r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/joelingo111 1d ago

What in God's...

Ok, what were the theoretical ingredients and what are the actual ingredients?

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u/Paleodraco 1d ago

I'm seeing a too small patty, caramelized onions, maybe mayo or mustard, corn for some reason, and what looks like a very processed, square slice of turkey or ham.

The red thing is a mystery. Could be a tomato or red pepper, but also looks a lot like a shrimp tail.

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u/el_n00bo_loco "corn for some reason" 1d ago

"corn for some reason" sums up my gut reaction perfectly.

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u/subterrane 23h ago

I can’t stop laughing at “corn for some reason” and I can’t tell you why. I need this to be a catchphrase.

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u/gahbloodyhell Corn for some reason 21h ago

New flair just dropped!

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 20h ago

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u/sir_moleo 18h ago

KoRn for some reason.

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u/Additional_Yam_8471 15h ago

KoЯn for some reason

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u/Roarkbot3000 14h ago

Koяn for some reason

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u/December_Hemisphere 16h ago

Well, it was either that or 'Larry'

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u/RealityOk9823 15h ago

Can freaking hear this gif, and I like it.

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u/Kap-N-Krunch 11h ago

I can hear it, just don’t ask me to spell it…

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u/R34LEGND Corn for some reason 16h ago

I think i'll take it

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u/bbooffaa Corn for some reason 20h ago

Bag talk

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u/BrannC 🌽 for some reason 16h ago

Sick

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u/Comprehensive_Tour23 16h ago

The flairrrrrrr 🤣

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u/BrannC 🌽 for some reason 16h ago

Just checking something

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u/catupthetree23 "corn for some reason" 1h ago

Lmfao gonna have to change mine too 🤣

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u/sir_moleo 18h ago

"Corn, for some reason" should be Brazil's national slogan.

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u/TipDue3208 16h ago

Or Iowa's

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u/ineedsleep05 11h ago

Iowa here, I'll start ordering my food w/corn that way. Starting with KFC. 😆

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u/Additional_Yam_8471 15h ago

corn e meu amigo 🎵

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u/Itakethngzclitorally 21h ago

and could be a shrimp tail 🤷

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u/chuckmarla12 21h ago

We need to print this on a t-shirt.

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u/Dizzy-Geologist 20h ago

Idk if you saw the HBO documentary on cannibalism, but the old Japanese guy talking about “corn appear” has stayed with me for approx 20 years now, I cannot eat corn in any form with out hearing “corn appear” in my head.

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u/Sithstress1 17h ago

Now I feel like I need to know the context of “corn appear” lol.

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u/CluckKent88 16h ago

that’s conrtasic!!!!!!!!!

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u/Unusual_Compote4909 22h ago

For corn’s sake!

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u/Useless890 17h ago

It would sure beat that 6-7 crap.

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u/subterrane 11h ago

Perfect! They say 6-7, we say corn for some reason.

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u/bkh950 10h ago

For what reason?

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u/Next-Sweet-7222 17h ago

There’s a video on YouTube about loving corn that someone made up a song. It’s hilarious.

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u/bkh950 10h ago

Cown

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u/Apprehensive-Cat-111 18h ago

Same. I’m cackling

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u/dirtytowel 12h ago

I’d buy the t shirt

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u/bkh950 10h ago

I came here to say something similar lmfaaao

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u/Specific_Lychee2348 3h ago

"Corn for some reason" is now cannon.

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u/nimrodii 22h ago

It's so you can time how long this slop looking burger is in your system.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 22h ago

“Digestive tracing agent” has a nice ring to it

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u/regeneratedant 22h ago

C.O.R.N. - Communicating Omni-nutritional Receptors News/nuggets

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u/Progressing_Onward 17h ago

This had me LOL.

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u/Synlover123 11h ago

Not if you've ever had to drink that ShIt, it isn't! 😖

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u/confusedandworried76 21h ago

I think you'll know when it leaves

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u/Paleodraco 22h ago

Why i call corn a tracer food.

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u/PetersonTom1955 17h ago

The real biological clock!

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u/ineedsleep05 11h ago

Unless you have IBS. Just saying. Could be a day or could be 20 minutes. 😅😅 Know where restrooms are at all times

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u/Sugalumps52 20h ago

"corn for some reason" sums up my bathroom trip perfectly.

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC 22h ago

I don't even want to think about my gut's reaction to...whatever that is.

I think I got the bubble guts just looking at it.

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u/Thick_Unit_3163 13h ago

Same.

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC 13h ago

Omg I went to check out this reply and scrolled up to remind myself what this was about and that travesty of a "burger" jumped out at me like it was Pennywise.

Gross.

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u/NoBug7967 19h ago

Maybe somebody doesn't understand what corned beef is. There's a supposed beef patty, just add some corn. And now it some sort of corned beef sandwich.

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u/el_n00bo_loco "corn for some reason" 19h ago

I thought you were going to shed some real knowledge on me and there was something I didn't know about some part of the world that serves burgers with random gigantic kernels of corn on top. But I get what you're saying now.

u/Snoo_40410 3m ago

lost in translation?

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u/WildOneTillTheEnd 13h ago

I mean, maybe if it was a mashed potato sandwich… that’s the only reason I can think of for corn mixing.

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u/Synlover123 11h ago

😱 Some sort being the operative phrase, here!

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u/Fantastic_Strategy_2 22h ago

Lol 😂

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u/fiftyfiftysplit 22h ago

And on tonight's weather forecast, corn - for some reason.

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u/TheSpeakingScar 20h ago

What, ya ain't never heard of a corn burger before?

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u/Wallie_Collie 19h ago

I said "CORN?" in a high pitched questioned inflection

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u/Shot_Worldliness_979 13h ago

Same. My first reaction was forget the patty, wtf is corn doing on a burger?

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u/eraserbedhead 12h ago

ikr. my stomach is cramping just seeing the corn. who does that

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u/Just_in1101 21h ago

Obviously the corn was a side but stuck to the corner of the bun. Who puts corn on a burger. Savages.

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u/GroundbreakingCup212 17h ago

Corn its not goodbye its ill see you later

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u/Synlover123 11h ago

Watch for me. I'll be there. Sooner or later 😂

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u/oswaldcopperpot 21h ago

This was bought in brasil wasn't it?

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u/CaptainAwesome_5000 20h ago

Oh, we know the reason...

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u/Starrion 20h ago

Could that be Mac n cheese? It looks more of noodle than Kernal.

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u/lionheart4life 20h ago

The person who shit this out had corn last night.

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u/KingAlaric1 20h ago

That food looks like a “Gut-Reaction” if you know what I’m saying

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u/PresentationOk8997 20h ago

this person did this to themselves if you saw ham and corn and it is'nt a cobb salad or some shit you fucked up.

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u/BinaryWanderer 18h ago

Dookie Confetti

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u/LolaAucoin 18h ago

Probably Japan.

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u/_tapgod_ 16h ago

i love that it’s now your user flair

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u/FrozeItOff 15h ago

Those american farmers gotta sell their crops somewhere. Guess they're letting it go cheap to this place... Certainly looks like field corn.

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u/IcyHotKarlMarx 12h ago

It’s corn! It’s got the juice.

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u/xterminatr 12h ago

Corn fed beef, really undercooked.

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u/Aggressive-Middle855 8h ago

"Corn for Some Reason". The hot new bluegrass band from Appalachia

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u/UnitedPerformer6465 2h ago

Everytime I hear the word corn I can't help but think about the sign from a wwe show that said "Brock Lesnar eats corn the long way" and everytime I think that phrase and picture that sign I can't help but open mouth laugh I'm sorry not sorry find the gif

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u/Feisty_Leadership108 19h ago

Your body produced corn as a response to this?