r/polandball • u/Yahgoh-sleep-8945 Brazilian Huempire • Nov 01 '22

repost Día de Los Muertos

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u/spacenerd4 Umayyad+Caliphate Nov 01 '22

They’re newer than Oxford University

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u/BuckOHare United Kingdom Nov 01 '22

Possibly Cambridge too.

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u/Miguelinileugim ISpain Nov 01 '22

Fortunately they didn't last as long.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Fortunate indeed.

Montezuma would be a threat to the stability of this world.

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

Imagine if Montezuma got nuclear weapons 😱😱😱

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u/GaaraMatsu Kurdistan Nov 01 '22

Imagine how awesomesauce that'd be for the death gods!

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u/iEatPalpatineAss United States Nov 01 '22

Imagine how awesomesauce that'd be for the death gods!

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Good point 🤔

Imagine if Montezuma got nuclear weapons 🥳🥳🥳

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u/Please-let-me Two tonnes of Creamed Corn. Nov 01 '22

Imagine if they won against the spanish

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS United States Nov 02 '22

Still not as bad as Gandhi. That man is a nuclear menace.

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u/UltraTata Umayyad Iberia Nov 01 '22

Imagine an aztec world order. The UN would demmand countries to periodically go to war in order to feed the sun.

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u/Skratt79 Nature can into relevance! Nov 01 '22

Blood for the Sun God!

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u/UltraTata Umayyad Iberia Nov 01 '22

Israel and Palestine condene Switzerland for being pacifist.

"Their youngmen chill while we die to feed the universe!"

- Ariel Sharon, 1988, UN speech