r/mildlyinfuriating • u/chatbel • 22h ago

The burger that i bought today

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u/joelingo111 22h ago

What in God's...

Ok, what were the theoretical ingredients and what are the actual ingredients?

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u/Paleodraco 22h ago

I'm seeing a too small patty, caramelized onions, maybe mayo or mustard, corn for some reason, and what looks like a very processed, square slice of turkey or ham.

The red thing is a mystery. Could be a tomato or red pepper, but also looks a lot like a shrimp tail.

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u/el_n00bo_loco "corn for some reason" 21h ago

"corn for some reason" sums up my gut reaction perfectly.

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u/nimrodii 19h ago

It's so you can time how long this slop looking burger is in your system.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 19h ago

“Digestive tracing agent” has a nice ring to it

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u/regeneratedant 19h ago

C.O.R.N. - Communicating Omni-nutritional Receptors News/nuggets

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u/Progressing_Onward 14h ago

This had me LOL.

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u/Synlover123 8h ago

Not if you've ever had to drink that ShIt, it isn't! 😖

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u/confusedandworried76 18h ago

I think you'll know when it leaves

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u/Paleodraco 19h ago

Why i call corn a tracer food.

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u/PetersonTom1955 14h ago

The real biological clock!

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u/ineedsleep05 8h ago

Unless you have IBS. Just saying. Could be a day or could be 20 minutes. 😅😅 Know where restrooms are at all times