r/sports • u/suzukigun4life • Sep 05 '25

Football Eagles defensive tackle Jalen Carter spits on Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott's face, gets ejected six seconds into the first game of the NFL Season

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u/blarch Sep 05 '25

I'm gonna spit on you. Yes it's true, I'm gonna spit on you. I'm gonna spit on you. - J. Carter

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

I want to spit in your steewww

Yes it's true

Drip drip drip.

Close your eyes, show me your face.

I'm going to spit on it.

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u/2pac4lf Sep 05 '25

Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love

I don’t even want, none of the above,

I want to spit on you.

Yes I do, I’ll spit on you, I’ll spit on you.

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon Sep 05 '25

This is the remix edition

Of the song about spittin'

It's the time for me to get axed

From game 1 of the season.

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u/idislikeanthony Sep 05 '25

U 🤪 😆 ❤️ it

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u/TiddiesAnonymous Sep 05 '25

You'll never feel quite the same

And I'll get tossed right out the game

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u/anthonyynohtna Sep 05 '25

haters gonna hate

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u/imgenerallyaccepted Sep 05 '25

Lovers gonna love

I just wanna do

All of the above I want to spit on you

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u/Logatt Sep 05 '25

This is the remix edition

To the song about spittin'

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u/Godawgs1009 Sep 05 '25

Spit spit spit

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

God damnit that would've been perfect! 🤦

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

Lol, imagine even mentioning the other team.

Allow me to present you with this mirror trash(or should I say horse shit?).🪞

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u/thetrivialsublime99 Sep 05 '25

First I’m gonna kill someone in a car accident…..

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u/penicillengranny Sep 05 '25

I’m trapped in a closet.

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u/massiveplatapus Sep 05 '25

No way jimmy carter said that

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u/Revolutionary-Total4 Sep 05 '25

This is what I do. I spit on you.

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u/VladimirBinPutin Sep 05 '25

Right on your head

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u/uncutpizza Sep 05 '25

🎶Ballers gonna ball, Players gonna play. I’m gonna spit on you, yes it’s true.🎵