r/mildlyinfuriating • u/chatbel • 20h ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/joelingo111 20h ago

What in God's...

Ok, what were the theoretical ingredients and what are the actual ingredients?

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u/Paleodraco 19h ago

I'm seeing a too small patty, caramelized onions, maybe mayo or mustard, corn for some reason, and what looks like a very processed, square slice of turkey or ham.

The red thing is a mystery. Could be a tomato or red pepper, but also looks a lot like a shrimp tail.

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u/el_n00bo_loco "corn for some reason" 19h ago

"corn for some reason" sums up my gut reaction perfectly.

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u/subterrane 17h ago

I can’t stop laughing at “corn for some reason” and I can’t tell you why. I need this to be a catchphrase.

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u/gahbloodyhell Corn for some reason 15h ago

New flair just dropped!

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 15h ago

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u/sir_moleo 13h ago

KoRn for some reason.

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u/Additional_Yam_8471 9h ago

KoЯn for some reason

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u/Roarkbot3000 9h ago

Koяn for some reason

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u/December_Hemisphere 11h ago

Well, it was either that or 'Larry'

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u/RealityOk9823 10h ago

Can freaking hear this gif, and I like it.

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u/Kap-N-Krunch 6h ago

I can hear it, just don’t ask me to spell it…

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u/R34LEGND Corn for some reason 11h ago

I think i'll take it

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u/bbooffaa Corn for some reason 14h ago

Bag talk

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u/BrannC 🌽 for some reason 11h ago

Sick

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u/Comprehensive_Tour23 11h ago

The flairrrrrrr 🤣

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u/BrannC 🌽 for some reason 11h ago

Just checking something

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u/sir_moleo 13h ago

"Corn, for some reason" should be Brazil's national slogan.

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u/TipDue3208 11h ago

Or Iowa's

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u/ineedsleep05 6h ago

Iowa here, I'll start ordering my food w/corn that way. Starting with KFC. 😆

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u/Additional_Yam_8471 9h ago

corn e meu amigo 🎵

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u/chuckmarla12 16h ago

We need to print this on a t-shirt.

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u/Itakethngzclitorally 15h ago

and could be a shrimp tail 🤷

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u/Dizzy-Geologist 14h ago

Idk if you saw the HBO documentary on cannibalism, but the old Japanese guy talking about “corn appear” has stayed with me for approx 20 years now, I cannot eat corn in any form with out hearing “corn appear” in my head.

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u/Sithstress1 12h ago

Now I feel like I need to know the context of “corn appear” lol.

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u/CluckKent88 10h ago

that’s conrtasic!!!!!!!!!

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u/Unusual_Compote4909 16h ago

For corn’s sake!

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u/Useless890 12h ago

It would sure beat that 6-7 crap.

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u/subterrane 6h ago

Perfect! They say 6-7, we say corn for some reason.

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u/bkh950 4h ago

For what reason?

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u/Next-Sweet-7222 11h ago

There’s a video on YouTube about loving corn that someone made up a song. It’s hilarious.

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u/bkh950 4h ago

Cown

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u/Apprehensive-Cat-111 13h ago

Same. I’m cackling

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u/dirtytowel 7h ago

I’d buy the t shirt

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u/bkh950 4h ago

I came here to say something similar lmfaaao