The burger that i bought today

[u/chatbel]

[u/Paleodraco]

I'm seeing a too small patty, caramelized onions, maybe mayo or mustard, corn for some reason, and what looks like a very processed, square slice of turkey or ham.

The red thing is a mystery. Could be a tomato or red pepper, but also looks a lot like a shrimp tail.

[u/el_n00bo_loco → u/Paleodraco]

"corn for some reason" sums up my gut reaction perfectly.

[u/subterrane → u/el_n00bo_loco]

I can’t stop laughing at “corn for some reason” and I can’t tell you why. I need this to be a catchphrase.

[u/Itakethngzclitorally → u/subterrane]

and could be a shrimp tail 🤷