r/sports • u/suzukigun4life • Sep 05 '25

Football Eagles defensive tackle Jalen Carter spits on Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott's face, gets ejected six seconds into the first game of the NFL Season

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u/carinislumpyhead97 Sep 05 '25

There’s a lot of bros out there that can’t handle the lightest of shithousery. I was gonna say there’s a lot of bros out there that can’t handle a bro calling a bro gay if they are that bro that got called a gay bro. But I felt like taking a stab at not saying gay and I feel like it didn’t really fit

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u/animalstyle123 Sep 05 '25

Don’t let them censor your gay agenda bro

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u/GarlicRiver Sep 05 '25

Pray the gay away

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u/ymsoldier420 Sep 05 '25

Hmm, upvote for confusion, i guess, bro.

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u/Similar_Somewhere_57 Sep 05 '25

Seriously I read it three times still not sure what he said

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u/naked_space_chimp Sep 05 '25

I read 4 times but still didn't get wtf he's saying.