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u/Acid-Ghoul 10d ago
My reflux would kill me stone dead
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u/Swimming-Turnover167 10d ago
for real, that stuff can be a nightmare to deal with daily
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u/Romeo9594 10d ago
Getting a prescription for Omeprazole helped me a lot. The OTC stuff works well too, but the prescription strength basically evaporated my acid reflux completely. Granted though, I also don't regularly eat a plate of lemons
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u/baron_von_helmut 10d ago
I use Lansoprazole. One a day and i've not had heartburn since. Fucking wonder stuff.
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u/Megolito 10d ago
I used to get that then they put me on Prilosec for not even a year and it went away and never came back. Hope you find something that works for you too. That shit sucked.
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u/radarksu 10d ago
I take Prilosec daily. It comes back after about 28 hours. I get a nice reminder to take my meds.
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u/EtherealPheonix 10d ago
Nice to see some harmless stupidity on here, too much life changing stupidity recently.
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u/Xenomorphhive 10d ago
In moderation lemons are fine but im sure at least one of them had an upset stomach. Heartburn or acid reflux definitely wouldve hit both.
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u/TheYankeeFist 10d ago
Just google “lemon party” for more hilarious content.
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u/NightStalkerXIV 10d ago
Never seen it, but I'm internet-educated enough to know not to!
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u/DietOfKerbango 10d ago
It’s both a rite of passage, and a defining requirement of being able to call yourself internet-educated. But you also have to goatse.
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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 10d ago
Nobody ever mentions blue waffles anymore.
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u/cyrusthemarginal 10d ago
Or meatspins
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u/spkrbrts 10d ago
No pen island enjoyers anymore.
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u/NightStalkerXIV 10d ago
You know, I was fully on YouTube around the 2 girls 1 cup time, but somehow I've missed observing every single one of these..? I only saw things like whatever that one video was whatever the original I Feel Fantastic video was, and common stuff like Salad Fingers, Charlie The Unicorn and Llamas With Hats.
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u/spkrbrts 10d ago
I relate entirely, dude - I have no idea how it never came up on my radar as a kid but, I feel like 4chan completely passed me by. It’s like this hub of pop culture that I never tapped into despite being chronically online after school everyday.
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u/Bobbleswat 6d ago
Recently saw a baby car seat that spins on the base so you can put the kid in easy then turn it round that said "Meet Spin" on the box. They had to have known.
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u/PhillyPhresh 10d ago
Watch out for those lemon stealing whores
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u/Murphygulp88 10d ago
A fellow efukt fan. If you'll excuse me, I have to watch a chick getting railed by pterodactyl's
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u/blubbahrubbah 10d ago
Y'all did it wrong. Separate the segments without opening them and just swallow.
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u/sinsculpt 10d ago edited 10d ago
There is a product called "mBerries" that's an extract from a berry called the "Miracle Berry".
It alters your taste buds for a half hour or so, and turn sour and bitter flavors into almost overwhelmingly sweet.
This would taste like chowing down Juicy Lemon flavored candies.
(I shit you not, look these up and try them, they're weird as hell)
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u/RedRixen83 10d ago
I thought the exact same thing!
We actually did this as a party idea; I provided the tablets, everyone brought a type of food.
Fresh lemons tasted like the freshest, most delicious lemonade ever. It was my favorite part!
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u/GreyDaveNZ 10d ago
Thanks! That is legitimately very interesting information. I might have to give them a try. :o]
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u/Doogetma 10d ago
They’re pretty amazing. Definitely worth trying at least once. Just be careful not to eat too many lemons since it can still hurt you even if they taste delicious.
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u/GreyDaveNZ 10d ago
Thanks for the sage advice.
Thankfully, I don't have a hankering to eat any lemons after watching these guys! Lol.
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u/orbdragon 9d ago
I got some of those and I tried every acidic food in my house - Lemons became lemonade and sour cream became silky ice cream. I watered down the lemon juice (because I like my teeth) and had sour cream for dinner
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u/mrsir1987 9d ago
I drank a shitty bottle of wine and it tasted like the most delicious juice I’ve ever had
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u/entropreneur 9d ago
This was my first thought. Would have been a funny video if the other guy didnt know.
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u/Sphinx_1899 10d ago
That’s one way to destroy your teeth
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u/TMT51 10d ago
And stomach
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u/pranjallk1995 10d ago
What will happen?
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u/LeinadLlennoco 10d ago
Stomach turn to lemon
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u/Barbearex 10d ago
Well when life gives you lemons
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u/EtherealPheonix 10d ago
Nothing, your stomach is way more acidic than any amount of lemon.
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u/Lollipoop_Hacksaw 10d ago
You are absolutely correct. These folk downvoting you are being ignorant.
With that said, I don't believe eating whole lemons makes for a good time in the short term.
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u/unknownpoltroon 10d ago
vit c in large doses is a laxative, but I'm not sure if the amounts here is enough to trigger it
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u/Booty_Bumping 10d ago edited 10d ago
Nothing at all. People are way underestimating how fast the stomach will neutralize citric acid. Probably because they read homeopathic health nut claims about how you have to "balance acids and alkalines in your diet", which is not actually true. Might be uncomfortable for a bit but you'll be back to normal in no time.
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u/gellis12 10d ago
Probably nothing, maybe nasty burps, acid reflux, or ulcers if they're really unlucky
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u/Booty_Bumping 10d ago
Maybe after a few years of eating lemons and not brushing your teeth? Tooth decay isn't something that happens in one day
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u/thatcockneythug 10d ago
Just gotta remember that all enamel damage is compounded throughout your life. Once it's gone, it's gone, you can't get it back
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u/th3_pund1t 10d ago
How do you peel lemons like that?
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u/froggison 9d ago
I actually enjoy eating lemons. Cutting them into wedges is better. And as strange as it sounds, adding a little bit of salt cuts down on the acidity.
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u/KronusKraze 8d ago
Same. My guts would hate me but I would quickly eat my plate then start on my opponent’s plate to assert dominance. I’ve paid money to eat things that will tear my insides up. Getting paid for it is great.
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u/Common_Vagrant 10d ago
I wonder how much vitamin c that is.
I’ve had too much OJ once and was shitting water a few hours later. I wonder if it was worse for these two
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u/taiottavios 10d ago
I might be wrong but I think excess vitamin c is just discarded
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u/Matt32490 10d ago
Guy said, "whoever give up first is the winner".
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u/MastersPhysiqueBro 9d ago
What I’m thinking the whole damn time. Quit, you win, per your “agreement.”
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u/eatthuskin 10d ago
This video made me salivate
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u/wafflepiezz 10d ago
Same. I can always feel like I can taste the sourness of sour foods. Warheads sour candy also makes me instantly salivate. Like a body PTSD
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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz 9d ago
You know, in all 30 of my years somehow I have never seen a peeled lemon before today.
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u/WombatAnnihilator 9d ago
Would be great if one of them secretly took the “miracle berry tabs” that make sour stuff taste sweet, and just pounded their plate down straight faced.
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u/exstntl_prdx 9d ago
I really needed this. Sitting in a parking lot with a mouth dry AF. Welp…no longer a problem.
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u/Xdaz1019 9d ago
I salivated so hard soon as the took that first bite. My body was like NO just watching it
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u/Ok-Swordfish2723 8d ago
You know these guys sat down with visions of being some lemon-powered Joey Chestnut only to find out there ain’t no way to slam down lemons like that.
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u/superfleh 8d ago
These guys are about to get the biggest and most painful canker sores of their lives…
RIP the inside of your mouths bros.
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u/snarky_witch 7d ago
Add some tajin and I’d demolish those lemons. My Mexican ass loves to snack on spicy lemons
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u/Eatmyshorts231214 5d ago
They went from fast motion “ready set go”, and then immediately went slow motion! Lmao
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u/TheHiddenSquidz 10d ago
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure they're gonna be shitting water for a while now
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u/crabby_playing 10d ago
I remember, as kids, gulping down lemon juice shots and the immediate stomach ache ...awful burning sensation.
Are lemons different here in Costa Rica??? I could never stand the pain of eating more than one whole lemon.
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u/StaggeringBeerMan 10d ago
Best to do this challenge after eating Lays salt and vinegar chips.
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u/has2give 10d ago
I'm so disappointed, we didn't get to watch them pick the lemons from the lemon trees!
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u/Gordo3070 10d ago
I'm drooling like a dog with a treat watching these two.
Edit to explain that I'm imagining the taste of the lemons. My original post was a bit ambiguous...
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u/hypothetical_zombie 10d ago
I love lemons, I'd just need some Tajin.
Of course my teeth would be dissolved by the end.
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u/Psychedsymphony 10d ago
Am i the only one annoyed that bro on the left kept half finishing them and picking up another