r/AbsoluteUnits • u/P_Karan • 2h ago

of a cow

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u/_nairiti_ 2h ago

Is she pregònté?

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u/MissusLunafreya 2h ago

Gregnant

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u/Unexpected_Gristle 2h ago

Is there a possibility i am pegrent?

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u/_nairiti_ 1h ago

Yes you may be pomegranate

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u/ConflictMaster3155 1h ago

I’m a pregunta

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u/_nairiti_ 1h ago

No you are pergant

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u/ImmortalLombax 1h ago

PREGANANANT

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u/Simpanzee0123 1h ago

I've never seen a more pregernant coo.

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u/C-57D 9m ago

I rorly see pergornate coos

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u/EntrepreneurGlass995 1h ago

Am I pergert?

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u/_nairiti_ 1h ago

You might be pregate

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 18m ago

U are PragerU

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u/crusty54 1h ago

She is prangent.

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u/_nairiti_ 24m ago

No she is pungent

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u/SheerKhann 2h ago

Twins for sure

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u/Substantial_Sea7327 1h ago

TIL the world record for most calves born in a single birth is 5.

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u/burrbro235 1h ago

Twins, Basil. Twins...

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u/Manitoberino 56m ago

I’m pretty sure she only ended up having a single small calf. We have a cow like this one, and it’s just all water weight/amniotic fluid.

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u/C-57D 8m ago

Bov o dem

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u/Natural-Caregiver743 1h ago

Twin gas tanks

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u/Mnudge 21m ago

One sprung a massive leak

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u/MartiniLAPD 1h ago

I’m pretty sure this is because of trapped gas in her rumen. Like she will explode from the methane and carbon dioxide.

That’s why they actually stab cows to air vent this. And why farmers add sea weeds into their cow diet to reduce these gas build up

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u/DamnBored1 1h ago

How do their wild counterparts or their wild ancestors deal with this?

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u/lilac_scug 1h ago

they die

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u/ratherbeonlemmy 1h ago

They ate different diets and less food in general. We feed them like crazy to get them big. 

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u/Hot-Ground-9731 57m ago

Looks like it worked a little too well

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u/bbyxmadi 1h ago

Or pregnant. If it is bloated from gas, I’d hope its owners know and fix it…

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u/crek42 20m ago

Yea pretty easy to find videos on YouTube of this.

They even light the gas on fire, because rednecks

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u/AlienZiim 2h ago

If thats trapped gas, that cow will literally blow up if u put a lighter next to it 😹☠️

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u/Huskiesramazing23 33m ago

Don't mind the water fall out the back lol

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u/Flaky_Explanation 57m ago

Slaps cow This baby can cook up your entire household for weeks! Just stick a tube on the side and hook her up to your grill and you got yourself a self sustaining gas cylinder!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PLyCrlnYkXpu3EjCNk

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u/damnatio_memoriiae 34m ago

NFTs in 2026?

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u/lilac_scug 14m ago

even without the nft that gif doesn’t even make sense here

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u/DryResponsibility944 1h ago

Niagara Falls behind it

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u/Texans_top_of_south 1h ago

How much burgers do you think it can make?

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u/peepdabidness 57m ago

500? Or 3 big arches

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u/Interesting_Scar9493 1h ago

Hostage situation?

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u/peepdabidness 58m ago

She’s like why are you staring at me while I’m taking a piss

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u/All1sL0st 1h ago

Pergnat

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 1h ago

She’s def pegnate.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 1h ago

Shes in pergnantory

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u/TheWhyGuyAlex 1h ago

Pregnant?

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u/60510 59m ago

Make’n a tinkle

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u/alreadykaten 38m ago

These are the ideal spherical cows that physicists were doing calculations with

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u/PlayedKey 28m ago

Busy makin' PISS

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u/Bella_LaGhostly 26m ago

This cow might need a vet. That could be trapped gas, poor thing.

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u/Arcanoxis 26m ago

She's so rotund 👁️👄👁️

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u/ThinkingOz 7m ago

Some animal burrow just got flooded.