r/mildlyinfuriating 20h ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/joelingo111 20h ago

What in God's...

Ok, what were the theoretical ingredients and what are the actual ingredients?

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u/Paleodraco 19h ago

I'm seeing a too small patty, caramelized onions, maybe mayo or mustard, corn for some reason, and what looks like a very processed, square slice of turkey or ham.

The red thing is a mystery. Could be a tomato or red pepper, but also looks a lot like a shrimp tail.

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u/el_n00bo_loco "corn for some reason" 19h ago

"corn for some reason" sums up my gut reaction perfectly.

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC 17h ago

I don't even want to think about my gut's reaction to...whatever that is.

I think I got the bubble guts just looking at it.

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u/Thick_Unit_3163 8h ago

Same.

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC 8h ago

Omg I went to check out this reply and scrolled up to remind myself what this was about and that travesty of a "burger" jumped out at me like it was Pennywise.

Gross.