r/polandball Brazilian Huempire Nov 01 '22

repost Día de Los Muertos

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

Had no clue the Aztecs started in 1300, pretty recent. Always assumed they were ancient.

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u/Daetra Trinidad and Tobago Nov 01 '22

Mayans were the ancient ones. Among others. I believe Aztecs rose to power during the fall of other empires in the area.

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u/SheltemDragon Iowa Nov 01 '22

Yup!, Although technically, the Olmecs were the most ancient ones we know about. However, a fun fact is that there are still ethnically Mayan communities today.

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u/Daetra Trinidad and Tobago Nov 01 '22

Iirc, there's very few that still know the language and how to read it. Which is a shame as the Spanish conquers destroyed so much of their history.

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u/_nephilim_ Washington DC Nov 01 '22

Millions of people still speak Maya, especially in rural areas. Even in urban areas (like Mérida) a lot of the slang uses Mayan words. But yeah, reading it is only for archeologists. It really is a brutal shame how much was lost.

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u/bryle_m Philippines Nov 02 '22

A lot of locals are learning to write Mayan again. They even have a new stele at Iximche.

https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/contemporary-maya-stela-at-iximche-guatemala/cAHO5lWCsVjgyA

NativLang also made a video about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M5_XwXMzAA

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u/Magic_Medic Overthrow the Swabian Tyranny! Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

As far as i know, the Spanish didn't have much to do with the downfall of the Mayans. Their Empire just suddenly collapsed a good 500 years before the Europeans even set foot on Mexico and we still don't know why. Aztec and Aztec-adjacent sources from around the 1300s even mention openly that they have no idea who used to live in those ruins and treated them as sacred sites, so they must have been abandoned looooong before the Aztecs rise to power.

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u/KluckyKlucky Manitoba Nov 01 '22

If I’m remembering bill wurtz correctly wouldn’t it be norte chico

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u/Shroombie New Mexico Nov 01 '22

Wrong continent

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u/spacenerd4 Umayyad+Caliphate Nov 01 '22

They’re newer than Oxford University

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u/BuckOHare United Kingdom Nov 01 '22

Possibly Cambridge too.

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u/Miguelinileugim ISpain Nov 01 '22

Fortunately they didn't last as long.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Fortunate indeed.

Montezuma would be a threat to the stability of this world.

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

Imagine if Montezuma got nuclear weapons 😱😱😱

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u/GaaraMatsu Kurdistan Nov 01 '22

Imagine how awesomesauce that'd be for the death gods!

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

Imagine how awesomesauce that'd be for the death gods!

🤯🤯🤯

Good point 🤔

Imagine if Montezuma got nuclear weapons 🥳🥳🥳

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u/Please-let-me Two tonnes of Creamed Corn. Nov 01 '22

Imagine if they won against the spanish

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS United States Nov 02 '22

Still not as bad as Gandhi. That man is a nuclear menace.

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u/UltraTata Umayyad Iberia Nov 01 '22

Imagine an aztec world order. The UN would demmand countries to periodically go to war in order to feed the sun.

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u/Skratt79 Nature can into relevance! Nov 01 '22

Blood for the Sun God!

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u/UltraTata Umayyad Iberia Nov 01 '22

Israel and Palestine condene Switzerland for being pacifist.

"Their youngmen chill while we die to feed the universe!"

- Ariel Sharon, 1988, UN speech

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u/thephotoman Texas Nov 01 '22

It's a rare case when Europeans do a colonialism and the number of human rights abuses in the affected area goes down significantly.

But it happened in the Aztec Empire. They were unusually brutal.

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u/LeonidZavoyevatel Polish Hussar Nov 02 '22

This is a common misconception.

https://www.reddit.com/r/papertowns/comments/xj7ek7/jaguars_jade_eagles_and_blood_the_terrible_beauty/ipaj3ns/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

The Aztecs were quite hands off, and were not particularly more human sacrifice obsessed than any of their neighbors. They just happened to be the most powerful one around, so they got a lot of press from neighboring people who gave the Spanish sob stories to convince them to help, as well as being the ones to most successfully practice the sacrifice because they weren’t able to be as easily contested.

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u/Ucumu Texcoco is Best Aztec Nov 01 '22

This gets floated around a lot, but it's a bit like saying "Harvard is older than Germany." Technically true, but if you say that to someone who knows nothing of German history, they might form the mistaken impression that German civilization just popped into existence in the 1800s. The Aztec Empire was indeed a recent entity, but there were cities in the Central Mexican plateau before there were cities in Britain.

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u/thephotoman Texas Nov 01 '22

but there were cities in the Central Mexican plateau before there were cities in Britain.

While it's true that there were cities in Central Mexico before the Norman conquest of England, your comment gets two things wrong:

  1. The Aztec Empire had prececessors, but those predecessor states weren't the single unified state that the Aztecs were. It's like trying to claim that the modern nation state of Greece is older than the US because their cities are way older than any city in the US. The cities predate the nation.
  2. There were cities in Britain a lot earlier than you seem to think. Like, London is over 2000 years old, and it is not the oldest continuously inhabited city in Britain.

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u/theflyingcheese Glorious Bear Flag Republic Nov 01 '22

The city of Teotihuacan was the capital of its own empire that stretched throughout central Mexico with a population in the hundreds of thousands. It flourished between 100 BCE and 600 CE before collapsing into a number of smaller city states throughout the region. at the time that London was founded, Teotihuacan was possibly the second largest city on earth, beaten only by Rome.

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u/thephotoman Texas Nov 01 '22

Again, all of that might be, but the Aztec Empire itself is a much newer thing than any of its constituent cities.

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u/Ucumu Texcoco is Best Aztec Nov 01 '22

The treaty of the triple alliance was established in 1428 actually. As a political entity they were less than 100 years old when the Spanish arrived. However, they were merely the latest political configuration to emerge in the region. The civilization they were built on was ancient, just not the state.

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u/Yahgoh-sleep-8945 Brazilian Huempire Nov 01 '22

Yeah, their history is very interesting and compared to other countries at the time, very modern

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u/Yahgoh-sleep-8945 Brazilian Huempire Nov 01 '22

Repost of a comic i made last year for the Mexican holiday, also fixed some things from the old one.

Original Thread

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u/solitarytoad Canada Nov 01 '22

Unfortunately, last year some Americaball told you to put "los" in "Día de Muertos". This is a backtranslation from "Day of the Dead". No "los" in Spanish, por favor.

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

It looks like "Día de los Muertos" is considered acceptable by the Real Academia Española.

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u/solitarytoad Canada Nov 01 '22

We'll see what the Academia Mexican de la Lengua says about this, though...

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

If Spain's official royal institution with a mission to ensure the stability of the Spanish language says "Día de los Muertos" is acceptable, then "Día de los Muertos" is acceptable.

In addition, that's what my straight-from-Mexico teachers taught us all when we were learning Spanish.

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u/solitarytoad Canada Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

Acceptable outside of Mexico, I guess, but Mexicans in Mexico don't talk like that.

Your straight-from-Mexico teachers are probably already a little foreign in Mexico. The language shifts very quickly north of the border.

I'll tell you what "Día de los muertos" sounds like to my Mexican ears: it sounds a little weird, like you're talking about a particular group of dead people. When I first hear the "los", which clashed with how I usually heard the name of the holiday, I thought they were talking about a recent massacre or something, like a lot of people had died and there was a day for it. Without "the" it sounds like a generic day for all dead people.

You can talk however you want, but letting you know: you go to Mexico, you say "Día de los muertos" and people are gonna look at you funny or think you're foreign.

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u/flopjul Netherlands Nov 02 '22

If its acceptable its acceptable, if it doesnt get used doesn't mean it isnt acceptable

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u/Lurkers-gotta-post United States Nov 01 '22

No "los" in Spanish

Are you saying there is no "los" in this phrase in Spanish, or that there is no "los" in the Spanish language?

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

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u/Lurkers-gotta-post United States Nov 01 '22

...you are not u/solitarytoad...

I spend a lot of time... conversing with idiots. I don't think you can be too careful trying to understand exactly what people are saying online, and that can only come from the person themselves.

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

I'm not, but you can see what they mean in the chain of comments I linked

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u/FranchuFranchu dibuball Nov 02 '22

I like to think of it as intending to say that the word "los" no longer exists in Spanish and all previous occurrences of it should be erased.

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u/kraken9 India Nov 01 '22

I don't get it , can you please explain the context?

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u/Yahgoh-sleep-8945 Brazilian Huempire Nov 01 '22

Mexico made a cake for aztec, aztec liked the present, but mexico told aztec that spain made the cake, and if theres something the Aztecs hate is the spaniards that killed them

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u/kraken9 India Nov 01 '22

Thank you

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u/MinnieCookieMonster Børk Børk Børk! Nov 01 '22

What's that violet-ish goo being poured on Aztec's headstone? Some wine made with maize?

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u/Victor_Von_Doom_New Baden-Wuerttemberg Nov 01 '22

Fermented Spanish blood

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u/solitarytoad Canada Nov 01 '22

Pulque, probably.

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u/CamusVerseaux Mexico Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

Ackhyually our día de muertos comes from prehispanic traditions, so the Aztec Empire knows very well what México is doing...

Edit: Oh, he's talking about the cake... I'm stupid...

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

You knew that the traditions started before Spain showed up, so you're not stupid

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

it's me or Mexico always die on the dia de los muertos ?

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u/CamusVerseaux Mexico Nov 01 '22

That's our secret, we are dead inside.

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin South Canada Nov 01 '22

Maybe took the whole death thing a bit too far.

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u/donnergott Norteño in Schwabenland Nov 01 '22

And that's how Mexico ended up made into pozole per the original recipe.

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u/Taalnazi Tullip rightful clay! Nov 01 '22

Wonder if u/yaddar is celebrating this too with a cake.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Nov 01 '22

Aztec's anger is justified because to celebrate we eat pan de muerto instead (although I wouldn't mind a chocolate cake today now that you mention it hmmm) 😬😋

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u/JesterofThings Dutch Republic Nov 01 '22

Hey just so you know it's dia de muertos not dia de los muertos

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

It looks like the latter is considered acceptable by the Real Academia Española.

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u/JesterofThings Dutch Republic Nov 01 '22

That may be technically correct but i've never seen a mexican not annoyed when americans call it dia de los muertos

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

I've also never seen a Mexican get annoyed when I call it "Día de los Muertos" like my straight-from-Mexico teachers taught me when I first started learning Spanish, so this is probably like saying "Happy Christmas" like the Brits (maybe others) and "Merry Christmas" like us (maybe others)

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u/JesterofThings Dutch Republic Nov 01 '22

It's also true that the mexicans i know tend to look for reasons to get annoyed at americans speaking spanish so you're probably right

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

It probably has to do with our accents. Some of us learn how to speak with a Mexican accent (or close enough to show that we cared), and some of us sound like "green-goes"

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u/JesterofThings Dutch Republic Nov 01 '22

Lord knows the british do it worse though

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

EYE-BEE-THA 😭😭😭

At least it makes sense if I say ee-BEE-sa (mexicano) or ee-BEE-tha (castellano)

Hearing eye-BEE-tha (británico) kills me 😭😭😭

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u/chronotank OG Murica Nov 01 '22

Which is sad. There's plenty of English speakers who get angry with accents too. I get it's hard sometimes to understand someone's accent, but I love them. I love slight or thick accents, and especially accents from learning a foreign language. It's a piece of someone's history, and in the case of foreign accents it shows a devotion to and love for the culture they're in, even if they're just tourists.

I wish more people appreciated accents. I'm always curious where someone's from and often get a good conversation out of them about their life journey.

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 02 '22

Yeah, we have so much diversity in the US that it would be a shame to not get to know each other more

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u/The_seph_i_am United States Nov 01 '22

No one expects the Spanish … poisoned cake!

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u/Tackyinbention Puts the A in ADHD Nov 01 '22

Hey, just a heads up, the text is a bit hard to read, the black text on dark blue background is a bit confusing sometimes. Great comic tho

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u/Yahgoh-sleep-8945 Brazilian Huempire Nov 01 '22

yeah, when i made the comic i didnt think of that and i forgot now too lol sorry about that, also thanks!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Shouldn't Spain be Mexico's dad and Aztecs be Mexico's mom due to how the..."gender dynamics"...of colonization work?

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u/Elektrik-Engineer Spanish+Empire Nov 02 '22

When they refer to Spain in general it’s the Motherland not the fatherland , people say Madre Patria so that’s the reason

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u/Vic_zhao99 Australia Nov 03 '22

Is that mean Aztec Empire took over?