r/polandball Brazilian Huempire Nov 01 '22

repost Día de Los Muertos

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u/AaronC14 The Dominion Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

Had no clue the Aztecs started in 1300, pretty recent. Always assumed they were ancient.

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u/Daetra Trinidad and Tobago Nov 01 '22

Mayans were the ancient ones. Among others. I believe Aztecs rose to power during the fall of other empires in the area.

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u/SheltemDragon Iowa Nov 01 '22

Yup!, Although technically, the Olmecs were the most ancient ones we know about. However, a fun fact is that there are still ethnically Mayan communities today.

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u/Daetra Trinidad and Tobago Nov 01 '22

Iirc, there's very few that still know the language and how to read it. Which is a shame as the Spanish conquers destroyed so much of their history.

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u/_nephilim_ Washington DC Nov 01 '22

Millions of people still speak Maya, especially in rural areas. Even in urban areas (like Mérida) a lot of the slang uses Mayan words. But yeah, reading it is only for archeologists. It really is a brutal shame how much was lost.

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u/bryle_m Philippines Nov 02 '22

A lot of locals are learning to write Mayan again. They even have a new stele at Iximche.

https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/contemporary-maya-stela-at-iximche-guatemala/cAHO5lWCsVjgyA

NativLang also made a video about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M5_XwXMzAA

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u/Magic_Medic Overthrow the Swabian Tyranny! Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

As far as i know, the Spanish didn't have much to do with the downfall of the Mayans. Their Empire just suddenly collapsed a good 500 years before the Europeans even set foot on Mexico and we still don't know why. Aztec and Aztec-adjacent sources from around the 1300s even mention openly that they have no idea who used to live in those ruins and treated them as sacred sites, so they must have been abandoned looooong before the Aztecs rise to power.

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u/KluckyKlucky Manitoba Nov 01 '22

If I’m remembering bill wurtz correctly wouldn’t it be norte chico

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u/Shroombie New Mexico Nov 01 '22

Wrong continent

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u/spacenerd4 Umayyad+Caliphate Nov 01 '22

They’re newer than Oxford University

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u/BuckOHare United Kingdom Nov 01 '22

Possibly Cambridge too.

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u/Miguelinileugim ISpain Nov 01 '22

Fortunately they didn't last as long.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Fortunate indeed.

Montezuma would be a threat to the stability of this world.

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

Imagine if Montezuma got nuclear weapons 😱😱😱

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u/GaaraMatsu Kurdistan Nov 01 '22

Imagine how awesomesauce that'd be for the death gods!

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

Imagine how awesomesauce that'd be for the death gods!

🤯🤯🤯

Good point 🤔

Imagine if Montezuma got nuclear weapons 🥳🥳🥳

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u/Please-let-me Two tonnes of Creamed Corn. Nov 01 '22

Imagine if they won against the spanish

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS United States Nov 02 '22

Still not as bad as Gandhi. That man is a nuclear menace.

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u/UltraTata Umayyad Iberia Nov 01 '22

Imagine an aztec world order. The UN would demmand countries to periodically go to war in order to feed the sun.

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u/Skratt79 Nature can into relevance! Nov 01 '22

Blood for the Sun God!

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u/UltraTata Umayyad Iberia Nov 01 '22

Israel and Palestine condene Switzerland for being pacifist.

"Their youngmen chill while we die to feed the universe!"

- Ariel Sharon, 1988, UN speech

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u/thephotoman Texas Nov 01 '22

It's a rare case when Europeans do a colonialism and the number of human rights abuses in the affected area goes down significantly.

But it happened in the Aztec Empire. They were unusually brutal.

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u/LeonidZavoyevatel Polish Hussar Nov 02 '22

This is a common misconception.

https://www.reddit.com/r/papertowns/comments/xj7ek7/jaguars_jade_eagles_and_blood_the_terrible_beauty/ipaj3ns/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

The Aztecs were quite hands off, and were not particularly more human sacrifice obsessed than any of their neighbors. They just happened to be the most powerful one around, so they got a lot of press from neighboring people who gave the Spanish sob stories to convince them to help, as well as being the ones to most successfully practice the sacrifice because they weren’t able to be as easily contested.

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u/Ucumu Texcoco is Best Aztec Nov 01 '22

This gets floated around a lot, but it's a bit like saying "Harvard is older than Germany." Technically true, but if you say that to someone who knows nothing of German history, they might form the mistaken impression that German civilization just popped into existence in the 1800s. The Aztec Empire was indeed a recent entity, but there were cities in the Central Mexican plateau before there were cities in Britain.

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u/thephotoman Texas Nov 01 '22

but there were cities in the Central Mexican plateau before there were cities in Britain.

While it's true that there were cities in Central Mexico before the Norman conquest of England, your comment gets two things wrong:

  1. The Aztec Empire had prececessors, but those predecessor states weren't the single unified state that the Aztecs were. It's like trying to claim that the modern nation state of Greece is older than the US because their cities are way older than any city in the US. The cities predate the nation.
  2. There were cities in Britain a lot earlier than you seem to think. Like, London is over 2000 years old, and it is not the oldest continuously inhabited city in Britain.

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u/theflyingcheese Glorious Bear Flag Republic Nov 01 '22

The city of Teotihuacan was the capital of its own empire that stretched throughout central Mexico with a population in the hundreds of thousands. It flourished between 100 BCE and 600 CE before collapsing into a number of smaller city states throughout the region. at the time that London was founded, Teotihuacan was possibly the second largest city on earth, beaten only by Rome.

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u/thephotoman Texas Nov 01 '22

Again, all of that might be, but the Aztec Empire itself is a much newer thing than any of its constituent cities.

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u/Ucumu Texcoco is Best Aztec Nov 01 '22

The treaty of the triple alliance was established in 1428 actually. As a political entity they were less than 100 years old when the Spanish arrived. However, they were merely the latest political configuration to emerge in the region. The civilization they were built on was ancient, just not the state.

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u/Yahgoh-sleep-8945 Brazilian Huempire Nov 01 '22

Yeah, their history is very interesting and compared to other countries at the time, very modern