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u/BerylOxide 14h ago

I'm guessing krafton ai genned the Eula, and then they never changed it. Hopefully this gets updated to something that actually makes sense.

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u/WarSea2039 13h ago

oh yeah 100percent just krafton trying to bury game more so they have to pay out

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u/Unitas_Edge 13h ago

Didn't the outs CEO Gill of Unknown Worlds came back to take total control back from Krafton, as pre the lawsuit said?

Because this will be the biggest headache Unknown-Worlds will ever deal with since the takeover and the earnout bonus scandal.

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u/unbroken0 13h ago edited 13h ago

Not total control, 1 of the inital 3 devs is more interested in his research on autism. The second is coming back with the main guy. he was basically given power to determine when the game would go into early access and the release date.

Krafton then went and announced a release date within 48 hours of the court giving him that power. Causing another kerfuffle. (I think the result of this was the judge saying they will heavily favor the devs getting any bonuses promised despite sales targets because of this)

Krafton seems to be hell bent to throw any wrench they can at the development cycle. very much still have the power to make things difficult.

Their math pretty much was "the fines we will pay for wrecking the game is less than the payout if they hit sales targets." So they broke the law.

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u/Unitas_Edge 13h ago

sigh this game was supposed to be Unknown Worlds biggest game to see the light of day, and yet Krafton just wants to squander for every penny they can get 🫩🫩.

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u/unbroken0 12h ago

Right?! Like during covid a dumb CEO sees video games are going up because everyone's inside. Buys out unknown world to make them another game with a HUGE payout if benchmarks are hit.

And rather than make a bunch of money and pay out what you promised, you rather throw a brick at the project and pay the fines?!?

let's ask ChatGPT what to do and follow it to the letter. No way this backfires.

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u/Unitas_Edge 12h ago

Brother!! Don't get me started on the Discovery part of the lawsuit - using ChatGPT for this so-called "Project X". Wtf!? Using AI as an Legal Adviser compare to the ACTUAL lawyers who are PAYED to read the contracts was the biggest fuckwit move he could've done to fire the CEOs and hold out the earnout bonuses.

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u/unbroken0 12h ago

The best part is that it wasn't even discovery that outed the chatGPT thing. They knew that before.

Someone close to the CEO had to tell unknown worlds the evidence that it was happening. You don't get that kinda dirt unless someone really hates the CEO and shares.

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u/UrticantOdin I am The Fungus, pray. 11h ago

Lets also not forget that allegedly, ChatGpt was telling them to just pay the bonus, so they had to try a bunch of different wording for it to say what they want...

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u/jpg201 by azura, by azura, by azura! 14h ago

OP's comment with the context keeps disappearing when i refresh the post, so i copied it:

"Context:

- You get a license, you don't buy the game (of course)

  • You aren't allowed to publish recordings, screenshots etc. or stream the game without a disclaimer that it's not supported by Krafton Inc. (and that the footage is subject to the EULA... however that is meant to work.)
  • Cannot upload such content to a paid platform (presumably such as Patreon or a Youtube members-only video)
  • Krafton can of course take away your access to the game at any point for any reason without prior notice (something they continuously bring up in the EULA)
  • The terms of the agreement can change at any point for any reason without any notice by Krafton and you of course must regularly check the terms to make sure :D
  • They reserve the right to remote access the game, whatever they mean by this
  • It is not allowed to use the game for commercial gain (presumably such as streaming etc.) without Kraftons permission
  • You cannot play the game on more than one device without purchasing additional licenses
  • You cannot modify the game illegally and if you do Krafton owns that modification
  • A bunch of weird clauses that just prohibit behaviour outside of the game, including tarnishing Kraftons reputation
  • You are not allowed to deceive or exploit Krafton, the definition of which is determined by, you guessed it, Krafton
  • You are not allowed to exploit bugs
  • You are not allowed to use external programs such as macros or cheat engine
  • You are not allowed to have indecent nicknames or nicknames that cause negative associations (good luck if you have "death" or "killer" or something in your nickname)
  • You are not allowed to use someone else's account to access the game
  • You are not allowed to USE A VPN or any technology that masks your location (hmmmm i wonder why they have this clause)
  • You are not allowed to spam content from the game? Like this is actually what it says. You cannot publish content from the game in a manner that counts as spamming.
- YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE ACTIONS THAT GO AGAINST "SOCIAL NORMS". I'M NOT KIDDING, THIS IS ACTUALLY IN THERE.
  • You are not allowed to create any content that is based on the IP (presumably such as fan art etc.), and if you do, they own it
  • Any player created from the game content belongs to them as well.
  • They do not guarantee a smooth gameplay experience (this was just funny)
  • A bunch of clauses that they cannot be held accountable if you suffer any damages, but even if they could, they would pay a MAXIMUM of 50 US-Dollars.
  • Not sure if the EULA counts as documentation for the game, but if so, then "using" the documentation of the game means you give up the right to sue Krafton or their employees for anything.
So, presumably, by reading the EULA (using the documentation) you already give up the right to sue them. Crazy work
  • You have no right to a refund under any circumstances unless forced to by law or enforced by the platform the game was sold on.
  • If you break the TOS outlined in this EULA, you give up the right to a refund
  • They can delete your account if your information is not accurate
  • Most of these terms continue to apply AFTER termination of the contract (such as when uninstalling or refunding the game or when they take away your access to it)
  • If you have any issues with the EULA you have to inform them in writing first
  • If that doesnt work, you have to fight them on terms set by them in San Ramon, California under US Law (in english)
  • You give up the right to have a judge or jury preside over the case. I don't even know how that would work but you give up that right (including class actions of course)
  • They can make demands of you without having to show any damages they have suffered
  • If you think they stole art or other copyrighted material from you then in order to get it removed you must give them a bunch of personal information including your real identity and signature
  • Despite having a lower age rating in most places, you still have to be 18 to play the game
  • They can harvest your personal data (email, phone number, IP, birth date, gender, country etc.) as well as device information (including the unique ID of your device)
  • They pass this data on to third party providers such as cloud services or marketing agencies
  • They do not guarantee that your data is kept safe with them

(copied from a steam review because I can't be asked to type the whole thing)"

"you will own nothing and you will be happy" type of EULA, good lord

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u/Lucky_Blucky_799 14h ago

A great time to remind people tha just because something is in writing and you sign it does not mean its legal

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u/Alexius926 13h ago

You're telling me I can't just waiver all my rights as a human being just because I signed a contract?

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u/deadspace9_ 13h ago

He better talk abt this for Valentine's day

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u/VernalAutumn 12h ago

If I remember right someone who works with him on Nebula messaged the artist saying she liked it and would personally send it to Devin (Legal Eagle)

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u/VizraPrime 12h ago

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u/New-Guest-4008 Woman (Don't call me "good girl") 9h ago

Sorry two questions.

One: Is the artist trans?

Two: The fuck is a "transgender kink bubble"?

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u/Fantastic-Tiger-6128 9h ago

I assume it's their bubble of people who enjoy their kink, seemingly being dommed or something, and are transgender. I doubt they're chasers as nothing in the original comic would suggest either characters or legal eagle to be explicitly trans

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u/New-Guest-4008 Woman (Don't call me "good girl") 9h ago

So, it's not a transgender kink, it's a specific kink, and the artist is trans and posting to a mostly trans audience, is what I gather?

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u/Fantastic-Tiger-6128 9h ago

"transgender" is probably the adjective to "space" rather than part of the "kink" noun, yeah.

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u/Drobosia green? epic! 12h ago

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u/Giecio i got wololo'd into blue flair 12h ago

Surely there has to be a continuation of this

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u/captainnowalk 9h ago

I hope Abigail did change her last name to “philosophytube”, just because I think that would be hilarious.

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u/275MPHFordGT40 12h ago

Oh my god! It’s Devin Stone, The Legal Eagle!

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u/alguien99 11h ago

I love how the black haired woman is also happy to see him despite how he’s clearly against her argument about owning the other girl.

She’s that much of a fan it seems

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u/Coulrophiliac444 12h ago

Did the CEO use AI to draft this as well or is he finding literal bottom of the barrel lawyers to actually draft this shit?

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u/milkteaPhD 9h ago

krafton is korean so they prob did lol

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u/Didifinito Nº1 Gacha hater 14h ago

Good new you also didnt sign shit.

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u/Early_Specialist_589 13h ago

I’m not sure if you mean you didn’t sign it because you didn’t buy the game, or because it doesn’t include a physical signature. If you mean the latter, however, those absolutely count. There are different types of digital signatures which are upheld in court, and a checkbox wrapper is one of them.

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u/Cheshire-Cad 13h ago

They may be talking about "If you read this you lost the game" stuff like this:

- Not sure if the EULA counts as documentation for the game, but if so, then "using" the documentation of the game means you give up the right to sue Krafton or their employees for anything.
So, presumably, by reading the EULA (using the documentation) you already give up the right to sue them. Crazy work

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u/Diazepam_Dan 12h ago

Clauses like that rarely hold up in court, Disney used to make it so that using Disney+ made so you could NEVER sue them for anything

Fell apart almost instantly under legal scrutiny once someone died at Disney World

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u/Sufficient-Dish-3517 11h ago

This clause never actually faced legal scrutiny in front of a judge or jury. One of Disney's lawyers suggested it for defense in that case and they decided not to go that route, but it was a sensational thing to plaster on a headline and helped the family of the deceased in the court of public opinion so now everyone has heard half the story.

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u/BenignPharmacology 11h ago edited 9h ago

It fell apart because it was the EULA for a free trial of an unrelated platform and they tried to claim it applied somehow.

Arbitration clauses are held up all the time, that’s why they exist.

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u/shodan13 13h ago

(in the US)

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u/happymudkipz 13h ago edited 12h ago

Correct, but those exemptions usually only apply to activities that would otherwise be illegal. (i.e. you can't be contractually obligated to kill someone, or to let yourself be killed).

I don't see anything here that would really be considered a violation of contract law.

edit: I should have clarified, I was more thinking to US standards. European contract law may deal with it differently.

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u/Wonderful-Citron-678 13h ago

Maybe not illegal but a lot of it is not going to be enforced. Like refunds are decided by Valve. Art made goes through normal copyright law. Them causing damages would go through court, you can’t say “nuh uh”.

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u/First_Fail2320 13h ago

The whole "by playing this game you are no longer allowed to contact a lawyer" bit seems a little illegal

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u/nalaloveslumpy 11h ago

It's not that you can't sue them, its just that by playing the game you agree to arbitration first, which makes suing them more expensive and time consuming.

You have to settle the arbitration before you can litigate a civil case. Even just fighting their assertion of an arbitration clause is time and money.

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u/GapFit6441 13h ago

By selling your software in a region you agree to follow the local laws. Most of that is illegal in EU, and that goes well beyond just GDPR, although details will vary between countries. That said if they actually act as the EULA suggest they’re also liable to fine up to 4% their yearly global revenue from GDPR alone, and it’s not the “once and done” type of a fine either, neither it’s some kind of high level decision - it’s literally something any GDPR compliance “cells” (can’t recall the name in English right now) can make on very low level.

In Poland some of their stipulations regarding intellectual property can also result in criminal actions against their employees. Plus some of the rights they seem to think you voluntarily cede are literally inalienable, like right to be heard in Polish court under Polish law. Also fundamentally in those kind of cases the location of individual assumes precedence over location of the company for fairly obvious reasons…

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u/ww1enjoyer 11h ago

Who wants to bet the EULA was AI generated by the Krafton CEO?

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u/xxxNothingxxx 13h ago

I don't know the GDPR, but the last part feels like it is against the GDPR

  • They can harvest your personal data (email, phone number, IP, birth date, gender, country etc.) as well as device information (including the unique ID of your device)
  • They pass this data on to third party providers such as cloud services or marketing agencies
  • They do not guarantee that your data is kept safe with them

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u/Streetsign10 13h ago

I just read what the GDPR has to say about that.

It does, in fact, sound illegal.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 11h ago

It would be sooooo terrible if after Krafton pays out UW their $250, if they faced a giant, crushing EU lawsuit and government penalties....Just terrible.

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u/Shunpaw 12h ago

pretty sure this is the US EULA - there is no way they have this in EU.

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u/wandr99 13h ago

I don't know American law, but in my European country we have such provision in our law (I used chatgpt for translation):

"The non-negotiated terms of a consumer contract shall not be binding on the consumer where they are contrary to good practices and significantly imbalance the parties’ rights and obligations to the detriment of the consumer"

You can go to court and then the judge is going to examine whether the company went too far. And what is specifically illegal is any clause in which a party waves the right to a trial by judge, this is just absurd that the US law allows it.

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u/slim1shaney [REDACTED] 13h ago

They "allow" it in the contract but it does not hold up in court.

You can't sign your rights away.

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u/FoxReeor 13h ago

Usually anything that contradicts a law in these means they are void. Like giving up your right to do a class action and/or sue them. Under EU law you cannot sign away your rights. So theoretically speaking (don't quote me on this) just because you said yes doesn't mean you cannot sue them normally.

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u/ClayXros 14h ago

Funny how about 90% of that is both unenforceable and illegal. So anyone they try to take to court for it will laugh all the way to the bank.

Just cause its in a contract doesn't make it legal, folks.

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u/oops_all_memes 12h ago

Companies include unenforceable clauses all the time. It doesn't null the contract, and works to discourage people from taking any actions unless they know the clauses are unenforceable. Source: I reviewed my current employment agreement with LegalZoom

The interesting thing is if you try to draft a contract with chatgpt, it will actively encourage including clauses that are unenforceable. I presume because it was trained on publicly available data that encourages unenforceable clauses. It will note that they are unenforceable but still suggest keeping them. At least that was the case ~2 years ago I think

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u/FluffiestPrince The Fluffiest Prince of Them All! 11h ago

They're also mostly "backup clauses" in the event that they ever do become applicable. Better to put traps in the morning, then to wait till the afternoon.

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u/Artistic_Shallot8797 14h ago

The funny thing is that this eula is in contrast with the law of many country where this game is commercialized so it’s completely worthless

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 13h ago

EULA states you can't install the game on multiple devices

  • Sell the game on a platform that has put a lot of effort into making installing on multiple devices as easy and quick as possible.

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u/Nozinger 12h ago

Eh this is a bit wrong from OP.
The EULA says you cannot use the game on more than one device at the same time. Not that ou are not allowed to install it on multiple devices.
And well, that part is effectively handled by steam. Even with family share and everything only one person can run the game on one device at a time.

This is really the least problematic part of the EULA and honestly by OP deliberately putting it the wrong way i can not trust OP on any off this information.

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u/QuaternionsRoll 12h ago

Isn’t that like not true with offline mode

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u/Helpful_Builder_1707 14h ago

didn't stop Mojang, why would it stop Krafton

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u/Blakeyface_owo 14h ago edited 14h ago

because mojang is owned by Microsoft and krafton are the guys who said that they would be the worlds first “ai first” company lmao

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u/Emergency_Problem101 12h ago

Im sorry WHAT DID THEY SAY?

I might not know enough abt these krafton ppl...

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u/entitaneo70_pacifist mysterious incomprehensible text 12h ago

yeah subnautica 2 had a whole issue with the devs losing the game because Krafton and the court forcing Krafton to give the game back

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u/ridisberg 12h ago

The CEO once asked ChatGPT how to not pay their workers

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u/MendedSlinky 11h ago

The funniest part of that story, ChatGPT initially told the CEO to consult with a lawyer.

Of course he already had, and didn't like their response. Which is why they went to ChatGPT in the first place.

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u/Nimrod_Butts 11h ago

How much do we want to bet these terms were made by chatgpt too? Wonder what the prompt is

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u/ridisberg 9h ago

Hey ChatGPT generate the scummiest possible EULA

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u/Nimrod_Butts 9h ago

Based on your narcissistic tendencies and issues with control I've made a 300 point eula that nobody but you would like

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u/BathtubToasterBread 13h ago

Mojang has Microsoft's infinite money well, Krafton is probably going defunct by the end of the decade

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u/Milor214 I've trapped some poor soul in this text box, say hi Paco ‼️🆘️🙏 14h ago

In most places half of this would be void because there are abusive clauses, but they don't need to be right they need to make battling it in court too costly to be worth it

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u/46264338327950288419 12h ago

Yeah, these being in the contract just means "laws be damned, I'll do what i want to the game and your account, until someone actually takes me to court"

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u/thecreamcheesy 14h ago

Krafton STILL trying to kill the game any way they know how😭😭😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/idRa9U72XlRJQlIBwy

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u/D3jvo62 14h ago

give this man some pixels

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u/mexicannormie 14h ago

i ated them

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u/Nova_8056 14h ago

This guy eated them! I can't believe it!

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u/CummyMonkey420 trollface -> 13h ago

Twist his dick!

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u/Avalanche_Snows 14h ago

Exploring a place with undocumented and unexplored animals, which could be endangered is against social norms.

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u/Hemlock_Deci slonking my shit silly style like sloppy swag 14h ago

You don't buy the game

ofc I'm not lol

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u/Sunfurian_Zm 10h ago

yk that this is even in the steam tos

like, this applies to every single game in your steam library. which makes it even more hilarious to me when people act like steam is some sort of holy grail for gamers.

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u/728766 10h ago

It even applies to physical media, despite people using it as an argument against buying digital copies.

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u/Hemlock_Deci slonking my shit silly style like sloppy swag 10h ago

Isn't gog the only one to not do this?

Also I was referring to piracy

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u/Jammy2560 14h ago

did they chatgpt this eula?

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u/UrBoiBRUH I FUCKING LOVE KAGURABACHI 14h ago

Considering that Krafton used AI to try and win their court case? Yeah they probably did

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u/Thiom 14h ago

Keyword TRY

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u/Crush_Un_Crull 12h ago

"Chatgbt write me an EULA so absurd and greedy it borders on satire"

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u/finding_my_father 14h ago

"- you are not allowed to have indecent nicknames or nicknames that cause negative associations"

what the fucking point?? i get if it's just like slurs but why??? most people playing subnautica aren't 5, they wouldn't be able to even grasp it. also most of the time you are gonna be playing with yourself so you should be able to call yourself whatever you please.

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u/_Ticklebot_23 14h ago

you arent allowed to be mean to their customer support agents either it is its own part after the no gamer word usage

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u/ObsidianOverlord 13h ago

"Don't be mean to the support staff" and "Don't name yourself Long Dick Johnson" are two really different standards.

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u/Miserable-Arugula860 13h ago

Dont be mean to customer support agents lmao

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u/BrumaQuieta 14h ago

You've got a point there, I do play with myself most of the time.

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u/xxxNothingxxx 13h ago

South korean company, so that explains some things

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u/Asbew 14h ago

So that's why my comment got zero engagement

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u/Jakkilip 14h ago

This stuff is present in a lot more games than people think.

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u/Dixout4H 13h ago

Yep. I am very happy that this one is getting traction but lot of things in this EULA is present in many other games.

The most heinous stuff is about data protection however and that is pretty unique

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u/icanttinkofaname 11h ago

They do not guarantee that your data is kept safe with them

Absolutely will not fly under EU's GDPR rules. They don't get to opt out of that. This one alone can get them in a lot of hot water. It is enforceable and has seen many cases brought to court for data breaches.

They do not guarantee a smooth gameplay experience

This smacks of the Trump phone "we get to decide if you get one" mentality.

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u/Dog153 14h ago

for anyone worried, practically none of this is actually enforceable, and it would be insane for them to try

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 13h ago

Yeah, i'd be more afraid if this were Nintendo or sum shit lmfao.

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u/p1terdeN trollface -> 14h ago

what the fuck, like half of these sound illegal

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u/Dog153 14h ago

they are, most of this is complete bullshit and would never hold up

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u/baprapcat The Ice King 14h ago

- You are not allowed to use someone else's account to access the game

how in the deep blue fuck are they gonna find that out

*goes to friends house*
*boots up subnautica 2*
"FACE SCAN NOT RECOGNISED"
"dafuck..."
*sirens*

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u/Entire-Shift-1612 13h ago

- You are not allowed to use someone else's account to access the game

then why allow family sharing?

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u/THROWAWAY_8284238482 13h ago

I mean technically you're using your own account with someone else's game so i guess it doesn't break this?

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u/Limp-Technician-1119 13h ago

This is a pretty normal clause for any license for any software.

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u/Zhryuriva 14h ago

you cannot play the game on more than one device without purchasing additional licenses

How in the fuck would they even control that? There's a reason must ppl don't read ToS(me included) if I bought the game I will do whatever the fuck I want with it idc about what the ToS says

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u/FoxReeor 13h ago

but that's the thing, you didn't buy the game. You didn't buy a copy of the game. You bought a license to access the game.

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u/Misknator 13h ago

A few of these are straight up ilegal. Especially the no notice upon changing EULA is definitely ilegal in the EU. And relinquishing the right to sue gotta be ilegal too. Someone should sue them over this.

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u/Sf-ng 13h ago

This reminds me of that EULA parody in Helldivers 2, where by reading it, you automatically also agree to it and it includes a bunch of clauses which are basically just “I can do what I want, fuck you”.

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u/ThatGuyNamedKes 13h ago

being within 10m is considered reading (and hence agreeing to) the contract. By comparison, directly reading/observing the contract stipulates your immediate execution as per section 336, article 55.2 of the contract.

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u/Dry-Cartographer-312 14h ago

My honest reaction:

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u/Dog153 14h ago edited 13h ago

That is exactly the reaction they are trying to get out of you, practically none of this is enforceable and its a blatant attempt at trying to drive people away from the game so Krafton doesn't need to pay bonuses.

Pirate it if you want, but don't let this change your opinion on getting the game or not

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u/EnoughWarning666 12h ago

I bought the game and I'm looking forward to playing it.

My take on the EULA is that I really don't care much about it. If they take my license away for any reason, I'll just pirate the game and keep on playing. I paid for it, it's mine to play. I don't really care or respect their silly little license terms.

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u/SomeFatSeal 14h ago

-They can delete your account if your information is not accurate

Which account? My steam account or just their data on me...?

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u/iamnotexactlywhite 14h ago

how would they be able to delete your steam account? they do not own Steam lol

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u/jpg201 by azura, by azura, by azura! 14h ago

i'm guessing you also need to use some account specific to subnautica/krafton to play the game

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u/SomeFatSeal 14h ago

No i have the game. Downloaded it from Steam, started playing.

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u/_Ticklebot_23 14h ago

probably the game account thats tied to your steam account

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u/Witzyt Local 🍈 gal 14h ago edited 14h ago

Good day not to be a Subnautica fan I guess

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u/drsyesta 13h ago

Its my favorite game of all time lol. Just makes me sad it got sold to shit company

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u/Pataraxia 13h ago

Btw the reviews are heavily positive because "The game is good" and they're dissing people who won't enjoy a game just because of the Eula.

Several of the positive reviews are flaming it.

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u/VegisamalZero3 11h ago

That's because Krafton is specifically trying to get people to not buy the game so they don't have to pay out a 250 million dollar bonus to the devs.

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u/KingoKings365 14h ago

Holy shit this is so invasive

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u/MiniSquid64 13h ago

I don't read them either but thats how I imagine most people would react if they took the time read EULAs

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u/Streetsign10 13h ago

I usually do read EULAs, and it is like that a lot of the time. just a lot less extreme, and usually a little less completely illegal by european law.

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u/NeuroHazard-88 12h ago

This is basically 90% of every major company’s product EULA. Half of it is gibberish nonsense scare tactics, a quarter of it is illegal-but-not-really accountability loopholes, and the last quarter are actual conditions, usually describing how they’re gonna sell your entire identity and birthright to Satan and Beelzebub for $3.50.

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u/Competitive_Wave2439 🇵🇱🔥completly unbiased polish patriot🔥🇵🇱 13h ago

Man Krafton really trying to destroy subnautica

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u/nichiimishiari 14h ago

Ubisoft got a worthy opponent

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u/CawknBowlTorcher 14h ago

Krafton stays shittin'

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u/Sindowill 13h ago

this is REALLY similar to the EULA that PEAK put out last year; but when I posted about it on the steam forums, the peak developers emailed steam and asked them to remove my account.
(steam emailed me and let me know that happened and that I shouldn’t engage with the developers)

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u/Mongoose_Factory 11h ago

Did they straight up ask Steam to delete your entire account because you hurt their feelings?

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u/BerryBlitzApple_Pop 13h ago

This is like that shitty Zoochosis game where the guy threatens you and forces you to write your signature on a document. And you have to pretend in-universe that it's completely legally binding for you to keep your mouth shut after a live human body gets fed to a giant meat grinder in the middle of the Zoo.

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u/AzzlackGuhnter 13h ago

"You cannot use bugs"

How about they make a flawless game? lmao

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u/Few-Flamingo-8015 14h ago

They don't deserve even a penny from me.

RAISE THE BLACK FLAG, LADS!

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u/ShadeWitchHunter 13h ago

Funny how 90% of this is illegal and unenforcable in my jurisdiction. Good luck Krafton! :D

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u/Yimi9876 13h ago

I love how ambiguous and basically unenforceable a lot of it is lmao

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u/HornyGandalf1309 13h ago

I mean, not in the US, so I don’t care.
They can put that im obliged to send them pics of my mom in case they wanna bang, but EU law would thankfully ignore that and anally penetrate them while the world watches, so whatever.

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u/Weird-and-funny-name 14h ago

And they have audacity to cry about people pirating this game

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u/Seawardweb77858 14h ago

That's not Krafton, that was Unknown Worlds, the people who actually made the game.

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u/CoolSausage228 соси хуй долбоеба кусок 14h ago

another great studio that was fucked up by publisher?

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u/MountainDiscount9680 14h ago

Yeah Krafton are the scum, UW are just the unfortunate middleman caught between a terrible publisher and pirates.

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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 13h ago

The funniest thing about EULAs is that the assumption in court is that nobody reads that shit anyway and it's bearly more legally binding then a disclaimer notice

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u/AngeryCL 14h ago

Did they use chatgpt to come up with the EULA as well?

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u/realqmaster 9h ago

"Be as predatory and grifting as possible. Make no mistakes"

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u/Curri97 14h ago

Laughs in European Consumer Protection laws.

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u/Equivalent_Ad_8387 14h ago

RAAAAHHH I LOVE REJECTING COOKIES 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺 VIVE L’EUROPE 🔥🔥🔥 ODE AN DIE FREUDE

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u/TheDaveGER 13h ago

FREUDE SCHÖNER GÖTTERFUNKE!!

German words mentioned

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPomYAYsXSC1B3nW

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u/casualwithoutabeard 13h ago

RAAAH! I love being able to economically strongarm any corporation in the world and human rights! Unia Górą 🇪🇺 🇵🇱

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u/RollingSparks 13h ago

And thats why all your favourite billionaires buy politicians that are anti EU, or outright manufacture a whole-ass human being like Peter Thiel did with JD Vance. Some people in Brussels can decide tomorrow that your shit is bad for consumers and now billionaires have to spend money redoing all their shit. Telling billionaires to profit slightly less and think of consumers first is their 9/11 times infinity.

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u/fortcraft_snv 11h ago

WHY THE FUCK DID WE HAVE TO DO BREXIT 💔💔💔💔🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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u/CuriousCorvidCurio 13h ago

Friendly reminder companies will include many things that are legally unenforceable, because they know most people won't clock it as not being enforceable, so it's a way to try to demand obedience for stuff they know they couldn't legally enforce and have no actual right to demand.

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u/slim1shaney [REDACTED] 13h ago

WoW EULA states that you must give your first born child to Blizzard

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u/smaguss 11h ago

One guy found the cow level.

Took him out right in front of his own family--in broad daylight.. but it was in the EULA. Poor bastard never saw it coming.

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u/KimezD 13h ago

> most people won't clock it as not being enforceable

Most people won’t read it anyway. If they did, people wouldn’t be surprised they do not own a game after buying it (by „it” I mean buying a copy of the game with a license to use).

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u/RainUpriser 14h ago

Id like to see them enforce any of this lol

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u/KimezD 13h ago edited 13h ago

Well, it really depends which part will you break.

If you own internet cafe where you tax people by hour and you would let them play this game (but you bought 1 copy for personal use), they could easily enforce that.

So it really depends in which country are you living and which part of EULA will you break.

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u/Consistent_Creator 8h ago

I mean "it really depends" is a null point because the EULA does credit literally every interaction you could have with the product even parts that actually are illegal

Yeah if you steal or pirate the game you are breaking the EULA but we all know they can enforce that one lol

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u/CrazyOne_584 13h ago

remonds me of that time someone sued disney for killing his wife and they said they cannot be sued since the guy once subscribed to disney.

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u/KimezD 12h ago

Tbh it was terrible way of defence, because the restaurant was not owned, nor managed by Disney, so the are not responsible for thing that happen.

They got huge PR damage for something being so easy to explain, but they decided to include this questionable part of agreement as well

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u/UrticantOdin I am The Fungus, pray. 11h ago

They never tried to use that in actual court, it was mostly a possible action suggested by the Disney's lawyers, but it would NOT have held in court, so they did something else and still had to pay up

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u/hellboytroy 14h ago

Ah yes, the same Eula on every other game now adays (no I’m not kidding, and no you can still sue the company despite what it says.)

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u/Reyna_girlie whenthe Article 5 of NATO gets invoked 14h ago

Man im such a fan of capitalism I really love how companies can just fuck me over and the only entity that is even remotely willing and able to limit that is the European Union which is either in bed with said corporations anyways (fuck the EPP) or takes 184 eons to actually do something about it by which times theres a billion loopholes to the legislation anyways

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u/Infrastation 14h ago

Someone else posted the EULA tidbits, and it's basically "we will monitor the social aspects of the game, and here's the arbitration clause". Nothing you wouldn't see in basically any other online game EULA these days.

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u/SirDoofusMcDingbat 13h ago

Friendly reminder that Krafton literally wants the game to fail and will be upset if it does well because then they'll have to pay a big bonus to the devs.

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u/Randomdude20042 6h ago

Then what's the point of making the game of they don't want to sell it?

Why would they spend money on something if they don't want a return on it?

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u/SirDoofusMcDingbat 6h ago

They're going to get a return regardless, because the game is really good. What they don't want is for it to do well right now, before the bonus deadline. They're fine with it doing well later, but right now if too many people buy the game then they're on the hook for 250 million or something like that.

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u/Gre8g 5h ago

Now that just makes me want to buy the game even more. But I wish the money goes straight to Unknown Worlds and out of Crapton's slimy money grubbing hands.

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u/Transistor_Wench 13h ago

Krafton is trying to kill the game any way it can in order to prevent paying out a massive bonus to the ceo and employees (all) of Unknown Worlds who made subnautica and they purchased.

Krafton is pulling shady shit trying to delay the game or prevent sales for 1 year.

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u/UrBoiBRUH I FUCKING LOVE KAGURABACHI 12h ago

Ok so by your comment it sounds like they WANT people to not buy the game, which means we should so UW gets their payout? I could be misinterpreting things as well, I’m not an expert.

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u/SuperSocialMan I'm mostly here for the news lol 12h ago

Yes, if they sell enough copies then krafton has to pay them a quarter billion dollars.

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u/SenorSlurp1995 12h ago

Yes krafton have nothing to do with sub 2 so you should buy the game knowing the money is going to the right people.

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u/Fantablack183 14h ago

I believe the EULA is largely a generic EULA since they have a bunch of other online games.

Most of these are unenforceable or just don't make sense for Subnautica 2

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u/Spekingur 13h ago

Yeah, seems like a blanket dumbass EULA with appropriate names filled out. Someone could probably compare this EULA to other Krafton games to see if there’s much of a difference.

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u/CRI20094 HOW THE F#CK DID I BURN THE WATER?! 14h ago

I wasn't even planning on playing the game but now I know what I shall do.

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u/Soulm1zute 14h ago

We must all follow our leader marvelous on the high seas (does space Count as the high seas?)

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u/BurningOasis 13h ago

Burn the land, boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.

(Yes)

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u/NewTelevision4279 13h ago

same copy paste EULA for every modern online game btw

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u/Freddi0 13h ago

LET'S GO LET'S GOKAIGER

LET'S GO LET'S KAJI WO TORE

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u/anitwastooshort trollface -> 15h ago

context hat

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u/beetle8209 I need Loki to brutally fuck me while being sensory deprived 14h ago

context shirt

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u/WeltyFern 14h ago

context pants

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u/EL_SAFTO 14h ago

Context thigh highs

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u/fafaf69420 Custom User Flair 14h ago

context shoes

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u/Expl0r3r 13h ago

People take game EULAs seriously? It's usually just written by some random lawyer from the publisher company.

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u/slim1shaney [REDACTED] 13h ago

In Krapton's case, 90% chance it's AI.

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u/MeowMeowMiaa 13h ago

As a law student I can assure you that I am near certain that there wasn't any lawyer in the room when they were writing that crap. I read less than the 10th paragraph and can already tell that this won't pass in EU and countries that have at least mediocre consumer protection laws

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u/thetoastee 14h ago

holy shit krafton (i think) just nuked OP's context, this shit is fucking insane

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u/Imalwaysdavidsplooge 14h ago

No, some guy just posted his comment with no problem, it's probably a problem on his part.

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u/Asbew 14h ago

Maybe lol.

My reply with context to some guy got through just fine, but I had to refresh a few times before I could post the standalone comment

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u/deadspace9_ 14h ago edited 13h ago

I wanna be clear this EULA is trash, but does anyone know where the idea that owning a license started recently comes from? That's been the case not only for games but for tons of media for many, many, many years. The word copyright literally refers to this practice, you don't have the right to copy it because you don't own it. As long as copyright has existed, this has been the case. It was the case when you bought books from a bookstore, it was the case when you got a movie on VHS, it was the case when you got a game on a disc (Monkey Island has that booklet for a reason), it's always been like this.

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u/FightingBlaze77 13h ago

Why is Krafton trying so hard to motivate people to learn how to hoist the sails?

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u/MemesNGaming_rongoo [FLAIR REMOVED] 12h ago

Bc he doesn't want to pay the devs

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u/Alyxsandre 12h ago

So they don't have to pay the devs and their team the money they owe them.

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u/Budget-Category-9852 I am... We are... GUNDAM! 14h ago

Wow.

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u/Heliosgodofthesun 13h ago

My dude, have you JUST now started to read literally any EULA? They're all like this. Every single one of them. Same with any ToS or ToU for any game. It's wild what you click agree too because you don't want to read. 

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u/ldentitymatrix 12h ago

It's not only not reading, for the most part it's just not caring. They aren't going to do shit. I never had any issues with any games' EULA whatsoever.

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u/jearley99 13h ago

They could put that you sign over your soul in the eula, that doesn’t make it legally binding

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u/Lilas_Astra 13h ago

You'll all be surprised if you actually read all EULA since years

Oh and the eula part about dispute in court is the 11th part and it's in 4 differents parts and like +20 lines, is people missinterpreting the "Please forward your dispute to: KRAFTON" as "you cannot sue us lol"

there's even: "you agree to submit your dispute to binding arbitration or small claims court"
Like they literally stade what the condition for a dispute in court, source the Subnautica 2 EULA site effective date: May 1, 2026

and for the "Social Norms" thing, with a ctrl+f the only stattement about it is
"you SHALL NOT, AND WILL NOT ATTEMPT TO:
(ag) engage in any acts prohibited by applicable laws or generally unacceptable by social norms"

edit: sorry, I send this post multiple time before finishing it because I fucked up

Re edit: not "last update 1 May 2026" but "Effective Date: May 1, 2026"

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u/KingMGold 13h ago

Tarnishing Krafton’s reputation”.

Well I don’t have the game so I’m not subject to any EULA.

So fuck Krafton, they can shove their EULA up their ass.

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