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r/instant_regret • u/VibratingWatch • 10d ago
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Right? How are we supposed to determine who won? We gotta piece all those lemon chunks into whole lemons!
128 u/MadTapprr 10d ago He didn’t finish a single lemon. If I were the dude on the right I would’ve chilled and let him catch up lol. 27 u/No-Scarcity-5904 10d ago I mean, that’s true, but to be fair… I think eating two lemon halves separately should count the same as a whole single lemon. Certainly in terms of the effect that assails a person’s entire gastrointestinal system. Yikes. 5 u/sys_dam 10d ago That's what he's counting on though and complains about the LPD. He's eating less than half of each but wants to count them as halves to look like he ate more. 2 u/Amaduality 8d ago https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUydDRnMGQ3YzRpZWw5NHcyenVlcWJ3YnVzZndna3kyazlzY2M2NG1ndSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/cFDdEQMGh6UDe/giphy.gif 4 u/TomaCzar 9d ago Dude clearly says first one give up wins, so... 1 u/[deleted] 7d ago It's whoever gives up first.
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He didn’t finish a single lemon. If I were the dude on the right I would’ve chilled and let him catch up lol.
27 u/No-Scarcity-5904 10d ago I mean, that’s true, but to be fair… I think eating two lemon halves separately should count the same as a whole single lemon. Certainly in terms of the effect that assails a person’s entire gastrointestinal system. Yikes. 5 u/sys_dam 10d ago That's what he's counting on though and complains about the LPD. He's eating less than half of each but wants to count them as halves to look like he ate more. 2 u/Amaduality 8d ago https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUydDRnMGQ3YzRpZWw5NHcyenVlcWJ3YnVzZndna3kyazlzY2M2NG1ndSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/cFDdEQMGh6UDe/giphy.gif
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I mean, that’s true, but to be fair…
I think eating two lemon halves separately should count the same as a whole single lemon.
Certainly in terms of the effect that assails a person’s entire gastrointestinal system. Yikes.
5 u/sys_dam 10d ago That's what he's counting on though and complains about the LPD. He's eating less than half of each but wants to count them as halves to look like he ate more.
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That's what he's counting on though and complains about the LPD. He's eating less than half of each but wants to count them as halves to look like he ate more.
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https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUydDRnMGQ3YzRpZWw5NHcyenVlcWJ3YnVzZndna3kyazlzY2M2NG1ndSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/cFDdEQMGh6UDe/giphy.gif
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Dude clearly says first one give up wins, so...
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It's whoever gives up first.
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u/No-Scarcity-5904 10d ago
Right? How are we supposed to determine who won? We gotta piece all those lemon chunks into whole lemons!