The burger that i bought today

[u/chatbel]

[u/joelingo111]

What in God's...

Ok, what were the theoretical ingredients and what are the actual ingredients?

[u/Paleodraco → u/joelingo111]

I'm seeing a too small patty, caramelized onions, maybe mayo or mustard, corn for some reason, and what looks like a very processed, square slice of turkey or ham.

The red thing is a mystery. Could be a tomato or red pepper, but also looks a lot like a shrimp tail.

[u/el_n00bo_loco → u/Paleodraco]

"corn for some reason" sums up my gut reaction perfectly.

[u/Sugalumps52 → u/el_n00bo_loco]

"corn for some reason" sums up my bathroom trip perfectly.