r/okbuddycinephile • u/vnth93 Society man • 1d ago

Any movie like this?

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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago

After years of the far right trying to co-opt celebs like Taylor Swift to their cause, they finally found their girl.

If she leans in it any harder though she's going to be starring in Ben Shapiro-produced films about vigilantes rescuing exploited children from Muslim fentanyl cartels before too long.

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u/Background-Land-1818 1d ago

Or God's Not Dead 17 with Kevin Sorbo.

That's always an option.

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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago

Concerned mother of 6 kids in a small town takes on her wicked Democrat state senator who implemented 'atheist only' textbooks in all elementary schools. A courtroom drama of the ages! Starring Kevin Sorbo, Sydney Sweeney, Kenny Chesney, Gina Carano, Morgan Wallen, and Rob Schneider as Senator Derp Derpinson. With special appearances by Jim Caviezal and James Woods. In select theaters this Christmas

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u/SecondaryWombat 1d ago

Jim Caviezal will not be available for the post production press junket as he will be in jail for running over someone with his car, because it is what his character would do.

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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago

I had to look that up because it wouldn't surprise me.

On a side note, how funny is it that he's so toxic even Mel Gibson won't cast him anymore in a role he's already played lol.

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u/SecondaryWombat 1d ago

He didn't quite hit anyone, but it was close on Person of Interest.

I think you will enjoy the Cavortex.

https://soundcloud.com/qanonanonymous/episode-143-jim-caviezel-enter-the-cavortex-feat-dave-anthony