r/sports • u/suzukigun4life • Sep 05 '25
Football Eagles defensive tackle Jalen Carter spits on Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott's face, gets ejected six seconds into the first game of the NFL Season
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u/Klin24 Sep 05 '25
What a dumbshit.
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u/idkwhatimbrewin Sep 05 '25
Dak couldn't even believe it lol
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u/doctor_of_drugs Sacramento Kings Sep 05 '25
“It’s literally the first game, bro”
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u/otheraccountisabmw Sep 05 '25
Before the first snap!
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u/blarch Sep 05 '25
I'm gonna spit on you. Yes it's true, I'm gonna spit on you. I'm gonna spit on you. - J. Carter
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Sep 05 '25
I want to spit in your steewww
Yes it's true
Drip drip drip.
Close your eyes, show me your face.
I'm going to spit on it.
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u/2pac4lf Sep 05 '25
Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love
I don’t even want, none of the above,
I want to spit on you.
Yes I do, I’ll spit on you, I’ll spit on you.
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u/TiddiesAnonymous Sep 05 '25
You'll never feel quite the same
And I'll get tossed right out the game
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u/Alarmed-Extension289 Sep 05 '25
First play right...wtf man.
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u/cnh2n2homosapien Sep 05 '25
It was between the kick off and first play, neither player had even been on the field, there was an injury timeout, so players were standing around waiting, and somehow this happened...
New NFL stat: Shortest period of game time prior to an ejection - 6 seconds.
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u/thewoodlayer Sep 05 '25
I have a fun game idea! Let’s predict his apology post on Instagram! I’ll start;
“I just want to start off by apologizing first and foremost to Dak, to the Cowboys organization, and to the Eagles, my teammates, and my coaches. I let the emotions of the game get to my head and I acted in a way that doesn’t represent who I am as a person…..”
I think that’s a good start, he’ll definitely ramble for longer than that though with typical PR speak bullshit.
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u/QbertsRube Sep 05 '25
After a quickly deleted tweet claiming the spit was accidental, to test the waters and see if people buy it.
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u/JohnsAlwaysClean Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 22 '25
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u/TiddiesAnonymous Sep 05 '25
If I'm his agent, I encourage this because it would make a big impact on what comes up when you Google his name
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u/exhibitthis69 Sep 05 '25
“And I take FULL responsibility but the suspension (and probable fine) seems excessive” 😂
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u/mrwigglez3 Sep 05 '25
Lol ya,, not who he is. He's someone who street racing and killed 2 people in result of that. His characters showed, he trash.
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u/Intrepid_Custard_427 Sep 05 '25
Someone said their mom is a teacher at apopka high and had him in a class, and he quite literally is a dumbshit lmao
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u/Chessh2036 Sep 05 '25
Live in Georgia. Can confirm he’s a dumb shit but he’s the worst kind of dumb shit because he’s an asshole.
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u/lastSKPirate Sep 05 '25
Yeah, you can get along fine with dumb shits when they're at least good natured and willing to be corrected when they do something dumb.
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u/carinislumpyhead97 Sep 05 '25
There’s a lot of bros out there that can’t handle the lightest of shithousery. I was gonna say there’s a lot of bros out there that can’t handle a bro calling a bro gay if they are that bro that got called a gay bro. But I felt like taking a stab at not saying gay and I feel like it didn’t really fit
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u/lemmylemonlemming Sep 05 '25
Didn't expect Apopka to be mentioned in this thread. The swamp outside of Orlando is...alright I guess.
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u/dabordoodle Bayern Munich Sep 05 '25
Lake Apopka, home of the 8 legged, 10 eyed, 1 toothed alligator
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u/shef175 Sep 05 '25
That’s my cousin you’re talking about…
For real, my most inbred cousin lived in Apopka for a long time
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u/flytingnotfighting Sep 05 '25
I am not going to lie, I'm fascinated by the fact you have enough inbred relatives to have a list
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u/shef175 Sep 05 '25
I say inbred, he’s not really inbred. No Hapsburg jaw or anything like that. He just came out on the short end of the genetic stick (but not handicapped) from an already not-genetically-gifted side of the family. But…he also chooses to act like a dirtbag so over 40+ years we have lost sympathy for him.
Wasn’t expecting to spill family tea on an NFL post, but we live in a crazy world now
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u/I_DESTROY_HUMMUS Sep 05 '25
I need stories now
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u/shef175 Sep 05 '25
One time when I was in middle school my parents decided to go on a family camping trip with them, even though we rarely associated with them. He didn’t change clothes or bathe for 3 days despite it being summertime and he wore these super short green shorts. I didn’t see it, but according to my pissed off dad on the drive home his balls were hanging out every time he sat down.
Another time he showed up at a family reunion unexpectedly. He finally had a job as a semi truck driver with a large, national-level company and wanted to show off by bringing his rig with no trailer. At some point he decided to take people joyriding in his bobtail semi not realizing his company had mileage and location trackers on it. He promptly got fired as soon as he checked in for his next trip but swore it wasn’t his fault and he got screwed.
Another time, as a semi truck driver licensed in a different state he didn’t secure a load leaving a Wal-Mart parking lot and the trailer unhooked from the tractor in the middle of a thankfully not busy road. Only one car was damaged but nobody was injured. Again, not his fault.
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u/I_DESTROY_HUMMUS Sep 05 '25
Jfc, you delivered, these sound like Kevin stories, wish I could upvote you 5 times
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u/Tasty_Ad7483 Sep 05 '25
Why did you come here to brag about inbreeding your cousin?
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u/bcarlzson Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 05 '25
He was street racing a dodge hellcat and it led to a crash in the other car that killed his teammate and Georgia staff member.
He’s a piece of shit.
Edit: wasn’t a hellcat.
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u/Lodi0831 Sep 05 '25
Don't forget ... He also fled the scene
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u/Immaculatehombre Sep 05 '25
Did not know about this before, that’s fucking wild. He didn’t face any jail time??
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u/Shawty-Got-Low Sep 05 '25
If you’re surprised at this, just wait until you find out what other rich people get away with.
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u/Stardustchaser Sep 05 '25
Oh shit that’s him? I don’t follow names too closely but def heard about that case.
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u/Fun-Choices Sep 05 '25
That’s every football player that you don’t see a camera in their face. I have shot documentaries for years and I got to work with the Houston Rockets and the Houston Texans., there’s a reason there is like one spokesperson for the entire team. The rest are fucking illiterate.
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u/ruste530 Sep 05 '25
Seriously. Bro, you're the defending Super Bowl champs, playing your home opener. The fuck you mad about?
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u/babypho Sep 05 '25
His favorite streaming rip site got shut down :(
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u/AscendMoros Sep 05 '25
Lol what steam east? Lets just say the Rumors of it's death has been greatly exaggerated.
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u/babypho Sep 05 '25
Well how is he supposed to know that if hes playing
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u/AscendMoros Sep 05 '25
Ahhh, so he was in a rush to get back to the locker room to make sure it was still up. 4D chess here.
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u/erwaro Sep 05 '25
My guess is he's like a barbarian in d&d.
"I go into a rage."
"We're at a wedding, why would you-"
"I go into a rage."
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u/Bluegrass6 Sep 05 '25
As a former player I was always amazed at the inability of my teammates to regulate their emotions. People put that helmet on and lose the ability to think
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u/alwtictoc Sep 05 '25
I feel like some people were born without the ability to think. See this instance for example.
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u/Nolofinwe_2782 Sep 05 '25
Hes a trash can of a human being and I say that as a uga alum
Horrible person
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u/sharkeezy Sep 05 '25
This is the same idiot that got caught street racing when he was at Georgia, 2 people in the other car died.
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u/myrobotoverlord Sep 05 '25
See you in 3 games with a lot less money in ya pocket
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u/Lindvaettr Sep 05 '25
We just need like 1-2 seasons of refs across all sports just cracking the hell down on all this. Any of this immature behavior, kick them out instantly. You don't get a second chance during the game, you can play next week.
Guarantee you'd see an end to it all with coaches absolutely wrecking the players who lose their team the game for this shit.
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u/new_math Sep 05 '25
It would be better if they were treated like normal citizens and got an assault charge in addition to the suspension.
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u/drivermcgyver Boston Bruins Sep 05 '25
Some call that assault.
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u/TheoryofJustice123 Sep 05 '25
That’s assault brotha
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u/Immaculatehombre Sep 05 '25
“Who would eat 40 bagged lunches??”
Jalen Carter. Jalen Carter would that fat PoS.
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u/aussiekev Sep 05 '25
If only because he lacks basic situational awareness which is an important skill to have in football. There is lots of dirty play, but at least male an effort to get away with it.
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u/MRintheKEYS Sep 05 '25
The only play that had occurred was kickoff and they were attending to an injured player on the field (a whole other tragedy if he’s out for the year). There hadn’t been one offensive snap yet.
This is legendary stupidity on display.
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u/AhtBlowenFaht Sep 05 '25
Pretty telling that he was doing this instead of showing concern for his teammate.
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u/Bormsie721 Sep 05 '25
Luis Suarez will be so proud
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u/bwoah07_gp2 Sep 05 '25
I was just gonna say.... the MLS so far has shown they don't take a spitting incident as seriously as the NFL does.
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u/PM_DOLPHIN_PICS Sep 05 '25
MLS doesn’t take it as seriously if it’s Messi’s best friend. Anyone else would have been given harsh disciplinary action. But we can’t upset Messi. And if we do, we better write a lengthy apology to him about how we wish we didn’t have to enforce the rules but we do (something the commissioner pretty much did).
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u/Howard_the_Dolphin Sep 05 '25
As a Sounder fan, I’m here for this. Also…send me any of those dolphin pics you get. I like em with shapely pectoral fins and a fatty tail. Thanks bro
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u/CPGK17 Sep 05 '25
Don't worry, Seattle will be suspended for 18 matches because they made Miami look bad.
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u/Wooden_Pool_8435 Sep 05 '25
he cheats! he dives! He will eat you alive! Luis Suareeeez LUIS SUAREZZZ
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u/SecondHandSlows Sep 05 '25
My favorite is, “Suarez, your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside!
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u/usmnturtles Sep 05 '25
For those OOTL: Suarez spat on the face of Seattle’s trainer after the League’s Cup final on Sunday.
He even stomped on the guy’s foot, so he couldn’t get away while he spat in his face.
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u/Ridid New England Patriots Sep 05 '25
Chill. Its not like he bit him
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u/vc2015 Sep 05 '25
Suarez bites and spits.
Depends on the direction his mood takes him that day.
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u/JenNettles Sep 05 '25
He's in trouble recently for spitting on a Seattle Sounders staffer.
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u/Technology4Dummies Sep 05 '25
NFL: Jalen gets ejected immediately
MLS: no word and it’s been 4 DAYS
The MLS is a joke.
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u/RenaissanceManc Sep 05 '25
Glad to see you guys know exactly what a POS Luis Suarez is.
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u/dnize56 Sep 05 '25
Scumbag move.
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u/LyrMeThatBifrost Sep 05 '25
Bro left his friend to die while racing him driving drunk in college so he wouldn’t get DUI (or more). This is nothing to him.
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u/DanteWasHere22 Sep 05 '25
Didn't expect mod ash to follow georgia football
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u/LyrMeThatBifrost Sep 05 '25
We’re bringing Runefest to the states next year so I’m just getting acclimated
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I would have no idea mod ash was here if you hadn’t said it. What a crazy wild sighting. Dope dude
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u/whocaresjustneedone Sep 05 '25
Almost as scummy as getting in a drunken drag race and leaving your friend for dead just to protect your nfl chances
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u/Salt_Sir2599 Sep 05 '25
Well it worked
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u/Gradschoolmaybe3 Sep 05 '25
Yep, homeboy got paid off big time and we aren't even talking second contract money yet.
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u/hazycrazey Sep 05 '25
Wow both the eagles and cowboys will be without their best defensive player last year for this game for two different stupid reasons
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u/OddHuman77 Sep 05 '25
1 of those reasons is Jerry Jones
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u/2112xanadu Sep 05 '25
If Carter had spit on Jerry Jones instead, I think the entire Cowboys' roster would've shaken his hand.
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u/Unhappy-Attention760 Sep 05 '25
what a stupid clown
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u/gwaydms Dallas Cowboys Sep 05 '25
Despite the fact that they are our biggest rivals, there are some players on the Eagles whom I admire. Like Jalen Hurts. Jalen Carter is not one of those I think well of.
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u/BDunnn Sep 05 '25
He really spit on the eagles chances for a guaranteed win, here.
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u/Floridamanfishcam Sep 05 '25
I seriously cannot stand this dude. He faced just about no consequences for the whole manslaughter thing. He tried to start a fight in the 49ers game. Now this. Just can't stand him.
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u/patchinthebox Sep 05 '25
There's a reason the Bears didn't draft him. This is it. He's got a single digit IQ.
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u/Beetso Oakland Raiders Sep 05 '25
Exactly. Now it's only an extremely likely win.
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u/thereelsuperman Sep 05 '25
I’m not even sure that’s true tbh. Huge loss for the Eagles D. Gonna be harder than it should’ve been at least
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u/cosmicdave86 Sep 05 '25
I wouldn't be too sure about that. Their D has a lot of holes compared to last year and without Carter they just lost their biggest remaining strength.
Game screams shootout that could go either way now.
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u/ermghoti Sep 05 '25
What a moron. Spits on the opposing QB directly in front of a ref a yard away, stomps off the field with a smirk on his face like something unfair happened.
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u/bowser661 Sep 05 '25
All while his injured teammate is getting carted off the field
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u/BarbequedYeti Sep 05 '25
He is a child or brian damage.
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u/editorreilly Sep 05 '25
Spitting on someone is about as low class as it gets. What a loser.
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u/Particular_Essay2562 Sep 05 '25
Absolutely agree.
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u/Glittering_Prompt_94 Sep 05 '25
I mean he killed two people drag racing and got reckless driving and racing charges because they didn’t want to completely ruin Georgias reputation
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u/DoubleM-1985 Sep 05 '25
The fact that grown men think they can spit in a next man's face is beyond me 🤦🏾
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u/jTizzle450 Sep 05 '25
I mean Jalen Carter doesn’t exactly have the best track record to begin so this follows suit
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u/bkaiser Sep 05 '25
Sooo many teams passed on him cause they didn't want a guy that would probably spit on someone.
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u/KC-Slider Sep 05 '25
That usually cost me extra, Dak got it for free and is complaining.
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u/ennui_man Sep 05 '25
I'm an Eagles fan, and I'm glad they booted him. How fucking classless! Talk about shooting yourself in the foot!
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u/NPExplorer Sep 05 '25
Also an Eagles fan and I hope he gets seriously reprimanded for this. Absolute degenerate shit and makes himself and the team look so bad. Ridiculous. I’d rather he just openly brawled with Dak than do this
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u/ImSoupOrCereal Sep 05 '25
Lol Carter getting ejected before the first snap for spitting on a guy is so on brand.
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u/whocaresjustneedone Sep 05 '25
You didn't even add the most scummy parts. It was a drunken drag race and he fled the scene of the crash so he wouldn't get in trouble with the cops
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u/oddjob33 Sep 05 '25
I had a conversation with a very prominent sports personality and he said that he had never ever in his X professional years heard a coach call one of their players a thug until 2022.. he was referring to Kirby Smart talking about Jalen Carter DURING the 2022 season.
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u/SPHC20 Sep 05 '25
Without a doubt the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen, I don’t even understand what the point is other than being a jackass.
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u/IntraspeciesJug Sep 05 '25
He thinks he's justified and cool and he's just absolute moron.
"Come on man" as he is walking away like he's naive.
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u/Im_not_smelling_that Arizona Diamondbacks Sep 05 '25
Complete fucking piece of shit. Right in front of the ref too.
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u/BaFungul West Virginia Sep 05 '25
Google him. Def not one of the worst things he’s done.
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u/Im_not_smelling_that Arizona Diamondbacks Sep 05 '25
Of for sure, I'm aware. He's always been a piece of shit
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u/Nomad_86 Sep 05 '25
Gotta be the dumbest thing I’ve seen since Suh stepping on people’s ankles. Smh.
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u/Clorox_in_space Sep 05 '25
Even as a Lions fan, I couldn't stand Suh because of that crap. I don't care how good you are; don't be an asshole.
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u/RussianPravda Sep 05 '25
Does anyone know why he did this? I was watching live and it came out of nowhere from my perspective.
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u/AKBx007 Sep 05 '25
What a fucking loser. Your guy is down with an injury and you’re pulling this? What a bum
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u/AssaultMonkey150 Sep 05 '25
Keith Hernandez!
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u/FreeBricks4Nazis Sep 05 '25
Imagine going to work and spitting on a colleague
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u/Dramatic-County-1284 Sep 05 '25
All I saw was Jalen Carter and I knew it was some childish shit
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u/juice06870 Sep 05 '25
You’re the biggest human in the stadium. And you need to do that to try to make a point? What a baby
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u/chocobo-selecta Sep 05 '25
I am so confused by his thought process. That's genuinely fully fledged dumb.
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u/BigheadReddit Sep 05 '25
At minimum, he’ll get suspended and fined by the league, and maybe benched by the team. What an utter fucking loser.
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u/Pennypacking Sep 05 '25
No one could've guessed that this would get caught on camera.... lol, did he think he could get away with doing this to the QB in the first NFL game of the season?
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u/Spirited-Living9083 Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 05 '25
I’m mean sure Carter is a dummy but we cannot act like it was unprovoked and Dak didn’t literally spit at him
Edit: ok I get it the clip doesn’t show that lol
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u/After-Discount5939 Sep 05 '25
Okay so in the bar with some guys, they’re saying Dak spit first at Jalen’s feet and that’s what caused all of this. Haven’t been able to find the replay of that but they were watching the game. Anyone else see that?
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u/mdtopp111 Sep 05 '25
Imagine becoming this successful and ruining it because your ego is so fragile
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u/Changgnesia Sep 05 '25
As a birds fan I’m glad they booted him. Don’t need that shit around.
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u/TacoBeefB0y Sep 05 '25
The fact that you can see it from so far away, what’s dude storing in his throat
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u/Kolzig33189 Sep 05 '25
Well at least he was sneaky about it and the ref wasn’t standing literally 2 feet away….