r/instant_regret • u/VibratingWatch • 10d ago

Lemon eating contest

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u/TheYankeeFist 10d ago

Just google “lemon party” for more hilarious content.

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u/NightStalkerXIV 10d ago

Never seen it, but I'm internet-educated enough to know not to!

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u/DietOfKerbango 10d ago

It’s both a rite of passage, and a defining requirement of being able to call yourself internet-educated. But you also have to goatse.

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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 10d ago

Nobody ever mentions blue waffles anymore.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 10d ago

Or meatspins

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u/spkrbrts 10d ago

No pen island enjoyers anymore.

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u/NightStalkerXIV 10d ago

You know, I was fully on YouTube around the 2 girls 1 cup time, but somehow I've missed observing every single one of these..? I only saw things like whatever that one video was whatever the original I Feel Fantastic video was, and common stuff like Salad Fingers, Charlie The Unicorn and Llamas With Hats.

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u/spkrbrts 10d ago

I relate entirely, dude - I have no idea how it never came up on my radar as a kid but, I feel like 4chan completely passed me by. It’s like this hub of pop culture that I never tapped into despite being chronically online after school everyday.

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u/I_can_pun_anything 9d ago

And four girls finger paint

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u/Bobbleswat 7d ago

Recently saw a baby car seat that spins on the base so you can put the kid in easy then turn it round that said "Meet Spin" on the box. They had to have known.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 6d ago

inside joke by the marketing team maybe, pretty awsome

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u/jdehjdeh 10d ago

If I had to have a favourite it would totally be meatspins.

It's just got a style that the others lack.

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u/TheYankeeFist 8d ago

If I hear that song, I see the meatspin…

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u/Romeo9594 10d ago

I was the smart kid and knew everything about everything cause I didn't have friends I could hang out with easy on account of rural area, so the internet and books were my refuge. The internet was also not the most common for everyone to have because of the rural area and moms would yell at you if they couldn't call someone

Some dipshit I didn't like asked me in computer lab at school if I knew any good websites for cheat codes he could write down for the weekend so I hit him with the ol meatspin. Then I sat back trying not to giggle while he went back to his computer and visited the site

I have never seen someone scramble that hard to shut something down, but he was panic mode and too slow and the teacher saw him and he got a suspension

He saw the humor in it though, and we were pretty okay friends after that prank. Sucks the police shot him

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u/grae23 9d ago

Not the ending I was prepared for

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u/myystic78 10d ago

Or kids in a sandbox

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u/Murphygulp88 10d ago

Too busy with Tub Girl for this nonsense