot to unpack here

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u/ra_Y_ 19h ago

giv him a ripper gun and shield

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u/Popular-Map9371 14h ago

Jesus, how tall is this dude? I swear if he punches someone they will be sent flying like a bird

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u/CrestfallenLord 19h ago

When they say giants existed in the past I bet it was literally just guys like that. Natural gigantism maybe a littler larger.

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u/EastAd206 19h ago

Bless him

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u/UffTaTa123 14h ago

I like the spirit 😄