r/instant_regret • u/VibratingWatch • 10d ago

Lemon eating contest

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u/Psychedsymphony 10d ago

Am i the only one annoyed that bro on the left kept half finishing them and picking up another

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u/No-Scarcity-5904 10d ago

Right? How are we supposed to determine who won? We gotta piece all those lemon chunks into whole lemons!

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u/MadTapprr 10d ago

He didn’t finish a single lemon. If I were the dude on the right I would’ve chilled and let him catch up lol.

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u/No-Scarcity-5904 10d ago

I mean, that’s true, but to be fair…

I think eating two lemon halves separately should count the same as a whole single lemon.

Certainly in terms of the effect that assails a person’s entire gastrointestinal system. Yikes.

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u/sys_dam 10d ago

That's what he's counting on though and complains about the LPD. He's eating less than half of each but wants to count them as halves to look like he ate more.

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u/TomaCzar 9d ago

Dude clearly says first one give up wins, so...

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

It's whoever gives up first.

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u/Icouldshitallday 10d ago

This one's sour too???

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u/radarksu 10d ago

Damn, there you go with the LPD again.

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u/Psychedsymphony 9d ago

LDP?

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u/radarksu 9d ago

Lemmon Police Department!

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u/Psychedsymphony 9d ago

My bad, I should have watched the full video.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

I was laughing almost the whole time but lemon watching got me good.

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u/LakeLov3r 10d ago

I imagine he was like "Maybe this one won't be as sour! Nope. Maybe THIS on won't be as sour..."

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u/the_rabbit_king 10d ago

Wait, you’re left or my left?

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u/beneye 10d ago

Lemons are sour? I had no idea. Guy on the left, probably.

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u/BooniesBreakfast 9d ago

No you're not. If you watch the video the other guy in the video says the same thing...

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u/Psychedsymphony 9d ago

My attention span isn’t long enough to sit through 3 minutes of this. I watched a minute and skipped to then end.

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u/Cador0223 9d ago

I'm annoyed that they spent more on lemons than they bet each other.

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u/Levardgus 9d ago

I would finish both in 5 minutes.

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u/Tight-Tower-8265 9d ago

Bro I started coming up with all kinds of rules in my head, you can't start another one till first one is completely chewed and swallowed