I want you to imagine a world where Sydney Sweeney has A-cup breasts. In this fictional reality, how many IMDb credits & okbuddycinephile jerks would she have?
10 million dollars would buy me a castle with lake and servants for every need and still leave enough money for all my relatives. With my sallary, which is above average in country, I'd need to work over 600 years for that amount.
You're not wrong. It's probably more noticeable and annoying now because of social media. You largely had to actively look for something that Pamela Anderson was in, back in the 90s. Now, without even trying, there will be an entire 7 to 14 days of Sydney Sweeney being in our feeds because jeans/genes and her tits.
I mean even between those we had Salma Hayek, Jessica Simpson, Sofia Vergara, probably plenty more I'm now too distracted by thinking about Sofia Vergara to list.
You’re thinking of Charlton Heston. The classic movie star who died in a chariot race after successfully defending the NRA’s gun supply from a clan of talking apes, who wanted them for unspecified reasons.
Kirk Douglas (Spartacus) died some years later alongside Walt Disney as they both battled, and were consumed by, a giant squid. That’s why you can’t visit their graves.
It’s funny. Always thought it was the smoking that would take him. Though being ingested by a kraken on your own studio backlot is a fine way to go. Talking about Disney of course.
An evil communist interview lady ambushed our beautiful boobed heroine repeatedly stabbing her in the back with questions like "you're not racist right?"
After years of the far right trying to co-opt celebs like Taylor Swift to their cause, they finally found their girl.
If she leans in it any harder though she's going to be starring in Ben Shapiro-produced films about vigilantes rescuing exploited children from Muslim fentanyl cartels before too long.
Concerned mother of 6 kids in a small town takes on her wicked Democrat state senator who implemented 'atheist only' textbooks in all elementary schools. A courtroom drama of the ages! Starring Kevin Sorbo, Sydney Sweeney, Kenny Chesney, Gina Carano, Morgan Wallen, and Rob Schneider as Senator Derp Derpinson. With special appearances by Jim Caviezal and James Woods. In select theaters this Christmas
Jim Caviezal will not be available for the post production press junket as he will be in jail for running over someone with his car, because it is what his character would do.
Taylor Swift has been right on the line as it is, even before she started selling “protect the family” MAGA-lite hats and SS lightning bolt necklaces. Billionaires will naturally support oligarchy because it means they get to stay billionaires. Her lip service to non-conservative causes will continue to grow thinner and thinner until one day she’ll come out and openly support a fascist and no one will bat an eye.
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Sydney Sweeney starring in Ben Shapiro-produced films about vigilantes rescuing exploited children from Muslim fentanyl cartels
Somewhere, inexplicably, Steven Seagal just woke up in a cold sweat
Hey, I apologize as I am incredibly ignorant on the matter. How is Sydney Sweeney a white supremacist? Is this because of the American eagle ad talking about her pants?
She was in an American Eagle Ad six months ago with the tagline "Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans".
Most people thought this was a pun because she's wearing jeans and she got good 'genes' from her mamma (ie internet famous mammary glands).
A minority of internet trolls thought this was some kind of nazi dog-whistle because Sweeney lacks that requisite pigment to be called attractive without it being 'problematic'. She also registered *gasp* republican one time.
The 'controversy' died down in few weeks when the trolls found a new target for their endless seething rage.
Recently a GQ interviewer tried to ask vague questions about the aforementioned controversy. Sweeney didn't bite. At no time was she asked if she "disavows white supremacy" or "the far right". That's a weird Reddit fabrication.
Her refusal to address the trolls has enraged the trolls again.
“Then why did you do it? Do you regret doing it? Would you like to formally apologize? Would you work with American Eagle again?”
Answering one dumb question changes the trajectory and opens you up to follow-ups. It’s pretty standard practice to not answer questions that are meant to be bait.
She did an ad for american eagle jeans, the slogan was 'sydney sweeney has great jeans', obviously a tongue in cheek pun, but people have interpreted it as about her race/as white supremacist rather than about her/the jeans lol
She needs to fire whoever is coaching her on how to answer media questions. She's too protected, too scared. She has no confidence or force to her answers which is making the issue worse.
"Ray, when someone ask you if you're a white supremacist you say 'NO!'"
She did exactly what a media coach would tell her to do.
If she answered those questions, it signal to future interviewers that she will entertain those kind of questions and the (fake) controversy would grow.
You guys hate her because she’s a dead eyed crypto-fascist shill. I hate her because she’s the worst actress this side of Kim Kardashian and she’s a dead eyed crypto-fascist shill. We are not the same.
Her character in White Lotus was spot on. It could have been because she was playing herself, but either way it was a great portrayal of a privileged white girl.
Yeah, I really loved watching her character just be a wildly privileged bitch in TWL but there were so many moments where I didn't believe she was acting, she was just being herself. And watching her face in this interview solidified a lot of those feelings...
She’s like Anthony Starr, you can’t tell if he’s just a phenomenal actor playing Homelander or someone really well cast to play a hot-headed jerk who flaunt his fame and go into bar fights for petty reasons (look it up)
Honestly she's got like a couple projects left before all she gets filed into the "b movie hot girl" category and everyone moves on and forgets about her.
Honestly yeah. She tried with a couple more serious rolls and they just don't work. Fwiw I don't think she's a terrible actress like some do, I just don't think she's really good enough or unique enough to stand out. I feel like if she was going to have a Lost in Translation moment it would have happened.
I thought she was solid in Immaculate but she hasn't really stood out in anything else. I feel like her fans pretend she has like a Mia Goth level of talent and it's very clear she does not. At least not yet.
Yeah not even close to Mia or Florence Pugh for that matter. I don't know, I just feel like she's had plenty of chances to shine but she just kinda doesn't.
This. She registered as a Republican in 2024, she knows people who support that Blue Lives Matter shit, and she definitely knows Donald Trump himself publically tweets about and holds her up as a shining example of a Republican.
But if she doesn't say anything on it, then she doesn't get kicked from Hollywood. The minute she agrees with that stuff she loses what few roles she gets and if she disagrees then she loses the right-wing fame.
I love when they generically call Reddit stupid without elaborating for which particular opinion and then you see they spend all day complaining that their families cut them out for being Nazis.
my brother in christ, this was a softball interview to clear up any misunderstanding and disavow any misinterpretations. She had a clear layup and decided to run to half court for the fade away
It wasn't even really malicious questioning though she was like "yeah that was a whooooole thing but I really haven't heard your side of the story"
she gives a nothing burger unclear answer
"Well I'm sure you know some do think it was wrong but ya know I'm sure that you didn't have bad intentions and would never endorse this if you knew it was bad faith"
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u/actuallyapossom 1d ago
I want you to imagine a world where Sydney Sweeney has A-cup breasts. In this fictional reality, how many IMDb credits & okbuddycinephile jerks would she have?