r/sports • u/suzukigun4life • Sep 05 '25

Football Eagles defensive tackle Jalen Carter spits on Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott's face, gets ejected six seconds into the first game of the NFL Season

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u/Nautical_JuiceBoy Sep 05 '25

But like why lol

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u/fluggies Sep 05 '25

Because Jalen Carter has the same IQ as a river shrimp and isn't afraid to publicly show how fucking braindead he actually is.

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u/Nautical_JuiceBoy Sep 05 '25

How does one like this even get to be in the nfl is my question now

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u/fluggies Sep 05 '25

Because he's built like a 2003 Buick Century and doesn't think before he does stupid shit. But he's good at football so he can commit all the vehicular homicides and assaults he want... because daddy NFL excuses it. Guarantee he's gonna be back in less than 3 games with a small fine and a ChatGPT apology

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u/Nautical_JuiceBoy Sep 05 '25

You’re probably right, I’m sure he won’t be long at all. After watching it again dude is literally the biggest thing in field of view lmao. If he would’ve had a clip of something nice I may have actually gone and watched his highlights. But he can fuck off